"IT WAS FREE PIZZA!"

>"IT WAS FREE PIZZA!"

What did he mean by this?

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If I yank you off this machine will you die?

>you will never be Keanu and just wander around being memed

Who takes a picture of himself at some random restuarant anyway?

The girls were underage so it was free cheesy pizza all for himself

>eating pizza with a knife and fork

someone post the version with blini cat

Why hasn't he won an academy award for this performance?

youtube.com/watch?v=WLm4eXWb6AI

>not eating pizza with a knife and fork
>being a disgusting greasy obese americuck

Pick both

This video isnt available in America. You should consider that before you post.

>The only reason you stay here is to fuck my mother and eat our food! MOTHERFUCKER! FOOD EATER!

>I don't know how to wash my fucking hands after a meal or what napkins are

FREE PIZZA

You should not live in America maybe?

>Living in America

I'm sorry to hear that.

>napkins dissolve grease

This is what they all an "American education" guys. Point and laugh at him.

>living in trumpland

Kek

'cause now

CALL 911

He's not a good verbal actor desu

youtube.com/watch?v=AvaCWTkSXdE

KINO
I
N
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I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.

YOU BITCHES

BLEHHHHHHHHHH BLEHHHHHHH

Knock Knock was worse than Joe Dirt 2

That's a difficult feat to accomplish.

>you will never be someone that cheers Keanu up because he would never let you get that close

I would make fun of his accent in Dracula but I think that Keanu would be a bro.