What's your most creative insult for this handsome mug user?

What's your most creative insult for this handsome mug user?

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He looks like he was run over by six buses in one journey.

This

looks like the most awkward and white combination of japan and africa with a dash of crack

I wish he was a miscarriage.

Remember teenage mutant ninja turtles?
Well this is a teenage mutant ninja rat

stop fishing for compliments on Sup Forums OP. its depressing...

Mother said I had handsome cheekbones

Mother was wrong.

yes, hafu features, people say I have a good jaw, but I don't use Sup Forums to seek attention. only desperate people do that.

>Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

The haircut

Consult this

Are your parents related ?

2/10 OP
You'd look better if you were obese.

Reason #1: this model.

give me some chromosomes please

His mother is a drunk fuck
She is to blame fo yo face boo boo

I, personally, find him quite endearing

nigga is a fucking toucan wtf is tht nose

You look like homosexual Tim Allen

Looks like this bitch but with a huge nose...