Okay guys this is my first real post to Sup Forums because i am a lurking faggot

okay guys this is my first real post to Sup Forums because i am a lurking faggot

anyways i figured with my first post i could share a story of something pretty funny that happened to me because i am a beta faggot idk

so.. greentext time i suppose

>be me
>be like 14 an in 8th grade
>all my friends are girls
>just moved to this school a year before
>best friends name is Britney
> easy 8/10 who just wanted to be a sort of FWB thing
> she would masturbate on skype and get naked for me
> 36 D breasts at 14 and decent ass

i dont fucking know how i could ever screw something like this up for myself but i did guys


shall i continue with the funny part of this story guys?

are you still 14?

no, 19 now

underage b&

said this was a few years ago for a reason

>MY KEK STORY THAT IS REAL FGTS.jpg

>pretty funny that happened to me because i am a beta faggot idk

>shall i continue with the funny part of this story guys?

a few = 2

yo whats the name of that refrigerator

fuck it im continuing because i forgot to put that it was a few years ago fml

>few months of this fwb skype fapping shit go by
>decide imma go to her house
>get on my bike, ride 6 miles across ton to her house
>exchange greetings, she goes to her room and changes into some booty shorts
>diamonds.jpg
>we start making out on the couch
>there is a knock on the door
>freakout.gif
>she goes to check, it is her grandma, says to go hide
>ohhhhh shit im fucked arent i?
> i decide to go hide decide the fridge, whoop de doo
> it goes good for a couple minutes, grandma just asks where bike came from, why the door was locked etc
> grandma comes in to kitchen, opens fridge, gets a water and doesnt see me hiding there
> but i was fucking shaking so my knee hits the side of the fridge
cont.?

name is i googled a picture of a refrigerator because it goes with the story

16 gtfo

from texas so few means a lot of shit, i kow we hickfags suck

Nah how about you fuck of mate

MOAR

is this a cringe thread?

cont pls im hard

go on child ... im curious

he hard, i'm user

>checked

wtf man this is so bad kys

ok

> grandma does that low look back eye squinted shit
>she yells "BRITNEY WHO THE FUCK IS THIS"
>grabs me by my hair and drags me into the living room where britney is sitting there laughing
>yells at us about pregnancy and shit
>says britney is turning into a whore like her mother
>she leaves the room to go get a belt to beat us both so i bail
> get my fat ass on my bike and ride the 6 miles back to my house
> when i get there my chain is broke, both tires are popped from glass but i rode it anyways so the spokes are bent
>drag it a few feet into the yard bc im tired
> next morning it is gone
>someone stole my bike
>depression.mpg

might as well be

Lurk more this was pathetic

will do, i will probably have a better story tomorrow

ok pathetic so far my child, I sure expect a nice ending to this fiasco...go on....

14 confirmed. Get cancer kid

at least he's not a nigger

okay let us wrap this up, maybe i can bring a good laugh

>the summer goes on with us doing the same shit
>her grandma tries to find out where i live
> before school starts mom takes me to mall to get supplies
>shes lazy so she gives me card to run in and get what i want
>big mistake.gif
>i walk out with $300 pair of air jordans because that was what was cool at the time
> also get a $200 dollar nike backpack
> school starts and all of the sudden i have friends, a bunch of mexican guys hang out with me a lot
>i think this is a sweet situation so i go with it
>friend brings blunts to school
>he wants me to go sell some with him that night
> i say no because i hate drugs in general
>they get really pissed and leave
> the next day they come to school and beat me up, all 8 of them, and take my shoes
>never tell parents because i spent money on fake shoes to hide it

cont?