Stupidest shit youve done while horny

Stupidest shit youve done while horny

paid for an old fat escort

fucked a girl that wasn't my girlfriend while drunk without protection and obtained warts, you?

Dry humping my sleeping cousin

jacked off to traps

jerked off in my neighbors backyard behind some bushes.... not really sure why

Fucked a firl I didn't really feel attracted to.

Fucking this. Pic isn't me but I did this exact thing a few times.
Imagine my surprise when I came across this.
>fucking imagefap

fucked my cat when i was 13
she was dead next morning
sad shit

How old was the firl?

Let my uncle in law fuck me.

Fapped with honey instead of lube/lotion. Don't try this, seriously.

/thread

Jerked off in my office. At any point someone could have walked in and caught me, but I was so fucking turned on I couldn't wait.

I once accidentally the whole thing

/fread

Why?

I fucked a pineapple at my old job.

>2016
>not regretting fucking firls

been ugly and thought i had the right to touch myself
even though its me and no one else bothers

your mother

eternal bleeding i guess

Did it feel like a firl?

No i mean why the fuck would you do that in the first place?

kek

Fucked a friends couch.

My older brother and I molested out sister (she was 13 at the time)

Pretty much. Except it was cold.

the whole D??

...

This.

mother panties wearing when age 10 years, humper podushka, first time make cummies
let a fairy chuvak make suck me until glorious cummie blast
cut hole in memory foam podushka, make fill with lubricate, fuck poduksha

Any advice on how to cheat?

Please stop

Fap in my car hopefully finding a milf at a red light and she looks over and sees my hard dick.

Had unprotected sex with a girl who'd literally just come to my house to kill me (and probably herself, afterward). Ended up turning out well, but at the time it was pretty fucking stupid.

Your mom.

kek, same

to this day I don't know if he knows theres jizz stains inside, between the cushions

Okay, sorry user

Are you me?

>Had unprotected sex with a firl
Ftfy

I heard the couch gave birth to ottomans.

Did it feel like a real firl

Yes. Let's fuck.

...

Wearing gym shorts in public.

Did you have to pay for it?
If so, how much did it cost?

she licked my balls after the shower
that made me horny

I do this all the time.
I leave my nut under the trash bag in my bosses office.
He cant figure out why his office smells funky...

what are u evn talking about

Cheated on all my 4 serious girlfriends. Probably fucked on the side about 20 times in total, plus a few times that was just kissing. It's a curse.

Fucked a jar of Ona gel

bad times friend

>about a free fiddy

Did you make a bunch of homophobic shitposts after you finished? Because that's what prevents you from turning into a gay, you know.

fucked a fat emotional girl who had a clubfoot and a tongue piercing. fucked her for like 2 weeks and condescendingly listened to her talk about all her problems.

no maybe 10cm

>fucked a fat emotional firl
Ftfy idiot

/thread

It's not a curse. You're just a piece of shit

would you fuck off, you aren't fooling anyone.

xex

u're mum

Green text it faggot

Responded to craigslist ad posted by a couple looking for a sissy sub. It was recent, they want to put me in chastity. Still not sure if I'm gunna do it

Jeus christ user chill its just a meme, no need to get all emotional like a firl

You are not a funny person.
That's 12 year old tier comedy

Kek. I agree

you are such a faggot

poured chocolate pudding all over myself in my bathtub
was fun, would recommend and do again

I know. That's what the curse is about. Quitting being a piece of shit is probably the hardest thing in the world to quit.

had unprotected sex with two dudes I hardly knew. stupid stupid shit, but no aids and wonderful memories.

Irrelevant.
Didn't say I regret it. I said it was stupid. Helped me learn. Also, I'm on my phone. Typos are bound to crop up.

go to omegle and show my tiny 12yo dick to old pedos

That's what your mom said, after I shaved her back last night

Already did. Pic related.

Quads. You got horny with your brother. Homosexual, incestuous and abusive. Don't cut yourself with that edge.

>it faggot

>f694472717 #
Irrelevant.
>>f694473047 #
>Didn't say I fregret it. I said it was fupid. Helped me flearn. Also, I'm on my flone. Fypos are bound to frop up

Got these dubs

2/3 correct.

See

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>fot fese fubs

Back in high school I would finger my gf to orgasm while we where sitting at a table across from her freinds. Fucked her in the school storage sheds, behind the sheds, on the feild, on almost every bench in the school, on the roof, and in the hallway only an hour after class let out and the staff was still there. Oh and one time she blew me in the back of her parents camrey while her Parents where driving at night because her patents where tired and there where a ton of blankets. Good times

shit man, gg

fucked an overweight slightly unattractive mature fag hag a couple times, but i got a bunch of free marijuanas out of it and the best blowjob i have ever received in my entire life...meh, that's life

Tried to slip a metal chopstick up my dick but forgot I had eaten spicy ramen with said chopstick 30 minutes prior to the fap session. Bad times were had.

I fingered my hs girlfriend in the back of my parents car and in rooms full of our friends.

>Fack fin figh fchool I fwould finger my ff to orgasm fwhile we where sitting at a table across from her freinds. Fucked her in the school storage sheds, behind the sheds, on the feild, on almost every bench in the school, on the roof, and in the hallway only an hour after class let out and the staff was still there. Oh and one time she blew me in the back of her parents camrey while her Parents where driving at night because her patents where tired and there where a ton of blankets. Good times

tried to get a miniature pomeranian to eat a dog treat out of my ass. she wouldn't do it

why, i did it and had no consequences

see

>firlfriend

that's what peanut butter was invented for

What was the point of this post?

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see

Drove 2 hours to fuck a chub who wasn't even that attractive, but had nice tits. To be 22 again :(