No YLYL ?

No YLYL ?
Beware of the "your mother will due in her sleep " posts people. And for Gods sake don't feed them with attention by posting to their posts

>No YLYL
Learn to catalog, faggot.

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This is now a dooger thread
>next time use catalog

I'm blind fuck

haha, last time i laughed this hard your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post

Yessssssssss

>This is now a dooger thread
I'm okay with this. Please continue.

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Everyone spam dodger

rodger dodger familia
i don't have any but i wanted to make that joke

I really, really, really like this thread.

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Any lurking?

I like short girls and want to put my donger in dooger

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Lurking m80

She's an amazing example of what you can do with make-up. She looks horrendous without it and like a 9/10 with it.
But some stupid nerd will come in here and defend her and her fat thighs in a moment anyway, she is literally one of the worst youtubers out there with no meaningful content, she just fulfills the fantasies of lonely sad little nerds while not giving a fuck about video games or anything related to them

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ctrl + F

In other words you like men

Yeah man look at her without make up
Sooooooo ugly
Literally spends 3 hours straight talking about video games a week

I wonder what happened next

spoiler: he rapes and impregnates her and then runs away

It would be so easy

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>be me
>be at a party
>bored, introverted, don't really want to be here, just trying to be nice and not make an ass of myself until my friends are ready to leave
>a cute girl I'd been flirting with earlier walks past me, I'm a bit drunk so I smack her ass.
>she giggles and keeps walking without incident
>looking around the room for a second when I see this tumblrina making a B-line for me across the room
>ohshit
>figure I'm about to get chewed out for "raping" that girl
>Tumblina reaches me, holds out a hand, smiling
>Introduces herself, says she's a friend of a friend, wants to talk
>she's actually pretty cool; smart, witty, a bit pretentious in that "oh i have so many secrets" kind of way, but she's friendly enough that it isn't annoying.
>Even pretty cute tbh, skinny, great tits, cute face, passable ass, blue dyed hair, plus she has these huge beautiful eyes.
>we hit it off, spend most of the night talking and hanging out
>end up in a room upstairs taking turns playing mario on an old N64
>we get talking about gay rights and transgender people and shit
>I'm the one who actually brought it up, we were talking about family and I mentioned my sister is transgender.
>Tumblrina decides today is a good day to fit her stereotype, launches into this big rant about trans queer mono binary secondhand dominant 9 milimeter genderblend foxkin rights.
>I don't mind tbh, we're both buzzed and she has this really nice, smooth, lyrical voice that's nice to just listen to, even if I wish she'd change the subject.
>Tumblrina asks me about all the hardship my sister must have endured, what kind of support I offer her and activism I do on her behalf
>Tell her that no, my sister actually has it good: hot boyfriend, makes good money, lots of friends, our family and church accept her
>Tell tumblrina that neither my sister or I really do the activism thing, we're both pretty happy as we are.

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>Tumblrina loses her shit out of nowhere, saying that me and my sister are both transphobes, I'm a mysoginist (no this is not a joke, she actually called me a mysoginist, tho in her defense we were both a little buzzed)
>Tell her that no, chill out, my sister and I just kinda take a "live and let live" stance
>Tumblrina says oh, really, you're totally okay with trans girls then?
>Yeah, totally okay.
>Well then, you won't have a problem sleeping with me, she says.
>Fucking what?
>"She" pulls down "her" pants, she has a penis
>It's actually pretty nice looking, half hard already, Tumblrina is getting annoying but she's still pretty hot
>Tell her that yeah, sure, I'm down for some fun
>Tumblrina looks surprised, flustered, maybe a little excited
>I motion her to come stand by me
>She chickens out, says no
>Tells me I'm a biggot for fetishizing transgender people
>Pulls up her pants and sit backs down.
>We spend the next hour sitting there playing Mario in total silence.

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>trans queer mono binary secondhand dominant 9 milimeter genderblend foxkin rights

Fuck you all, just got comfy in bed.. now gotta get up and go fap

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That it?

dood blue hair is hot dood.

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god i love her

not a huge fan of her channel but she's great on cooptional.

plz no

its the "9 milimeter" part that truly seals the keks

That's it.
Never saw her again.
Kinda regret it tho, feel like I could have snatched that if I'd helped her work past her hesitation or fear or whatever the heck that was

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kys mate

what i wouldnt give to have some hot blue haired bitch suck me dick

or maybe id suck hers lol, long as she has a feminine penis

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>your mother will due in her sleep
>due

wut

This 1 always makes me lol

Ya you done goofed man she definitely wanted to smash

Any pics?

Terrible. How Ghastly can one be??

Goah fuc

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both sounds good

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NOOO!

would you guys please knock that off

Oh fuck you man, I don't need those feels.
No, sadly. Used to have some pictures of hers I got off her facebook profile but deleted them like three years back when I dated this jealous bitch who wanted me to get pictures of girls off my computer. The pic i posted makes me think of her, especially the eyes and the shape of the mouth
what exactly is a feminine penis?
kek

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stop feeding them then

No money came out so he left.

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def

Uh oh you got friccin beaned moronz

crabweee

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fuck you

My question is why did you post this story in a ylyl thread? Nothing about it is funny

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anyone have that web, of her fapping (schlicking?) what was floating around for a while? You can't actually see her doing it, but she's sitting at her computer with one hand moving quickly below her desk, watchign something on the screen intently, and when she realizes her web cam is still on she gets this giant shit eating green

I'm so SICK of white people doing nothing and becoming famous

this aint even a ylyl thread, most of the posts thus far are dodger or tumblr shit.

>has a successful youtube channel
>does nothing
I'm not even one of the faggots fapping to her, but if you're going to bitch at least do your research.

>giant shit eating green

As apposed to the mass of black people that do nothing and get famous. Kill yourself faggot.

This is now a doot doot thread, learn to spook

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her name is Sabine, she is a german nudist

u da man, user

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>what exactly is a feminine penis?
>2016
>doesn't know what a feminine penis is

Yeah its a oxymoron

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sauce?
name?

Hey... this YLYL thread isn't very funny at all.

:(

Roll

it's a photoshop you retard
It's dodger's face shopped onto some random pornstar.

Photoshop of dodger

NONE OF THEM ARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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>no ylyl
Literally five other ylyl threads

That's Amber Rose in red.

She's the dumbest kind of feminist.

The illogically pro-slut feminist.