Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Shoo shoo! I'm not coming out till you do!
Akiko claimed
wew lad edition
Rory-sama claimed
>wew
The usual.
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Burn my eyes edition. It's like those futa pics are chasing us.
If it take some get to convince ya, then you're more weak-willed than what I thought!
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wew lad
Not wew enough
I'm trying to counter it out with this
>Implying you, or anyone, can get that get
I know I don't have to worry about it, which is why I set that. Call it a false hope.
Best type moon claimed.
what qualifies as 'wew'?
Kashima claimed!
I bet I get it.
Just a peek.
Have this!
Still, it's only some number...
Weak
It might be directly proportional to the revealed skin.
The cuteness on those pics is good enough for me to counter it.
These are pretty good.
Small Res/10
Otherwise would be good.
Oh boy.
Why hello there, fellow battleship. How goes it?
When does wew become lewd?
Many boats in thread now.
>give us a wew lad
kekek
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>wew wew
Nope. Shoo!
If you're so positive I'll admit it, go ahead and get it!
>Battleship
Look, I get shes as dense as one, but that's a destroyer!
something about that pic makes me very uncomfortable
Everyone seems to rate lewdness differently. I used to have lewd tiers that went from 0lewd to 3lewd, but they were rather complex and I can't be arsed to type them anymore.
Remember when half the thread was boats?
OK, let's be serious.
It's time for a completely unbiased poll, so we can finally find out which waifu is the best.
strawpoll.me
That seems pointlessly complex
We could always use more
I-I knew that
wew lads
Aye, thread is not disappointing
wew
>When does wew become lewd?
You'll know when you cross the line
>implying I didn't already have this gif saved from a better source than tumblr
Wew
nice trips, nice pic
That cleavage must catch so much drag in the wind
Probably just the art style.
I try not to.
No, we really dont need the thread to just be a Kancolle appreciation thread.
>That cleavage must catch so much drag in the wind
No, because her cuteness can defy the laws of physics!
I'll "test the waters"
Hmmm, did you now?
I'm not a battleship but hello fellow warship
I'm doing fine, what about you?
C'mon now, I'd rather have you admit it with the power of wits alone!
probably
but you have to admit the lack of defined lines makes it look like she has chest hair
your waifu is trash tier shit
Claiming my new waifu
>pointlessly complex
You would be surprised with how many pointlessly complex things go through my mind.
To expand on the different perspectives toward lewdness, for some persons a nipple is way too lewd, for others it's nothing special and still acceptable.
Nice singles, very nice pic.
That ass tho.
>the 'anime waifus are inherently better' meme
Never again.
But you see, you can't accomplish that because no matter what you say, I'm not cute!
This is all too advanced for me
That is a wew, not a wew wew. Certainly not yet a strong lewd.
>I didnt see that
>Now I see it
Dammit Kurumi. Have a song.
youtu.be
It's not a meme if it's true
you're welcome
Why are you in such denial?
Why? ;-;
Powergirl is shit, and inferior to best DC waifus like Starfire and Ivy.
It was just a slip of the tongue, I promise!
You're gonna have a tough time around here
BISMARCK IS SUPERIOR
Going to catch a nap. Later waifu.
Starfire and Ivy are alright, but Power Girl is a billion times cuter.
That's a cute fucking spider,
Because I'm not cute and you all keep saying I am!
>And I have EXTREME self esteem issues
>Laying down for a nap, will post from mobile. If I disappear, then I actually managed to get to sleep
>Power Girl pulls your pants down and spanks you over her knee until you admit that you are indeed cute
You must have wanted this result, user.
I'm watching Gakkou Gurashi and the one girl read a book where a dog dies at the end
>Gee i fucking wonder what'll happen in this episode
>surely their dog won't die
Waifu
The suspense is killing you, right?
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That sounds unpleasant, and I didn't want that! But I won't sit here and be called what I'm not!
You mean PTSD: The Anime?
>S2 when?
Sure it was~
Yeah, whatever you want to believe Rory
See ya later
>rattle
You are an extremely cute one tho!
>fight it!
Have you SEEN me? I'm really not!
>Fight what?! My esteem issues?
Then enjoy getting a red, sore ass!
>I have absolutely no idea what will happen
Yes, at first i thought it was kinda boring
it's still really slow but keeps my attention
>You're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback
See
>Makoto
Maybe you don't, but you sure act cute~
>Try! also, fight sleep
In terms of tonnage vs tonnage sunk in a single battle, Bismarck has the single best kill in WW2.
>It's an "user desperately tries to avoid getting a well-deserved spanking from Power Girl, but fails, and ends up with a cute, bright red butt that makes it really painful to sit for a while, all because he couldn't admit how cute he was" episode
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Don't hate yourself, user. Hate the fact that you don't have a cutie slapping away lovingly at your ass, because I know that's what you hope for in life.
I love you!
I don't act cute at all! I'm a bother that can't into normal interactions!
>Easier said than done!
>But eyes burn
E-Eh? I am so confused, can I just go back to curling up on the couch?
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>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Wait, what?
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>How about you start curling up over my knee, instead?!
>Get ready, and make sure to squeal when I paddle your ass raw. I love hearing that!
Oh, shit. You're in for it, now. I'm takin' cover.
Close but no cigar
Close Trips Guy, close.
That rule has always been there.
Pretty damn honest attempt today, man.
VERY CLOSE
OH SON OF A FUCK ASS CHECK THESE NOW
You just noticed that?
You are getting stronger with every attempt
>Quads for cuties
Kek'd.
what if the waifu has a penis?
PURE
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God dammit
post steam
Thats borderline lewd. Only a low lewd, but thats definitely a wew wew.
Quads confirm it was close
Trips guy cares not. He just demands all waifus.
Supply raids wins a war tho
>most of the time at least
>too bad the Amatsukaze didn't do these
You're a super qt on the threads tho!
>true
>resist it!
Goodbye /waifu/, going to the woods
TIME TO KILL MYSELF IT SEEMS
youtube.com
Don't die.
good night sweet prince
Saber claim pool party edition
Nef, you could always treat him as a waifu
Isn't that a husbando?
Ehhh?!
Well shit, won't see that happen again.
I am not!
>Zzzzzzzzz...
Bye Cute Bote, don't talk to any strange Rory's while you're out there!
Hmm, if you had gotten trips, husbandus would still belong to the Anons that claimed them, since you only said waifus.
I can clone myself, and that clone will make me its husbandu, while I keep Power Girl as my waifu.
This is a foolproof plan.
Bismarck took out a whole bunch of supply ships. Which is why the British Navy sent the Hood in the first place.
Only 2 off. Next time you'll get it for sure
Don't stop believing Trips Guy
FUCKING HELL
The character's gender is the target of quite some debate.
Huh?
Do a flip
Well, the results of my very unbiased poll are in, and it seems that it is unaminous in all the many votes that Power Girl is the best waifu.
strawpoll.me
>Boatgirls want a chance at spanking you
>All of them take turns doing it
>Whichever one first makes you admit your cuteness is the winner
I'm rooting for Shimakaze.
>Implying any amount of spanking can make me admit anything
I got soanked a lot as a kid, I have literally since not cared about spankings since the belt incident.
>1 vote
just end your life
it's pathetic