Prove you're white, Sup Forums

Prove you're white, Sup Forums.

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>looks at fingers

Man fuck math dis shit racis

I listen to the top gun soundtrack.
>I'm white

We can prove this with a simple survey. Cop pulls you over and claims you were swerving. Says he has reason to believe you have narcotics in the vehicle. Tells you to get out. What is your response?

Beer nascar titty.

Nascar titty titty beer.

does it have gluten?

I have no criminal history

I'm on Sup Forums

Nigger faggot beaner Muslim

I win?

I say dude frequently.

A cop once pulled me over and asked if I had any human torsos in my van.

i wear sunscreen and sit in the shade and still get burnt

I have a job

Good work friendo! :-)

I live in Northern Ireland :^)

HIT THE GAS AS HARD AS I CAN

I have a job

I have a small dick

I do not submit to this search.

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ran into 3 police officers today without getting shot. I'm white as fuck

>Prove *that* you're white, Sup Forums
Check and mate.

My wife fucks black men instead of me

i play csgo

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The officer claimed to have reason to believe you had narcotics in the vehicle though. What if he shows you a warrant?

I have a dad

I live with my dad

I am a dad

>I could read this post
>I smoke full flavor cigs
>I work 40 hours a week
>I pay child support
>I have a good relationship with my son
>I have been pulled over by cops and no ticket
>I pay my rent on time
>I pay my car insurance on time
>I have been accused of listening to white
>music

I'm pale as shit

eugh impact meme

lord gaben help us

shit's brown you fucking faggot

tell him to call the dogs. most of the time they don't feel like waiting 20 minutes even if there is a canine unit available.

recovering addict here. heroin. one time i got pulled over like a mile from paterson, nj at 11pm and it was obvious i was either on my way to cop or on my way back from copping (it was the former). i didn't have any drugs on me but i had empty bags and a cut straw with residue that would have been enough to get me arrested with a minor charge and getting processed sucks even if they eventually release you on your own recognaizance. i refused to consent to the search and told him he could call the dogs if he wanted, knowing there was a much better chance they wouldn't hit on anything (still not a good one) than it would be for him to find it easily if he searched my car. he didn't want to wait and came back five minutes later and let me go with a bs ticket.

I shot up my parents cos they wouldn't let me play pokemon until my homework was finished.

Also, hired a spic to do my homework then got him deported when he asked for the money I owed him.

I AM A TEXAS REPUBLIC SOVERIGN! I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THIS AS A LEGAL TRAFFIC STOP!

Black lives don't matter anymore than anyone elses- proof.

Fuck you got me

I give out buissness cards specifically telling people i'm vegan.

Pronouce it ve-gahn

Is va Vancouver?

My palms dont look like a squashed banana

>pulls you over for swerving
>with warrant

Well, I guess I'm fucked.

Do I fit in yet?

>child support

I don't know why, but I always think poorly of people in this position. Broken families are so white trash.

i've aryan Citizenship and can trace my aryan ancestry back to the 17th century (which happens to be on Wikipedia )

>Wikipedia
Found the nigger.

I can't jump

>Aryan citizenship
>Arya
Lol Arya kidding me

Lol

I fucked my sister

I wrote this post. No grammar errors, and it didn't take the entire evening. Do I pass?

duuude
while my ancestors fought in the Napoleon Wars against them french rifle droppers, your ancestors were still hunting zebras in the serengeti, living in mud-huts

Nice try, Jamal.

>sentence fragment
CONSIDER REVISING, TYRONE

Shit, you found me out, we'll played...I mean uh...SHHHIIET

FUCKING NORMIE COP GET OUT OF MY TERRITORY REEEEE

Well shiiiiiiiiet I just looked in the mirror

I'm black too

very white
same here

I understand politics

Harmonize with me, brother.

SSHIIIEEEEEEET

I shot up a school

When he asks for my ID I tell him fyi I have concealed carry then reach for my wallet as fast as possible before waiting on his response to that comment which would more than likely be to step out of the vehicle. I'd hope he wouldn't shoot me but that's a lottery I'd like to play.

I have seen Hamilton
>pic related

i'm not a slave

>broken families
>white trash
>child support

The question was to prove your white
Your argument here is invalid.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIET

I'M REALLY FEELIN IT NOW

Bond with me triple 7 brother, for we are the same in this thread

I use a toilet and toiletpaper

I like to pull my trousers up

I live in an upper middle class area where the only minorities sre the ones cutting grass

I tell him that these aren't the drones he's looking for. I then proceed to tip my fedora and drive away.

I'm voting for Trump

I would never be in that situation I don't break the
Traffic laws

I get skin cancer like really easily

I get don't shot by police for jaywalking

I like mayonnaise.
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Eat some mayo and blast some Barry Manalow and we'll talk.

favourite song
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I can't prove it, OP. You'll just have to take my word.

thread is kill

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