Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

grab a needle and start poppin those balloons

what balloons?

Tell those fake tittied plastic dime a dozen fucking whores to get the fuck outta my house.

call the police. there's intruders in my house

the ones hanging off their chests

turn 360 and walk away

why would you want to harm those beautiful titties :'(?

I would kindly ask then to leave the men's restroom.

>Pause
>Take it in for a second
>look at them, smile, and say "hello"
>See where it goes from there

They already ruined them you jackass

I'm surprised you didn't tip your fedora at them

360?

"Hello, do you know when the photographer is getting here?"

Did I invent time travel? All these sluts are old and washed up now

...

Drag them out of my house and inform the police that I had three intruders.

I would pull my dick and start peeing on them

Holly isn't.

'm hgh
tk bl pll
fck thm
sll plyby mnsn
prft

why are you speaking Hebraically?

i would do that too

Realize that I'm getting ready to get Herpes.

Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away, because only prissy faggots like girls

why do you say that?

Tip fedora

get a boner instantly

dcphr tht sht

Wonder who the fuck left their barbie dolls in my room.

nut in my pants

I'm hugh
take blue pill
fuck them
sell playboy mansion
profit

are you hard right now?

start fuckin butts

bust a nut cause I ain't neva had sex befo

who's butt would you start with?

Finally the years of isolation have driven me to utter madness.

Ask where the fourth one i orderd

>walk in room
>see them
>grab shotgun
>yell "get out of my house!"
>shoot them.before they have a chance to respond
>murica

the 4-way would be worth the health hazard. fuck it man

here she is.
how so?

hard as a rock for kendra's tits

what about Holly's butt?

Provide them with a mop to clean up the floor because they pussy juice just leaked out as I enter the room.

Holly

you like them don't you?

Call their black husbands and tell them to come pick up their ho's.

Excellent choice.
only one of them has a black husband

no feminine penis 0/10 walk away

xddddd

Timestamp pic so I can tell the internet how amazeballs I am.

Eat the eggs!

First things first. I'd need a sammich.

Fuck you. I can't wait til summer is over.

Knock them unconscious and tie their limp wrists/ankles securely to the poles in my soundproof basement.

Wait for them all to wake up.

Walk over to one, drill holes through her eyes, then skullfuck her.

I dunno what to do then.

Good god the airbrushing on these are disgusting. No wonder Playboy died

You should probably go talk to someone about that.

Hey OP in was the participant in the 404 thread. Any chance you can make another fap thread in 2-3 hours?

unlikely. Friends showed up with food. sorry I let it 404.

I don't need to talk to anyone. I'll think up something to do next on my own eventually.

Damn. I cant do anything right now, but could later, that's why I asked.

Any chance you could do one in 12-13 hours if not 2-3?

possible.

Flop my small white weiner out. Apologize for closet drinking. Hope i can be good while munching. Hope it pops up when i want to and can fuck for a minute.

>grab a blunt object
>start swinging
>scream
>get out of my bedroom, you stupid whores
>kick them out
>enjoy cozy bed all to myself

Fuck Holly and tell the other two to leave.

Kendra too?

Those would be the best times for me (pretty much any day) just for future reference.

Also come on OP. You know you want a thread later, you waited all day to fap to those assets and it got cut tragically short!

...

Yeah, I wanted to fuck her years ago, but I've seen too much now and have had enough. Holly's always been the best of them anyway, you don't need Kendra or whatever the fuck the third one's name is.

true.

same goes to you

I mean what else would you be doing?
What's more important than the thread you've been waiting all day to make?

>Yeah, I wanted to fuck her years ago,
who didn't?
>but I've seen too much now and have had enough
explain
>Holly's always been the best of them anyway
true
>you don't need Kendra
yeah but more bitches is always better
>or whatever the fuck the third one's name is.
yeah, bridgette is a pig.

Wonder why am I in 2006 and why am I Hugh Hefner

OMFG how did you get in here without my pregnant wife seeing you?

*unzips dick*

because this is Sup Forums
and then what?

> more bitches is always better
Truth

Id fuck holly, marry Bridget and kill Kendra.

Pics of pregnant wife pls

Not killing Bridgette
Shit tier.

Dick explodes
Wakes up
Clean self off

How do you unzip your dick? You know what, nevermind im sure there's a sick webm that shows it happening

She's the sexiest one plus real tits

indeed
it's real life user!
bait

Not bait. Just mho

>explain
I'm not 13 anymore like I was then so Kendra is just a fucking dog to me now.
>yeah but more bitches is always better
Point taken.

OP, please make a thread later tonight so I can drain my balls to these girls.

I offer a bowl of eggs because they seem hungry.

>being this new

>stop liking what i don't like

>Patrycja replace Holly
> Natalina replace kendra
> Monica replace bridgette

Of course Kendra's a dog, but she's a dog with a cute face and big breasts but your point about tastes changing since age 13 is well taken. Of course when I was 13, classy Holly was my personal masturbation goddess.
you were the guy who was there for the last one?

Put the magazine back under my mattress before mom sees it

Correct answer

check to see if silicone is recyclable. I care about the environment

I am that guy. Just asking again!

> man Id dial up the one times

> Walk in
> Remove kebab
> No survivors

Op post more?

Wonder how I landed in the 90's.

Shout "I feel threatened!" and use Florida's stand your ground law.