Time for us to set out on an adventure Sup Forums!
>You find yourself standing at a crossroads. There are paths leading left, right, and forwards.
>You are equipped with a sword, a shield, and a torch.
DUBS decides next course of action
TRIPS decides action that automatically succeeds
QUADS wins the game with their action
>>>/Qst/
Left
Forwards
put the sword up your ass then commit self immolation with the torch
Forward indeed
FUCK THAT GUY, IT'S RACE TIME.
CHECK'D'D
OH Y'ALL NIGGAS TRYNA HAVE A DEATH RACE HUH
op you gotta do it
Nahh son, I got the trips of truth.
Forward we go.
fine. NOW put the sword up your ass and commit self immolation with the torch
>Moving forwards you find yourself within a forest. There's a sense of magic within this place, so it must be the right path!
>You try your hardest to stick your sword up your ass, but you don't have the leverage to do it on your own.
>Sighing to yourself you light yourself on fire with the torch... at least you would if it were lit.
>Can't you do anything right?
Discard Sword
rerolling because op is a fagot
nvm
I light my torch so that I may see the way
I summon ultimate giga nigga and he destroys the universe with neil degrasse tyson
carry on into the forest, discard sword and keep torch
Reroll
attempt to set the forest ablaze in search of the source of magic
reroll
>You are still standing in the forest unsure of what to do next.
>You know you're supposed to be here... or at least somewhere near here.
sticking my sword through the wood of my shield I create a new, superior, weapon
rolling for these
Start chopping down all the trees until your sword breaks
Using my sword to draw a summoner's circle in the dirt at my feet, I summon the dark Lord Satan to ask for his guidance
i jerk off using my of feces as lube
own*
Refuckingroll goddammit
Come on OP, you gotta do it
Be patient, I'll get them all!
>Growing bored of your current situation, you remove your pants and take a big shit.
>Though using your own feces as lube for pleasure is not the best idea in the world, it's the only one you have right now.
>It's warm and moist, perfect for the experience.
>As you are giving yourself a good time, you feel as if a pair of eyes are watching you...
With my sword at ready, I take a quick look around to see if I find who's watching me
spin around and swing my sword wildly at anything that moves
Reroll
in a panic, I throw my sword in a random direction as hard as I can
Cast spell that covers everything within a 20m radius with feces that only activates once you've finished jacking off as an attempt to lure out whoever is watching
cum in my own mouth
Secks with d.va happens
Reroll
George joins the party
oh fuck
OP deliver please
>Just as you reach climax a strange creature emerges from the forest. He(it?) introduces himself as George the Hedgehog.
>The strange creature asks you what you are doing in the forest in which you recount your short tale of the three roads and your desire for fecal masturbation.
>George finds you funny and agrees to join you on your adventure
>GEORGE JOINS THE PARTY!
You take a break and go on Sup Forums
OP here. Will deliver, just takes time to make the images.
shit, wasted dubs
Get out of the forest
ask george if he has any treasure
Kill self
>You leave the forest with George still in your party. Perhaps that is what you were supposed to get in the forest?
>You return to the three branching paths once more.
>George asks you which way you two should go.
Suddenly Sephiroth
Go up.
Go right
up
Go to shrek's swamp
King Dedede jumps from a high up tree and challenges you to a battle!
Go to town and buy a nigger slave to take hits for you
This guy suddenly comes out of nowhere and challenges you to a duel
A wild pikachu appears
Meatwad rolls in form nowhere and joins your party!
challenge george to a duel
go downwards into the ground
omg yes
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