SCREENWRITING THREAD

>SCREENWRITING THREAD

You tell me what you want to see on the big screen, and I'll try to write the perfect script for it.
I'll post the results here.


Last one 404'd because I the Final Draft crack failed me. Using Celtx now.

I want to see Jerry Seinfeld just get really tired and want to take a nap but the shenanigans going on around him prevents him doing that and also write in Bart Simpson.

Never seen seinfeld. Coming up. Should be hilariously out of character.

A nigger named Tyreese Willingham wakes up one day and decides to get his handy dandy black lives matter picket sign so he can go spread his nigger beliefs among the general population. Tyreese walks down an alley one day to get to his apartment and he's all of a sudden surrounded by gay strippers dressed as cops. They gangbang him, lock him in a dumpster and push him off a bridge. He's found in the dumpster with both legs broken and a mutilated arm and one of the cops that finds him mumbles "Looks like we got a straggler." under their breath. They bring him to Time's Square and execute him French Revolution style with a guillotine. They then find his family and assault their house killing each and every one of them.

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coming, don't let it 404

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future world where war and natural disater brought by mans actions has completely wrecke the world. there are sancturaries which are massive domed cities that last of the civilized world. one of these was created based on science so there's virtually 0 blacks in there because everything was done based on social and criminal data to ensure as close to 0 crime as possible and scientific growth would happen. the city is threatened when an army of raiders goes to destroy it and the leaders motivation is purely to kill whites. we see him kill whites but leave all other races alone. his entire hoard is mad and live for the sole purpose of killing whites not for any reason like it's whites fault world is shit, they turned away the people from the cities or anything except they are the purest form of racist and want whites dead for simply being white
whole movie makes you choose between rooting for the logical scientific people who want to advance mankind and the people who are straight racist.

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bumping bc this is great

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holy fuck bump

A world where my friend Jason misses his ex Izzi, because he doesn't like his current gf, Madison.

Mary Magdalene is finger-bombing her ass and cooter. Our Lord and savior wants to jerk off but can't 'cause crucifixion.

Put Jerry Seinfeld in this one too. I want to see what that loud mouth Jew would have to say about something like this

Sorry I'm taking this long. It's hard, you know. Also english not my mother language.
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Samefag that requested it and this is already fucking funny as hell. Keep it up OP! kek

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families in a suburb start getting murdered. One family is killed each night. The murders are a family living in the suburb. Families unite to investigate which family are the murderers. Betrayal and chaos ensues.

kek fucking gold OP thank you so much.

sounds like an episode of the Twilight Zone

dubs

The opening scene to a movie where mirrors are portals to alternate universes, but you can't go through them because you're always blocking your own path... until one day, a man realizes this, and convinces his reflection to let him through.

had fun with this one.

these are so quality

Make a horror movie but with giant jiggly tits shooting lasers as the main villians. Their rays make the victims into femenist dickgirls. Sup Forums eventually finds out that their main weakness is niggers.

not now

What kind of shit did you write for movies?

Shit is cash

Jesus.

The main character is Barry from Bee Movie

>If I can't, no one can't.
I like Jesus.

just amazing

A sceneplay of Putins personal life where he shows the audience a short view of all the personal problems he has to face whilest breaking the fourth wall

>full of lust

my sides, user!

beautiful

>If I can't, no one can

you are literally the best OP

A priest walks out of confessional with a giant boner. Then he knocks over a candle which starts a fire, As he runs out he is splashed with some seriously dangerous holy water, and his boner grows then gets special powers where his boner saves all the people in the burning church and becomes some kind of neighborhood hero with a giant holy boner.

It ends with Bee Sex and the tits end up wanting to become cocks so that they can be accepted to their home planet with the dick girls being brought with them. But to end in a sequel set up, Sup Forums goes to take a shower and notices his new set of tits.

I'm fucking saving this one

ha ha ha...

Is this like War Of The Worlds?

My girlfriend Laura plans to kill me because I forgot our 1 year annual or what's it called. She's really really REALLY religious. Do something great out of this

vladimir putin: a life in pictures

Also put Jerry Seinfeld in, just for the lulz

beautiful

MY FUCKING SIDES

DELETE THIS

DELETE YOUR LYFE NIGGER

Its the year 3000 and cops run the earth they have turned on all the white people because they killed off all the Black people. Now they are upset that no one is around to clean their home and cook them food, so they set their sites on Canada and Mexico for new slaves.
Enter our hero. Billy, he is sick and tired of living in his double wide with his sister making minimum wage so he starts a fake charity for boys with falling boners to make some money. However so much money rolls in that he has to actually buy a real home, and hobnob with the big wigs.
His wife/sister is nagging him to go to the dentist to have her one tooth fixed. But secretly billy is a part time porn star and he tells his wife that he go's to work at burger king every morning. When the money rolls in she suspects that Billy might not be who she thinks he is and hilarity ensues.

B U M P
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One night in beautiful New York a feminist got raped by a nigger in an ally. After he's done, he left her crying with cum dripping out of her pussy. She was found by some police man who brings her to the local police station and asks her what was happening. It's quite there, he's the only one around and after he left the room for some reason, the feminist started fingering herself thinking of the nigger. Suddenly she realized she fell in love with him and storms out of the police station to search him. After a short journey she finds him, ready to confess her love as she sees him raping her bff. Make it really romantic, shit a girl would cry to because she feels so touched.

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Based priest

>three meter long hard-on

Kekt

Kek

OP here.
Laughing hard at the suggestions, I wish I could write them all.
FYI, I never samefagged, not even in the first one. Feeling kinda flattered that you thought that.

Write as much as possible. Your writings make the suggested stories even funnier

working on this one.

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Someone else lurking?

OP here, still doing some suggestions, a little bit slower this time, if you guys keep it up.
If not I'll just finish this one and let it 404 and until next time.

This thread must not die, but it seems like I'm the only one left...

very great OP, i am doing a lurk

Thank you so much. i can now sleep at night knowing the priest with a giant boner of cum is saving our planet.

A predator bird rapes a fish and their bastard becomes so powerfull repressing most of the other species that it becomes a threat to the biodiversity of the world. Mutombo, our hero, uses the power of his ancient nigger tribe to fight the new super-species. Will he succeed? I don't know

Man I wish I could've done one of the feminist ones. I was working of the gigantic tits from space but it got too long.
I was going to use a big blue haired landwhale as a villain. It was going to be glorious.

This one took a weird turn.

Shit, that was great. Thank you so much for writing my story

I'd pay to see these acted out.
I enjoy your style, OP, it's refreshing. I can't do the same with writing music from Sup Forums suggestions.

Do you work on a next one or is this thread officially ded?

Heyo

OP here.
Thanks to you all. I never expected this to catch on and get keks from you.
I will probably do this again soon. I would continue but I'm afraid that they turn out not to be as funny as these ones, as I've been writing for almost two hours now.
I'm Napoleon, btw, in case I do this again and one of you guys see it.

No thank you, beautiful child, for your amazing work. That was literally the best thread on Sup Forums in weeks

thanks op, next time wee need more allahu snakbar

can u write Youcp is god.

wat

Jusqu'à la prochaine fois , Napoléon

Thank you!
Not french, Napoleon is made up because I find Napoleon Bonaparte hilarious.