Does anyone know what kind of bird this is? It kept shitting on my porch...

Does anyone know what kind of bird this is? It kept shitting on my porch, so I shot it out of the tree with an air rifle.

It'is aBat, Not bird's, silly

As long as it isn't a hawk I really don't care.

you have to eat it now faggot

I jsut want to know what kind of bird that is

where do you live?

that's not a hawk, I can tell you that.

The world doesn't just have 'birds'. We don't all have the same animals everywhere. You need to give details.

Where are you? How big is it? Have you ever seen one before? Does it have a nest?

It's in north Texas, pretty big, and it had a nest. I don't really pay attention to birds.

Looks similar

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what have you done to my dog

Beak ain't the same

Looks like a pidgeotto, nice catch bro

You can still tell what kind it is by looking at it. I know what a lion looks like but I don't live in Africa.

Im stumped

It might have been a young bird. There are a lot of angry birds screeching outside right now.

That's a pacific baza. It's critically endangered and protected by federal law. I'd throw it into your neighbor's yard and blame it on him if I were you.

It's a Bald Eagle, you commie bastard

Nope. Different beak.

A bit hard for an Australian bird to make its way to Texas.

How big is it, OP? Hard to tell from your pic.

It's a green heron. The one you shit was still young so gray feathers

Nice job, user.

Looks kinda like a grackle. What state?

To me it looks like a younger Greater Roadrunner.
Does it have a long tail? The feather color pattern, its beak and tuft of feather on top of its head, looks like a younger Greater Roadrunner.

Full grown green heron being badass

It's a monstergirl, ask her, you'll see.

RIP pepe

The bird is finally dead

Still no idea what the fuck it is. I guess tomorrow I'll shoot the other one in the nest.

Final picture before he went to the afterlife known as a garbage can.

It's definitely a little green heron. Also, the fuck is wrong with you? Birds shit.

You keep dumping your shit in a fucking landfill where otger things are trying to live.

Guess we're justified in putting a couple rounds in you and throwing you in the dumpster then.

Green heron confirmed

Getting a strong "future serial killer" vibe here.

>I just shoot things I don't know anything about and pay no attention to.
>My default mode is spreading death to all things around me.
>texas

No fuckin surprise there.
Worse than mexico.

>My default mode is spreading death
>Former machine gunner
I'll accept that statement

The sooner the race war comes and mexico takes back the southwest, the better.

>im a dumb mop who can point a stick at things and pull muh finger.

Yea they never did pay you to think, did they.

Unfortunately for the rest of us, they don't euthanize you upon discharge.

Paid for me to get my degree, so I guess that counts. Go cry about the loss of a bird some more.

Pileated woodpecker. Way to go you shot a bird that was thought to have been extinct 60 years ago

Op is an absolute madman