Stupidest shit youve done while horny
Stupidest shit youve done while horny
paid for an old fat escort
fucked a girl that wasn't my girlfriend while drunk without protection and obtained warts, you?
Dry humping my sleeping cousin
jacked off to traps
jerked off in my neighbors backyard behind some bushes.... not really sure why
Fucked a firl I didn't really feel attracted to.
Fucking this. Pic isn't me but I did this exact thing a few times.
Imagine my surprise when I came across this.
>fucking imagefap
fucked my cat when i was 13
she was dead next morning
sad shit
How old was the firl?
Let my uncle in law fuck me.
Fapped with honey instead of lube/lotion. Don't try this, seriously.
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Jerked off in my office. At any point someone could have walked in and caught me, but I was so fucking turned on I couldn't wait.
I once accidentally the whole thing
/fread
Why?
I fucked a pineapple at my old job.
>2016
>not regretting fucking firls
been ugly and thought i had the right to touch myself
even though its me and no one else bothers
your mother
eternal bleeding i guess
Did it feel like a firl?
No i mean why the fuck would you do that in the first place?
kek
Fucked a friends couch.
My older brother and I molested out sister (she was 13 at the time)
Pretty much. Except it was cold.
the whole D??
...
This.
mother panties wearing when age 10 years, humper podushka, first time make cummies
let a fairy chuvak make suck me until glorious cummie blast
cut hole in memory foam podushka, make fill with lubricate, fuck poduksha
Any advice on how to cheat?
Please stop
Fap in my car hopefully finding a milf at a red light and she looks over and sees my hard dick.
Had unprotected sex with a girl who'd literally just come to my house to kill me (and probably herself, afterward). Ended up turning out well, but at the time it was pretty fucking stupid.
Your mom.
kek, same
to this day I don't know if he knows theres jizz stains inside, between the cushions
Okay, sorry user
Are you me?
>Had unprotected sex with a firl
Ftfy
I heard the couch gave birth to ottomans.
Did it feel like a real firl
Yes. Let's fuck.
...
Wearing gym shorts in public.
Did you have to pay for it?
If so, how much did it cost?
she licked my balls after the shower
that made me horny
I do this all the time.
I leave my nut under the trash bag in my bosses office.
He cant figure out why his office smells funky...
what are u evn talking about
Cheated on all my 4 serious girlfriends. Probably fucked on the side about 20 times in total, plus a few times that was just kissing. It's a curse.
Fucked a jar of Ona gel
bad times friend
>about a free fiddy
Did you make a bunch of homophobic shitposts after you finished? Because that's what prevents you from turning into a gay, you know.
fucked a fat emotional girl who had a clubfoot and a tongue piercing. fucked her for like 2 weeks and condescendingly listened to her talk about all her problems.
no maybe 10cm
>fucked a fat emotional firl
Ftfy idiot
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It's not a curse. You're just a piece of shit
would you fuck off, you aren't fooling anyone.
xex
u're mum
Green text it faggot
Responded to craigslist ad posted by a couple looking for a sissy sub. It was recent, they want to put me in chastity. Still not sure if I'm gunna do it
Jeus christ user chill its just a meme, no need to get all emotional like a firl
You are not a funny person.
That's 12 year old tier comedy
Kek. I agree
you are such a faggot
poured chocolate pudding all over myself in my bathtub
was fun, would recommend and do again
I know. That's what the curse is about. Quitting being a piece of shit is probably the hardest thing in the world to quit.
had unprotected sex with two dudes I hardly knew. stupid stupid shit, but no aids and wonderful memories.
Irrelevant.
Didn't say I regret it. I said it was stupid. Helped me learn. Also, I'm on my phone. Typos are bound to crop up.
go to omegle and show my tiny 12yo dick to old pedos
That's what your mom said, after I shaved her back last night
Already did. Pic related.
Quads. You got horny with your brother. Homosexual, incestuous and abusive. Don't cut yourself with that edge.
>it faggot
>f694472717 #
Irrelevant.
>>f694473047 #
>Didn't say I fregret it. I said it was fupid. Helped me flearn. Also, I'm on my flone. Fypos are bound to frop up
Got these dubs
2/3 correct.
See
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>fot fese fubs
Back in high school I would finger my gf to orgasm while we where sitting at a table across from her freinds. Fucked her in the school storage sheds, behind the sheds, on the feild, on almost every bench in the school, on the roof, and in the hallway only an hour after class let out and the staff was still there. Oh and one time she blew me in the back of her parents camrey while her Parents where driving at night because her patents where tired and there where a ton of blankets. Good times
shit man, gg
fucked an overweight slightly unattractive mature fag hag a couple times, but i got a bunch of free marijuanas out of it and the best blowjob i have ever received in my entire life...meh, that's life
Tried to slip a metal chopstick up my dick but forgot I had eaten spicy ramen with said chopstick 30 minutes prior to the fap session. Bad times were had.
I fingered my hs girlfriend in the back of my parents car and in rooms full of our friends.
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tried to get a miniature pomeranian to eat a dog treat out of my ass. she wouldn't do it
why, i did it and had no consequences
see
>firlfriend
that's what peanut butter was invented for
What was the point of this post?
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Drove 2 hours to fuck a chub who wasn't even that attractive, but had nice tits. To be 22 again :(