British female here with no previous interest in football. Recently moved job and everyone in the office is young and very interested in football (Soccer). 75% male 25% female office and I am the ONLY person who doesn't have a 'team' to support.
I have been watching the Euros and I watched the last world cup. I know how the game is played. But I have no idea about English football and everyone keeps asking what team I support.
So, can Sup Forums help me pick a team that I can show an interest in? I am not exactly going to go to the stadium to watch them but as I have no idea who is good or bad I don;t know who to follow.
My requirements are:
- Decentish team so I am not mocked all the time - Not controversial. I know Man city hate man united, I want a team people either generally like (Like Iceland was) or don;t care about. - One that people have heard of but is not too mainstream. I don;t mean to sound liek a hipster, I just want a team who I don;t need to check up on everyday. - One that peopel on Sup Forums like so I can pop in here to get updates on their progress. - One with cute or outstanding players so I don't need to remember the names of all 11, just the great ones (Ronaldo etc)
One from "The Big Four": Arsenal, Manc Utd., Chelsea or Manc City
Parker Smith
and on the nationals: the Netherlands
Jeremiah Johnson
Why is that relevant? Because a team gets beaten often?
If it helps, I live in the South East so a team from London, Kent, Surrey, or Hampshire would be good.
Jayden Cooper
wear the fox, wear the blue
Gavin Hall
Moth united
Gabriel Hughes
Southampton, just trust me
Carter Sanders
>female Post tits with timestamp
Wyatt Thompson
So you do have a spanking fetish?
Aiden Jenkins
Yeah, but do you have a spanking fetish?
Nathaniel Russell
If you're new I really wouldn't suggest following the Leagues. It can be a bit complicated due to all the players moving around in the season. Follow a national team for a while to get used to some of the player names.
As for national teams, you have to watch a few matches and then you'll get a feel for which team you want to support. I knew I wanted to support the Netherlands the second I saw the flying Dutchman score that goal in the 2014 WC. Don't be a conformist or contrarian faggot and support what everybody else does or doesn't. Like Iceland? Pick them. If your team wins it'll be sweeter than supporting a team that's decent all the time.
Also, for the record, Ronaldo is not an outstanding player.
Justin Campbell
epic!
Eli Sanders
You sound plastic, so basically u want Man Shitty or CSKA London
Angel Torres
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Xavier Nguyen
>- Not controversial. I know Man city hate man united, I want a team people either generally like (Like Iceland was) or don;t care about. Well, that's easy. Pick Lester
Alexander Lee
London?
Xavier Lopez
I got a random generator and had it pick a team for me in the Premier league. And then I moved back to US, so watching soccer is a pain in the fucking ass. Anyway that's my story thanks
Bentley Sanchez
The obvious choice is the city you were born in, or the biggest club near it.
Carter Lee
Grow a spine and just say you're not interested in it?
I only watch international football and idgaf.
Brayden Torres
Arsenal you daft bint.
Also tits or gtfo
Jonathan Perez
>British female here
Asher Green
Accrington Stanley
Ryder Martin
Chelsea
Josiah Stewart
Follow the Bundesliga, and Schalke 04. Good side, great supporters and very popular on here.
Carson Miller
MK Dons
Kayden Wilson
Root for Fulham, second division team, probably isn't going back to the premier league, have a history of being alright. You're welcome, now tits or gtfo
Isaiah Adams
Accrington Stanley?! Who are they?
Dylan Murphy
Leister if you want to be a cunt any of the top 4 if you want to be a cunt. Since your a cunt go with Tottenham
Aaron Fisher
Swindon Town
Hunter Kelly
>decent-ish team Man City, Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal, Manchester United, Leicester, Liverpool (will bounce back), Southampton, West Ham, Stoke, Everton
>not controversial Leicester, West Ham, Southampton, Stoke
>one that people have heard of but is not too mainstream Leicester, West Ham
>one that people on Sup Forums like Leicester
>one with cute or outstanding players James 'Chat Shit' Vardy, Mahrez, Kante, Drinky, all the boys
Looks like you've found your team.
Caleb Taylor
I used to have sex with a girl called Alice, then I went full assburgers on her and now she doesn't speak to me
Gavin Mitchell
>shit tier football
Caleb Rivera
Such team doesn't exist in the EPL. Period.
Henry Jones
>one that people have heard of but is not too mainstream >but is not too mainstream >Leicester
Logan Butler
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Kevin Long
Liverpool
>- Decentish team so I am not mocked all the time Liverpool >- Not controversial. I know Man city hate man united, I want a team people either generally like (Like Iceland was) or don;t care about. Liverpool it is. >- One that people have heard of but is not too mainstream. I don;t mean to sound liek a hipster, I just want a team who I don;t need to check up on everyday. Should've Liverpool it then. >- One that peopel on Sup Forums like so I can pop in here to get updates on their progress. Yeah, Liverpool
>- One with cute or outstanding players so I don't need to remember the names of all 11, just the great ones (Ronaldo etc) Liverpool btw, pic
Gabriel Perry
I do not understand my friend
Christopher Watson
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Brayden Kelly
>not mocked all the time >is literally the butt of all EPL jokes on here
Nathaniel Jackson
Jesus! The amount of moths on the pitch in this game!
I actually was thinking of Southampton. I used to live nearby and they seem to be doing well and are popular in the office.
That is only relevant if you are proposing some link between my team selection/ knowledge of football and spanking. Like, positive/negative reinforcement style.
[spoiler] If that was what you intended leave your email.... [/spoiler]
I get confused with the league, european cup, championship, etc. That is why I like international stuff but I feel I need to know more...
Epic bread brah.
I have never heard of the latter.
Lulz.
Leicester were actually one I was thinking of. No idea why
There's a bunch of London teams. i think Arsenal and Chelsea are in London?
See above.
Ah that sucks. I know soccer is not big but how is it recieved over there?
Jaxson Williams
If someone gets dubs I'll post my tits
Matthew Parker
So does she have a spanking fetish or not?
Jayden Cruz
>in here Yeah, people in here also bully Brazil, when the whole world knows WE are the football elite.
Charles Nelson
you just did
Josiah Miller
Haha, nice try, Finland!Alice.
William Murphy
Hull City
Samuel Phillips
My ex used to support liverpool. I am kinda trying to avoid them.
What are QPR like? I don't want to go with spurs. I just hate the name.
Brody Nelson
Alice? ALICE?
Who the fuck is Alice?
Ian Nguyen
I would say Leicester if you want a fun meme team. But I think the general rule for picking a team is to support your local team. an then you can call all your coworkers bandwagon glory hunters.
Now pls post a pic of yourself, I havent seen a female in days.
Christian Sanchez
Will you be my GF? I think girls with English accents are cute!
Tyler Adams
LONDON? O N D O N ?
Jace Gomez
>QPR A literal meme team.
Go with fucking Swansea then.
Wyatt Nguyen
Get your tits out for the lads
Colton Butler
>people answering unironically
Parker Collins
Bane of my life (But awesome).
Leicester are a bit far but they are a strong contender!
Are you a woodchucker?
MEXICO M E X I C o
#Wheyyyyyyy (Srsly u aren't missing much they are flat as fuck)
FUCK ME 90 MORE MINUTES OF THIS SHIT???
Asher Campbell
Haha you're very funny! :) Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
