I'm bored Sup Forums

I'm bored Sup Forums
So here's a picture of my dick. It usually starts a conversation or two, and I've got nothing better to do

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you ever get real drunk and get the urge to cut that bridge?

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I don't drink

stoned?

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looks like a botched circumcision

>pain

Why havent you sued the doctor that did that to you yet? Im cut too, had a tiny skin pocket but it went away with time

Because I can't afford a lawyer
Yes, it's very painful
That's exactly what it is

Nope, I'm 100% sober

strange penises are half the reason I come to Sup Forums

That's preddy dumb. go get some drugs.

Post a webm of you cumming

Why?

not that it really matters too much, but you have a pretty nasty looking dick

Your dick is totally fucked up dude lol

I have a buddy that has one of those loopy flaps on his dick. I'm uncut and I like to berate him for getting butchered. I did once ask him when we were drunk if I could get some scissors and just cut that fucking thing. He wouldn't let me. His is much thinner than OP's and it would just be a little snip and would be over lickety split. He's such a pussy.