Mfw I told my kids I grew up in the 80's and they ask if Netflix was in black and white

>mfw I told my kids I grew up in the 80's and they ask if Netflix was in black and white

if you weren't a shitty parent then your kids wouldn't be retards

>Are we subscribed to payperview?

I could say the same to your parents. They clearly didn't teach you any manners.

>mfw I thought people saw in black and white before colour TV was invented

...

>sleeping over at friend's house
>Backdoor Sluts 9 is on pay per view

What do you do?

>adults with children come to one of the worst boards to talk about capekino with preteens

GR8 B8 M8

Jerk each other off. All young boys do. It's how you find out if you're gay or not

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>shitty joke you'd find at a particular website that's reviled by people here

Wew lad, it all fits together

>you're supposed to stop visiting your favorite website when you reach official adulthood

I've been coming here since 2003 kid. Spoiler alert: you still have downtime to bullshit on the internet when you grow up.

you could have got 10,000 karma bucks on reddit with this post. someone else is surely doing it now

>yfw it makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2

OH SNAP

You tell them it was in standard definition which was the black and white of its time.

>sleepover at friend's house
>they had an illegal satellite that gave them all PPV's for free
>go to the porn channels
>watch in silence
>the 2 girls who were invited get worked up
>start giving us blowjobs

Best sleepover ever.

I get legitimately upset when I hear stories like this and never got to experience it.

Next you're gonna tell me your hot teacher molested you

>Watching scrambled porn with friend during sleepover
>He says he wants to try what she's doing
>O-okay
>Pull out my boner and he starts licking it
>Cum in his mouth
>Have sleepovers almost every night that Summer and do tons of gay shit
>We both have gfs now and never speak of it when we see eachother

That kid was such a fag.

this is literally stolen from reddit

Alright, you got me. Actually, my male friend gave me a handjob and I turned gay.

Joke's on him that was me in a wig

>Having kids
Why do people do this?

pulling out is hard

Maybe because it's literally the whole point of living? You exist as a means for your genes to reproduce and be passed on to another individual.

You mean life wasn't in black and white in the 50s?

That's the general business of life on the planet, but humans possess a conscience, and it should be enough of an instrument to some billions realize that having children is a terrible idea overall.

Nice to see you're still alive, Rust.

dude, i have like 3 illegitimate kids. I don't pay child support tho, because all the girls are either rich, have sugar daddies or put them up for adoption

Its 2016 fagboy, you can have other reasons to live like Baneposting or finding lewd anime pictures

>terrible idea

It's a pretty good idea. Who's gonna take care of you when you're old?

Pro-tip: It's not the state

Well was it?

I'm old as shit and I come here to tell strangers on the internet how much I hate them and how much their opinions suck. It makes me feel good.

>getting old

You literally are cucking yourself with no survivors by not sudokuing at 40~50

kek

>mfw you're too autistic to detect sarcasm
>mfw I'm too autistic to not take obvious bait

Basically this. I'm 31 and have a wife and still spend too much time on here. I'd rather shitpost with you retards than put in the energy required to hang out with my real friends.

fuck life and fuck you. i spill my seed where i please

>be 11
>watch those weird free 3 minute segments about strippers or whatever on demand
>think strippers are having sex when they pole dance
>start pole dancing on the handle of a broom in my room at like 1am
>keep doing this until i get bored
>"wow sex must be boring"
>mfw

hey Sup Forums
what's a walkman
is that like the ps4?