Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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They pretty much stay in that upright position and completely still until something walks past. They dont care what. Then they strike multiple times. They can pierce leather and toenails with those fangs.

>Claimed.

Good, we don't want to start a war between us. Only against the bourgeoisie!

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Oh no the dog died conveniently after a book where a dog died was mentioned

>At least shovel knight survived

DIE! /waifu/ Scum

I hope Shiro wouldn't fucking murder me outright.

Is it too late for the wew to continue?

What's up guys?
>tired mobile claim

Maybe
Kek

No.

Best type moon claimed.

Claimed

So how fast are you going tonight, /waifu/?

God damnit everytime I come here, Kyouko is already taken

Not much

WEW

Not today

Yuuko

and I heard they're pretty much invisible in nature

Hello Mami. I'm not up to much, listening to some music. I haven't listened to Ghosts of the Great Highway yet. Still bored. Ordered a pizza.

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Mainly because kyoukoooooo bakes the breads

24 km/h.

You should claim a tank then, no one claims tanks except me.

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commie

youtube.com/watch?v=P2TDWoOtUMc

Good, currently lubing up for the upcoming matches.

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Was meant for

Hello fran it's nice to speak to you today

Holy feet

No, that's me

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It doesn't matter much, man. Don't think anyone would mind if you stayed and chatted.

Yeah nothing much happening on this end either. Tried making those ribs, and they turned out pretty good.
Oh, hey there Shiro! Was dreadful at work...
Pizza sounds good, any toppings?

>wew

Claimed :^)

200x332 roll

I made that image.

>wew

I can't stay mad, we share quality taste
>Until you leave thread

NEVERMIND well played..

>Tanks
>Not Apaches

Eh I have nothing better to do

Communist revolution when?

Not dying, so that's good

That's great!

We lewding now?

fuck yo resolutions nigga

>Ama claim

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Pepperoni and spinach. A bit odd, but spinach is one of the only greens I actually enjoy. It's from Pizza Hut.

>wew wew

yes, and report him on the interwebs

Not if you're fast enought

So you're going tank fast?

I am so ready but my patcher isn't
We gotta get those coud drakes so we can be sanic fast

I think I might write up some /waifu/ mad libs.

Fuck your helicopters user, I will fight them with shitty ww II tanks.

Maka Claimed ^.^

Here, you might like this

Hello, I don't think I've seen you before

So we are?


Fran

Democratize the enterprise!

I love your work

Better already? Nice
This has only made you stronger~

matsu

Have a (you)

How many magical girls can one thread have?

Good luck shooting me with grandpa's trucks user

Heh..heheh not bad
>Saved

>wew wew wew

I couldn't make your sauce correctly however because you would not disclose the measurements. Do I have to send spies to get them?
Spinach is excellent on pizza, I was surprised I liked it when I first tried it.
What is the wierdest topping combination you've ever tried?

If laying a png from google images over another picture in GIMP is work than I'm not a NEET anymore.

yuuko

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Yes, fairly slow for most medium tanks at the time.

It won't be that hard.

QOTT: What is the biggest get /waifu/ has evr gotten?

Take the means of production for the hands of the proletariat

I was worse yesterday

I also gave it to homura
That might be necessary, though ill-advised

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these

I have seen quads so far.

I think Skeletor achieved sexts. Thats the biggest Ive personally seen.

>Rory-sama

C L A I M E D

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That's great, now it's time to go out there and find a lover.

Count em

You always get better each and everyday

Hypothetically, if I sent spies to otain information.. Why would it be ill advised?
>your pic
>what the hell

I saw
just not thinking straight to respond

gonna go sleep

Decs. I come from the future, and I was the one to get the following gets.
>700000000
>1000000000
>1111111111
>1234567890

I'm a dull person, I rarely eat anything odd.

its cool man, have nice a nice sleep

A surpluss of seven sexy sexts set in september.

That's the hope

This is America...


She thought she was making a biology documentary, not hard core guro porn

Power girl is absolute gabage

Blow it out your ass.

do you ever get tired of being worst poster?

It's fine, I don't usually like to experiment either. Why buy a pizza if you don't know whether or not you will like it?
The wierdest thing I've ever had on a pizza was sardines, smoked salmon, strawberries, a d grilled pinapple all on one slice. One of my friends actually ordered this for a party and all of us were required to eat a slice.
Nastiest shit I've ever eaten.
>this is america
Are you implying that it's corrupt? Or am I missing something?
>guro porn
(Hawt)

Alright, its time for that time again.

Guess that song!

I got a triple threat. Its three songs. Bonus points if you the individuals, plus the band that did the medley.

Google cannot be used until I post the next few lines in 15 minutes, if it hasnt been gotten yet.

vocaroo.com/i/s1VeZsyAyiTp
vocaroo.com/i/s1wq5vKLkcD7
vocaroo.com/i/s1pEXtaNODRl

post flat chest for me :)

>tfw fgt is fgt

Please fuck my waifu.

sounds just like mugi holy shit :O
I want her to step on me :(

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I'm a big supporter, anything I can do?

>Flat
Not happening

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What?
>those feet
Great.

I like spinach. I'm not a huge bitch about flavor either, it's not like taste matters to me anymore.

This the best I could do.

>Flat
Still not happening

If you trespass, my slightly paranoid dad could legally shoot you

No idea for any of them, aside for knowing you're voice is actually pretty nice

>I want her to step on me

What the fuck

Do you know how flat I like chests?

Disgusting flat fuck
I hope this works.

Milk matters

That's fucking rude user.

>Not wanting a pair of cute sweaty feet rubbed into your face
How do you operate?

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