okay guys this is my first real post to Sup Forums because i am a lurking faggot
anyways i figured with my first post i could share a story of something pretty funny that happened to me because i am a beta faggot idk
so.. greentext time i suppose
>be me >be like 14 an in 8th grade >all my friends are girls >just moved to this school a year before >best friends name is Britney > easy 8/10 who just wanted to be a sort of FWB thing > she would masturbate on skype and get naked for me > 36 D breasts at 14 and decent ass
i dont fucking know how i could ever screw something like this up for myself but i did guys
shall i continue with the funny part of this story guys?
Nathan Nelson
are you still 14?
Jace Campbell
no, 19 now
Levi Ross
underage b&
Owen Bailey
said this was a few years ago for a reason
Asher Kelly
>MY KEK STORY THAT IS REAL FGTS.jpg
>pretty funny that happened to me because i am a beta faggot idk
>shall i continue with the funny part of this story guys?
James Murphy
a few = 2
Jayden Martinez
yo whats the name of that refrigerator
Kayden Kelly
fuck it im continuing because i forgot to put that it was a few years ago fml
>few months of this fwb skype fapping shit go by >decide imma go to her house >get on my bike, ride 6 miles across ton to her house >exchange greetings, she goes to her room and changes into some booty shorts >diamonds.jpg >we start making out on the couch >there is a knock on the door >freakout.gif >she goes to check, it is her grandma, says to go hide >ohhhhh shit im fucked arent i? > i decide to go hide decide the fridge, whoop de doo > it goes good for a couple minutes, grandma just asks where bike came from, why the door was locked etc > grandma comes in to kitchen, opens fridge, gets a water and doesnt see me hiding there > but i was fucking shaking so my knee hits the side of the fridge cont.?
Adrian Murphy
name is i googled a picture of a refrigerator because it goes with the story
Jaxon Ortiz
16 gtfo
Owen Robinson
from texas so few means a lot of shit, i kow we hickfags suck
Daniel Sanders
Nah how about you fuck of mate
Isaiah Perry
MOAR
Luis Richardson
is this a cringe thread?
Jonathan Baker
cont pls im hard
Brayden Rogers
go on child ... im curious
Ian Morales
he hard, i'm user
Mason Kelly
>checked
Eli Nelson
wtf man this is so bad kys
Colton Stewart
ok
> grandma does that low look back eye squinted shit >she yells "BRITNEY WHO THE FUCK IS THIS" >grabs me by my hair and drags me into the living room where britney is sitting there laughing >yells at us about pregnancy and shit >says britney is turning into a whore like her mother >she leaves the room to go get a belt to beat us both so i bail > get my fat ass on my bike and ride the 6 miles back to my house > when i get there my chain is broke, both tires are popped from glass but i rode it anyways so the spokes are bent >drag it a few feet into the yard bc im tired > next morning it is gone >someone stole my bike >depression.mpg
Christopher Nguyen
might as well be
Andrew Myers
Lurk more this was pathetic
Connor Reed
will do, i will probably have a better story tomorrow
Nicholas Hill
ok pathetic so far my child, I sure expect a nice ending to this fiasco...go on....
Jose Evans
14 confirmed. Get cancer kid
Elijah Taylor
at least he's not a nigger
Christopher Myers
okay let us wrap this up, maybe i can bring a good laugh
>the summer goes on with us doing the same shit >her grandma tries to find out where i live > before school starts mom takes me to mall to get supplies >shes lazy so she gives me card to run in and get what i want >big mistake.gif >i walk out with $300 pair of air jordans because that was what was cool at the time > also get a $200 dollar nike backpack > school starts and all of the sudden i have friends, a bunch of mexican guys hang out with me a lot >i think this is a sweet situation so i go with it >friend brings blunts to school >he wants me to go sell some with him that night > i say no because i hate drugs in general >they get really pissed and leave > the next day they come to school and beat me up, all 8 of them, and take my shoes >never tell parents because i spent money on fake shoes to hide it