Prove you're American!

Prove you're American!
It's 2am and I'm fucking making hot dogs

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2 am and i'm eating grilled cheese and bacon

Trying to one up me?

What scotch to wash it down with?

Or your making a sausage Sanga, this bloke is aussie

I ain't no boomerang chucker

>grilled cheese and bacon

It stops being a grilled cheese when you put other stuff on it, you fucking moron.

I'm lynching niggers

This is my alarm in the morning: youtube.com/watch?v=kHay_Uf6008

But you haven't proved your a American tho

I have a big lip of Skoal in and spitting into an empty Sonic milkshake cup.

youtube.com/watch?v=XAVi99Rwh8g

I'm watching Netflix.
That helps. Most shitty EU countries don't even have it.

BTW, the documentary about animals is some pretty good shit.

mini-malls, mini-van and fat kids on leashes. Ami doing it right?

Watching my wife being fucked by a nigger

Every problem can be solved by more guns

Dip grizzly u faggot

Sonics ok though.

>CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

I'm struggling through college, poor as hell, in debt, suffering from extreme depression, anxiety, and social anxiety, and suicide is in my mind on a daily basis.

>2016
>eating beef

I feel ya. I'm cutting back, was getting to high a tolerance.

Only reason I'm still alive is cuz half my student debt is with my parents as cosigners.
As soon as they die I'm gunna an hero .

Also, look at this fucking neckbeard turtle. Hahha. Is he gunna die?
Cast your votes now

>sonic
straight autism bro..

To dip or sonic?

lol to dip. Only went to Sonic for a small shake because after 8 they're half price.

The food u faggot. Not the hedgehog

>Prove you're American.
>2am
Sure is.

>implying it makes a difference

The Mac. Fuck Glen. All those others are welfare - tier...

Touche

I eat Chinese food with a fork

who the fuck cooks hot dogs like that.

The 10 year was delicious. I'm saving up for the 18 year. That's expensive as fuck man.
> Welfare
Please. The cheapest thing was the double black @ $45. Which yeah, did suck
Nigga that Dalmore was tasty and that lol
platinum label is by far my favorite.

I have been keeping a large jar of Nutella next to my bed with a spoon. I eat it when I don't feel like getting up for food

> 2016
> Not frying your hotdogs

Go back to microwaving them before you cut them you autist

Let me tell you about my Lord and Savior Biscoff

In case anyone was wondering, she made it.

Pic reminds me of a certain people...

It looks amazing, too bad I've never seen it sold anywhere around here. Enjoy it for me, user

Its three and Im playkng pokemon go

in canada we boil them or bbq them Pan frying them will take ages plus you have to turn it constantly. Fucking fat american retard

I do something similar beside my bed but i just keep almonds/cashews and like dried fruits. And water.

Only kids eat it without bacon and tomato you pleb

Where is here for u?
I've seen it at Target, Walmart, and even RiteAid. It's getting popular in the US

That's world wide no?

It's 12:02 am and i am working out.

My weight is 3 digts and starts with a 9

Frying them is the second best way to fix them. Grilling is first, of course. I bet you boil them like a fucking faglord.

Pic related

Not only are you frying hotpuppers early in the morning, you're frying THREE of them. American for sure. Fry on brotherman.

Nigga what? It takes longer to boil the water. It takes like 5 mins on the pan. And u turn it like 1x every minute. Holy fuck. U Canadians are lazier than us

/f/ag

Why is a barley corn the basis of your unit of measurment?

Sounds a lot healthier, I might actually start keeping better snacks on hand so I don't turn into a fatass
Buttfuck nowhere South Dakota. I'm east river so life is suffering if you're not up for a trip to sioux falls for shopping

I'm sorry bro. If I lived in the middle of nowhere is embrace it.
There's gotta be a lot of outdoors hit to do right?
Hunting? Fishing? Camping?
I live in that part of NY where when all the drug dealers get enough money, they move out of the city to the suburbs and ruin my neighborhood

Idk why. I'm assuming something to do with trade?
Why are most measurements the way they are?

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>Sounds a lot healthier
Ironically the healthy bedside snacks routine was born out of habitually waking up with a severe hangover or just still drunk. But yeah, it's great for being lazy in the morning and laying around before you actually get up.

Well the imperial system has a specific fraction to describe the meter and to easily describe the speed of light. Seems a bit better.

I'm not murican but aren't you supposed to boil hot dog sausages instead of frying them?

Alright I'm going to bed. Ate my wieners, drank some scotch, learned about animals. It was a great night.

Europoor here watching Netflix, what's your point?

3 am

saw this thread and remembered I had cake in the fridge, about to go get some

lmao fucking rednecks. city life is best life.

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Metric* my bad

Yeah, it's still good. Most people will let you trap and hunt on their land if you just ask and you can camp pretty much anywhere. Never really got into fishing, though I have family that is out on the river nearly all winter long. But my condolences for your neighborhood, stay safe man

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>making hot dawgs
>not making god tier bacon wrapped
NIGGER DETECTED

he said grilled cheese and bacon..... he didnt say grilled cheese with bacon

i find my sister attractive and am home schooled by a christian priest.

Australia has Netflix, and you can use a VPN to get it too

That's sweeden
>Captcha: 1776

Sitting here reading the presidential Executive order that is basically saying if the government kills you its not really something they can get into trouble for.

whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2016/07/01/executive-order-united-states-policy-pre-and-post-strike-measures

I'm fat, uneducated and I love guns.

good point

Are you surprised? Did you actually think the government gives a shit about us?

>current year
>not using a microwave
kys

Sounds pretty goddamn Merican'

NO IT FUCKING DOESNT

Another revolution is coming soon

No, on the contrary, Im just surprised people aren't up in arms like they should be, they are content on giving up freedom for "Security". Security is just a Socialist term for Total Government control.

Theres going to be another civil war/revolution soon.

That or Nazi America will rise to rule the world.

Dub dubs confirm nazi america

#lolwhoslivematter?

>Security is just a Socialist term for Total Government control.
posts criminal lying faggot idiot president

dont worry, world, we'll keep these faggots in check. and if we fail, darwin will fix it.

I just had chocolate cake with a side of beer.

Wtff i just made hot dogs too xD

Thats because the people are mindless sheep that continue to do what society expects them too. Nobody is questioning their environment or the people that oversee them because it doesn't directly affect them. People are selfish and blind.

Only way to wake up our nation is by getting hit with a fat nuke. Or something else that causes catastrophe.

You sound mad that he took out your precious Communist country that was never able to actually stand toe to toe with America.

learn to read bro.

(c) No part of this order shall prejudice or supplant established procedures pertaining to administrative or criminal investigative or judicial processes in the context of the military justice system or other applicable law and regulation.

(d) The policies set forth in this order are consistent with existing U.S. obligations under international law and are not intended to create new international legal obligations; nor shall anything in this order be construed to derogate from obligations under applicable law, including the law of armed conflict.

>Bo Burnham
>Jim Jeffries
Mah nigga

>you sound mad
you sound like you want my dick
>next meme reply plox

Sperg spotted. Arm your keyboard for necessary defensive responses.

>current year
>complaining about what people eat

I eat apple pie

oh shit user fag on the internet poked fun at me for not wearing my ronald reagan tshirt
>i love my dead gay son

best part about all that is those gents will say they were "careless" and didn't read it, so they couldn't possibly be tried for things like that. Its not like Politicians get away with illegal shit all the time.

Claiming ignorance of international law of armed conflict is not in any way a defense against prosecution for violating said law.
Do you actually think that is how the world works? you really need to loosen the tinfoil hat dude.

I hate niggers