Should i jack off with maple syrup Sup Forums

Should i jack off with maple syrup Sup Forums

try it

maybe if its the runny kind, the thick kind would probably be too sticky

Sounds like a pretty sticky situation.

This. Aunt Jemima is a runny syrup. Try something a little more thicker

kek

THAT ISNT MAPLE SYRUP, FUCKER

THATS FUCKING CORN SYRUP AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

...

Fill urethra with, down to prostate. Cum thick viscous treat for your dog.

did i just conjure the old Sup Forums

OP you won't, no balls.

That's not maple syrup

You conjured the skeletal frame of a dead chan

Fuck... lookit that.

Do you WANT a mess you'll be trying to clean up for the next three days?

That's been stated already, you retard. Read the thread before you post.

only if you stream it.

duh... I'm a gril.

but will this burn my penis off or something

Noice

no
it's sugar water

For Christ's sake, op, it's pancake syrup! Of course it won't burn your dick off!

...Just promise me you'll clean it off when you're done, ok? Else it CAN cause problems. Then we both try to forget this ever happened.

That's nigger syrup. Use Mrs. Butterworth's.

i guess ill try it out

Deliver!

Now, I can't speak for which is better in the context of this thread, but when it comes to pancakes, I've always been partial to Log Cabin.

Canadafag detected

How do you know it's not a michigander that went up north for a gander, and learned all the glory that is the magnificent real canadian maple syrup?
Turning both him, and his wife, into canadian cock worshipers.
How do you know!?

Good response bro! Wanna go get a couple Molsons and watch the hockey game?

Not a chance.
Molson is crap. And you didn't say, "eh", eh.
So clearly you're an imposter looking to molest my back pocket.
Nice try gypsy. But you're not going to fool this sly goose. My gander is too great for you. So great, that you'll gaggle on my cock for hours. You sick fuck.

What were we talking about again?
Oh, right. OP jerking it with watered down corn syrup.
How's that going, by the way?

Ooh, I like where this is going....