My mate just got hired at dominos, ive been calling and fucking with him for a bit, lets amp it up

my mate just got hired at dominos, ive been calling and fucking with him for a bit, lets amp it up.
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>Hi thanks for choosing dominos, carryout or delivery
>do you deliver to *reads his address
>*hangs up*

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>Do you guys do the meat lovers pizza?
>We have a lot of meat toppings you can choose from?
>Okay because I love your big meaty meats
>*silence*
>Niggers
>*hangs up*

>thanks for calling dominos, this is oscar
>how much sausage can you guys put on a pizza
>as much as you want
>i want a lot of sausage
then i hung up because im bad at prank calls

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Order pizza to his location. Order him papa johns.

(You)

^Ordering Papa Johns

(You)

>Is this the Krusty Krab?
>This is Dominoes
>What's it like working at Dominoes?
>Uhhhh, its not too bad
>You wanna join my Klan? Like the Ku Klux klan?
>*hang up

the ad at the beginning is annoying but
>hi thanks for calling dominos
>hi im ordering a carryout for 30 large pizzas, how long will that take
>uhhhh maybe 45 minutes or an hour
convinced them im coming later for my pizzas but not really

op here, first two stories were me, please call and fuck with him, i think hes the only male on phones

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I told them to tell the driver to come back and pick up his violin that he left on my breezeway.

i told him i left my kid there and asked if they could deliver and bring my kid

Get the fuck out of Cincinnati faggot

I keep calling back about the violin

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>hi this is mattew, how can i help you
>what pokemon are near dominos?

Whats your friend's name? I want to know who to ask for.

Oscar

Thanks, op. Ill call the store up in a moment

Haha

I just called and told the woman that Oscar told a bunch of his friends to prank call that Dominos all day. She sounded pissed and thanked me and said he will be let go immediately

That was dumb

why

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Nice one Satan

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Change of plans, call and said that it was Matthew who arranged for the prank calls

you fucked up big time OP

Nah he didnt lose his job, he is on break right now. he just texted me about making plans tonight

I live in Sweden so therefore I can't contribute, but keep going this is fun.

Also there are many sandniggers in Sweden.

hi newfag.

How poor are you and why are you not upper class yet?

>ordered a large meat lovers pizza w/ wings
>dont let my wife know about the wings
The manager took the phone from oscar and told me to fuck off

I called and Matthew picked up and then told Matthew that Oscar the new guy called him a faggot

someone call and ask if they have Battletoads.

fuck you they wouldn't make 30 pizzas without a paid order

any restaurant who took huge orders on faith would drown under comp

-Can I order one cummie, preferrably daddies?
-*no response

Can confirm. Work at dominoes.

Please keep calling about the violin. They said they asked all of the drivers and nobody plays the violin or has one. Keep it going!

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