Tard stories? Tard stories

Tard stories? Tard stories.

>be me
>16 years old
>femanon
>playing vidya around 3 am
>notice I'm all out of snacks
>decide to walk down to my local Honey Dew/Honey Farm store for some
>takes about ten minuets to walk down
>open the door to the store
>notice a few familiar faces at the registers
>one smiles and waves at me
>wave back
>notice a few people in there already either buying scratch tickets or alcohol/snacks
>grab myself a Coke and a bag of Cheetos
>notice a line at the Honey Farms register
>walk over to thw Honey Dew register
>notice a mother and her son standing around
>son is trying to decide what he wants
>pass him to go to the counter
>notice the twitchy movements, dopey looking face and slurred speech
>immedietly realize hes a tard
>place my stuff on the counter to ring it up
>qtie 3.14 girl behind the counter says
>"One moment, I'll be there in a sec"
>"Alright, no rush." I tell her
>thatswhenIknewIfuckedup.gif
>tard comes over to the counter
>gets really close to me
>can smell the shit stains and body odor waffing off of him
>its like i'm in the trenches of WW2
>starts getting really really close
>try to shrug him off without being rude
>starts making weird fucking noises and twitching the fuck out
>tard starts putting his arms around me in a fucked up kinda hug
>no idea what to do so I just stand there praying to every god imaginable

>qtie behind the counter sees this
>I lock eyes with her, pleading for mercy
>she shouts at the kid to get the fuck off me
>mother is off talking to one of the old fucks over at the other counter
>hears the qtie, looks over
>sees whats happening
>she rushes over, trying to gently pry him away from me
>tard persists, making noises similar to a vibrator now
>eventually get this kid off of me
>mother doesn't even apologize to me before moving her kid to the side
>tard is still sperging out like no tomorrow
>qtie rings up my food as fast as possible
>mouth "Thank you" to her
>she nods her head and gives me a small smile
>I get the fuck out of there ASAP
>tard is staring at me the whole time when I leave
>run home without stopping
>sit on the couch
>comprehending in the whole situation
>mfw

kek

OP why did you not shout rape?

>the trenches of WW2
>noises similar to a vibrator
>sperging like no tomorrow
kek
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This reminds me of the time, when Sup Forums was better. There were tard stories and such every day

Thank you sir, +1 internets

Tits or gtfo

Nice story, bumperino.

It reminds me of how /r9k/ is now.

>unnecessary capilisation
>nicely punctuated
femanon confirmed

story's a bit meh but i enjoyed imagining you fucking the qt

cuz it's not a femanon

Really? Maybe I should try that board some day

I had no idea what to do. I wanted to punch him so badly, but people were staring and I was an awkward teen
We eventually hooked up

Well, see that where you fucked up you should have punched him and shouted rape.

Sure you did, you lying piece of shit

I really should have.
Believe me if you want. Don't blame you, it is summer time

Oh trust me, I dont believe you at all

I'm disappointed in you. It would have made a lot better story if you did

>Trenches of WWII
You may kill yourself now

>Sup Forums has become so hard assed that not believing a quick story is common

This place isn't even fun anymore

>tits or gtfo

This place is officially reddit.

New user here. I think you're cute. Good luck with life.

>>be me
>>must to say I'm female
>>femanon

tits

Mentioned I was a femanon since I think that was the tards reasoning for getting near me and trying to hug me

Dubs speak truth

Hahaha Arruabarrena lol

>>unnecessary capilisation
>>nicely punctuated
>femanon confirmed
Tell us some stories about yourself user

>i'm in the trenches of WW2
......Jesus Christ

Only correct response.

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