Hey guys. its me varg. after 16 years in prison ive decided to make a youtube channel to talk to my fans...

hey guys. its me varg. after 16 years in prison ive decided to make a youtube channel to talk to my fans. i know JUST what you want to see. me playing every single burzum song on my electric guitar that isn't plugged in. right? let's find out...

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No, I wanna see Varg wear a fluffy hat and stroke his beard.

Play "Chainsaw Gutfuck" lel

cosplay as tolstoy please

makes you ponder

Ayy lmao

How about videos of you driving around the woods to new wave

He needs to put out a comprehensive list of what is and is not nigger music, so I know what I'm allowed to like.

Fuck Varg for pandering to all the Sup Forums teenagers and fuck them too. Just read the comments on his videos, it's a fucking cringefest

This so fucking much

Christ this is the gayest board on this site

do u have any pics of ur boypuci?

>why is every place on the internet like my Sup Forums??!

can we put Varg back in jail

hes a good songwriter but such a hack production wise.

collaboration when?

I wish

Jarg Mangerness

Well he did start one of his videos with "this is huh, wow". He knows when to have fun with it and not go overboard at the same time

>what

I'm Varg Vikernes! Welcome to Jack Ass!

>tfw you find out
Based Varg.

Vargs autistic wife is pretty cute.

why is everyone saying his wife is autistic? is she really?

She looks pretty autistic

yeah he talks openly about it on his site

he even goes so far as to say every innovation or invention was created by autistic people

Yes. It would take a literal fucking autist to ever be with that excuse of a man that is Kristian.

>Varg has a whole theory connecting people with Asperger's and Neanderthals
>Literally just: X people have these characteristics and Y people do to, therefore X must be Y

Fucking wew

...

this is the same guy who drove 80km to a guy's apartment stabbed him 26 times and called it self defence. what did you expect

Lol. What's funny is you could email him and he might do it.

I love Varg. Shame he is an actual retard.

Do you guys think Varg and the guy from Graveland would be friends?

Varg never had, and will never have, any friends.

>Oh shit, I'm sorry

hes so fucking embarrassing

...

>doesn't like memes
wew

Imagine having that as your dad

i already fantasize about it every night

stormfront nazi memes are nothing but harmless family fun desu

I would _____ young Varg Vikernes.

You mean a nice, traditional man who cares about his children, spreading the truth and his race? Yeah that would be just awful (sarcasm)

please kill yourself

KILL

Given the way the times are it's not hard to do so.

cuddle

Consult and reassure

youtube.com/watch?v=6DU2WBsMabQ

he would fucking murder you irl so stfu

Young Varg is a heavy metal heart-throb.
Cutest guy in metal?
No homo.

fuck this board

I wish.

he is right on some thing (negros) and wrong on other ()

Has anyone asked for Varg's opinion on Kpop and kpop qts?

Yes. He likes Sunny.

would you rather;

listen to metal records with young varg
or
drive through the forest with current varg

it would be tough to beat young Quorthon

Drive through the forest obv

he is very open about his crush on Eunha. He ranted about her for like half an hour in one of the videos.

It's a gimmick. Varg is actually a genderfluid SJW.

Lol how old are you, 20?

We gotta put together a Satanic Studmuffins calendar or something...

Drive through the forest listening to Disintegration.

pagan larpers are not Sup Forums