H-hello Anonymous! Do you n-need a helping hand? A s-shoulder to cry on? J-just a hug?

H-hello Anonymous! Do you n-need a helping hand? A s-shoulder to cry on? J-just a hug?

I'm here for you, Anonymous! Come, tell me what is wrong.

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A-ah, thank you

i'm horny and want to fuck

I need a helping pussy

C-call 1-888-88LOUISE

Here, take this!

Have you tried meditating?

Nevada, is t-that you?

*rattles haughtily*

Can you make my penis bigger?

Absolutely. But I won't.

Hope you have a good thread Alice!

D-doesn't look like it will be, b-but thank you

Needs more tits.

H-how is this?

Meditate on tits

i want to get off
sexi wymen plz?
I also get really distracted when trying to jack it, like going on this site. Any tips to stay focused?
Or I may have blown my load so many times I'm bored of it...

Hello! Nice to see u

maybe I s-should just make a cosplay thread...

Why do you care if you stay focused or not?

Same to you

Jack it while meditating.

This

Is laughter truly the best medicine?

Meditation is.

No. Antibiotics and chemo therapy work way better.

I'm good. Help these fags here, i'm going to sleep!

Fuck sleep, meditate instead

Sleep tight

becuz jizzing makes me
FEEL GOOD
TONY! TONI! TON'E!
TOPPED THE CHARTS I THINK

Get back in the ship, Rick.

Link to the song?

What's with the new OP pic? You a "L&O" fan?

Oh, a f-friend of mine has been making them for me

Asking for a hug, Alice.

I get off to Ryona and snuff but feel bad about it.

*wraps her arms tightly around you from the front, gently pressing your face into her chest and squeezing tightly* Of c-course, my love. It's w-what I'm here for, after all.

Okay. Sounds reasonable. What's the issue?

Oh shit, it's you. Not really a Psychology/whatever based question but it's always nice to get another opinion.

Basically, there's this 16 year old girl who's really into me (I'm 21) and I'm really into her. The Age of Consent in my state is 16 but there's still the social thing where anything under 18 is a no go. What do you think I should do Alice?

Probably don't do it dude.

Is this a post from the OP or not? If do, thanks.

yo copy and paste
feels good tony toni tone
into bing
snot hard
just like me deck

Forgot picture.

If it's legal, and you like her, what is the issue?
However, I would look into 'corruption of a minor' charges; usually AOC is for 18, not 21. There are murky waters there, and you want to be protected!

As well, if you do truly love her, why not simply wait?

It is, from the looks of it.

It w-was me

Do it.
It's not illegal so it's not wrong.
Don't be a moralfag.

-so not do

Legality d-does not define if it is right or wrong. Merely legal and illegal.

Are you still serving people at your loveoverwhelming email?

>Okay. Sounds reasonable. What's the issue?
I don't want to feel bad.

Okay. Then stop doing it.

Yep! And also on skype at alicemargatroid and alicemargatroid2

>If it's legal, and you like her, what is the issue?
Honestly I've kind of already set down the path of no return with her (not sex, although we have done sexual stuff). I just wanted another opinion since I'm iffy on it. I like her, a lot. And she likes me so I want to but I'm also worried about how others will see me because of it. Which I guess in and of itself is a problem. I've done research and yeah that's the only legal problem I could get into is "Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor" if it's against her parent's wishes. As for waiting, I'm not going to lie it's because I just don't want to. I've waited a year so far, and in that year she had another boy friend and I'd be lying if I said I was completely okay with it.
What do you think? Right or wrong? I'm not here for advice for once, like I said I've already gone down the point of no return. We've made out, I've all but fingered her, asked her out. The deed is done, I just want real opinions on it.

can you serve my dick with your mouth

>Okay. Then stop doing it.
I can't and I don't want to.

That actually isn't illegal, because it isn't penetration. Penetration is FAR more illegal and counts as many more offenses.

You haven't gone past the point of no return. You haven't even started.

If she's legal, what do you care how other people see you?

Then you are going to feel guilty.

You Skype? So anyone seeking some advice can see and hear you and speak with you?

W-well, no. I just do text. Maybe when I am d-done with speech therapy...

I am a well medicated bipolar II.
Meds work relatively fine,no side effects just not working at full power for a few of them.
What the fuck do i do, i cant feel anything anymore, good of bad, but i cant come off my meds or shit gets fucked again.
where do i go now having come from 15 years getting this shit finally diagnosed and at the same time, subdued from the real world.
I dont follow pop culture,i dont know movies or actors, or even new music(not even the kind i like shit is just stale). three people know i exist,because i live with them, my family.
How the fuck

I got blue balls again, can you post some Alice r34 pls
I know you've got a folder. :^)

*blinks* It sounds like you have mood blunting. Tell your doctor, they can adjust your medication or add in certain medications to get rid of that effect.

I don't, sorry

I'm thirty and my gf is 20 she is 5 foot 2. im 6 foot 5
Ive gotten used to the stares and gasps. But twice now(about a month apart) cops have apprehended me shouting and all that shit.I cant afford a lawyer, but i do have their badge numbers.
This is discrimination. what do

True, I'm not at the point of no return yet but I said I'm on the path to it. And true non penetration isn't sex, but there is a law against it (as far as my state goes at least) if the person is under 16 forget the exact name it however.

>if she's legal, what do you care how other people see you?
I don't know, I'm scared of being labeled a pedo which lets face it is one of the worst things to be labeled in our society.

Also it might have something to do with the Trust Issues you said I have last time I was here, but idk man you're the psych here not me

I've been diagnosed with terminal cancer. How am I supposed to tell my family and friends about it?

Don't play innocent, when you're not being a psychologist you're furiously masturbating to 2hus. :^)

A public defender can help you, pro bono. However, please tell me exactly what they did; I don't know too much law, but this area I'm familiar with.

But you aren't a pedo; she's not prepubescent, she's clearly post pubescent.

I think maybe you don't want to put yourself in the position where she may have the power to harm you, but you are too into her to walk away.

Either you trust her, and hope for the best, or you walk away. That's the choice. Which is stronger? Your love for her, or your fear of consequences?

I w-would never!

is it wong for my for quote "still being bitter"
about my GF of 5 years breaking up with me because i was getting jelly for hanging out with this one guy much more than me and she was way more "touchy" with him and not with me and she only knew him for about 4 months before she decided to end it with me

and she states that she still want to be friends but every time i see her i get mad/depressed
and when ever i see both of them together i just get furious

plus she was my 1st GF and i was her 1st BF too

Alice, I think you said you've cooking threads in the past. Will you do them again? How good are you at that?

How old are you?

I'm w-working on doing WebM cooking threads, with m-my new dolls and dog....but t-they take significant amounts of time.

Empathy is pretty sweet

-you've done them in the past, meant to post

My penis is stiff and it won't go down, what should I do?

right now 21
and shes 20
and hes 19
i know because i sadly still work with them from time to time but i am glad that the warehouse is big enough so that i may not see them

you sounds like someone I know, are you luibei?

You s-should just walk away. You deserve better, Anonyous.

No, I'm Alice.

OK. Have any interesting recipes along with your interest in psychology and programming skills?

They ordered me to get my hands off of my gf and to get on my knees with my hands on my head.They put plastic zip tie handcuffs on and sat me on the curb. Asking me shit, i didnt say anything, i know my rights,they got my wallet out and got my drivers license and ran it for about half an hour, i assume for the CC permit i have,i didnt have my gun on me. gf was in another car with a female cop constantly touching her shoulders, gf just sitting there waiting for this to end lol

After about an hour, they unzipped me and off we went, they said nothing and just left

>But you aren't a pedo; she's not prepubescent, she's clearly post pubescent.
Yeah, but that doesn't matter to the general public. Pedo for them is anyone under 18. You like a 16 year old post-pubescent and suddenly to them you want to fuck 5 year old girls.

And I guess that's true, but I trust her and don't think she'd do that. The thing is I've thought this in the past and been wrong before. To be 100% honest with you, I've only had 2 "real" relationships and both of them ended with the person I trusted/loved (or well not loved, but I don't know the word for it in regard to my 2nd relationship) turning around and tearing me apart. Granted I deserved it with my second relationship. Anyways, the point is I trust her. But I've been wrong in the past when it comes to trusting those I'm interested in, and it's kind of nagging at me in the back of my head.

Mmhm! I'm g-going to do turkey burgers!

Hm. I doubt they had probable cause. I would file a complaint to the police department and look for a public defender.

How long ago was this?

Goddammit...

feb/march
It was within the same shopping complex, but its rather huge and i dont think we were in the same part of it when we had trouble

yeah everyone tell me that as well

and just 2 days ago
i saw her in the car( a car in which i help her buy and that she didnt let me drive) the guy was in the driver seat and she was in the passenger seat asked her for the money she said she was going to pay me(we just got paid the 2 days before) said she didnt have the money and i know she makes about $500~~
after that i walked away and then came back to the car window and basically told her to fuck off and that i hope that he was worth it

Can you cook them in a fast-food style like McD's most famous one?

my girl hasn't fucked me in 8 months but we've been dating for 6 years... I don't know how to tell her to hop on my dick or I'm leaving. Whenever I try to bring up my sexual needs, she acts like I'm being an asshole for wanting to have sex with her...

*laughs softly* I know that feeling, Anonymous. For five years, I've posted as Alice...almost every person who has taken a piece out of me, left a knife in my back...almost all of them started as my friends. Some of the ones who hurt me the worst were my best friends, people I couldn't imagine living without.

Even so....you still need to keep your heart open. You need to keep moving forward, trusting and taking trust in turn.

If you let bad people hold your heart hostage, then what kind of life is that?

I would file a complaint immediately; you only have so long to do it.

Uhm. I'm t-trying to teach Anonymous how to cook healthily!

At some point, you need to be frank and lay down an ultimatum. I think if she refuses to talk to you reasonably, it's time.

Just tell them you have to the love you godspeed user

How about like In-And-Out's animal style burgers, then?
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Oh d-dear...I'm s-sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry.

While I am not a grief specialist, I think you should have a family and friend meeting, and let them know a bit bluntly. It's best if they are all there; telling one by one tends to be harder.

What do you think about "bucket lists," Alice?

W-whatever helps people deal with the finality and inevitability of death.

I know, and that's (I think) why I'm going along with everything and even asked her out (which reminds me, I never got an answer...) but it's still in the back of my mind as soon as she leaves after we act even slightly romantic.

Should probably get that answer before worrying too much.

what's the best way to give a blowjob?

With your mouth.

Alice, I thought you give the advice.

Wasn't me.

yeah but what technique should I use?

T-this one. Any questions?

Nice quads

So you do have that 2hu hentai :^)

You're right. Although I can't think of a reason she'd say no, she's asked me out before when we first met and she was 15. Even going as far as to ask for a relationship with nothing sexual just so we could be together although I turned her down because at the time I wasn't sure how I felt.