User

user,
In approximately 1 hour the entire world population will begin hunting you.
If caught, they will torture you forever.

Where/how will you hide from the hunt?

Go anywhere that isnt my house. Thats where i always am so thats where they would look.

I'd literally just go on a mass killing spree until I was shot dead or had to take my own life. I'd probably start by killing my immediate family because I hate literally all of them.

I'd hang myself

are you retarded, why would you take those odds

>torture you forever
They're going to make me immortal somehow?

Right here in this basement with my hot pockets.

this

>hides under the bed, puts junk around me so they dont see me
>they stop searching my house and leave, they wont come back cause they have a perimeter of everybody, how could i get back?
>sit on Sup Forums and laugh

Nope.

chernobyl

Oh. Then it's jihad time.

if i was at home and seen an angry mob heading my way

heres what id do

>strip but naked
>run as fast as kuck trough the mob
>throw swings and hit as many as i can
>try to kill mob members with my bare hands
>ripping eyeballs out noses
>if i get a chance to run after damaging a few people
>id run like forest through the forest
>let the hunt begin

Good luck getting ready for that in 1 hour.

They don't want to kill you.
Just take you and torture you, you can't torture a dead person bro.
So all you'd really be doing is giving up your position, one man can't fight the whole world.

My time has come.

First I would lather myself up in vegetable or olive oil and then start masturbating on my chair.

As the horde charges in, I sprint at them with my raging hard on, hopefully blowing a load at the first person through the door and catching some with the spray.

My final moments will be of me doing the jiggly.

>Where/how will you hide from the hunt?
in your moms vagina

Madison ivy aaaaand?

>will torture you forever [until you die]
You might as well just kill yourself before that happens then

Pussy

Cap myself after leaving a neener-neener note.

drive out to wyoming

Blow my brains out.

How can they torture a dead body?

>Ignite the atmosphere
>Put on dank may-may music
>"IIIIIIII DON'T WANT TO SET THE WOOOOORLD OOOOOO FIIIIIIREEEEE!"

angst filled edgelord

....why get naked

Get plastic surgery and move to Japan

...you cant according to the situation you DINGUS.

I don´t care.

i wouldnt hide, theres no escape from the ENTIRE world population.

I would instead put on a vest filled with comp b demo charge, nails, ball bearings, mishaped metal and all sorts of other nasty fragments, head to time square and jihad.

i always wanted to go out with a bang

woods with ghillie suit and ar15

to a school i dont attend and hide in the attic, noone likes scools so wont look there

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One hour to prepare... easy. The world aid have seen like one pic of you. What other details do they have? Steal a car, wear a fake beard and just drive. Hell i reckon you could even stop at the station to refuel and they wouldn't know it was you. People are fuckin morons.

This right here. 99.99% of the population doesn't even know you. In that one hour you can start working towards changing your appearance and getting at least 10 miles away. You're golden.

you can't get away, retard.

Easy
>hop on a bicycle
>ride over to "women's suffrage memorial" in Washington, D.C.
>will be alone there for as long as I want

Buy a burka and a one way ticket to sand nigger land

how long is "forever"

Best option

put on a niqab