Have work at 10:00AM

>Have work at 10:00AM
>It is now 7:00AM
>Have been up all night
>This will be the first time I've worked tired.

Any advice? It's just a five hour shift, but what can I do to make things easy?

Have some porn in exchange for advice.

caffeine / ephedrine

that is some quality Tracer, damn

Call in sick.

Take a nap now while you have the chance. Half hour to an hours rest helps immensely

Drink a LOT of water. Take a 30min nap if you can now, no longer. Drink coffee, but not too much as you don't want to get jittery. Have a good breakfast.

I did this a lot when I still worked a shit job.
For some reason I got a lot of unwanted erections when I was tired as fuck.

Biiiiiiitch

I work 14 hours straight from 4am to 6pm and I work on no sleep sometimes

Sleep is for the weak.

Grab a 5 hour energy and suck a fat cock.

Coffee. Drink as much as you can while your at work.

I'll feel like shit after that. It's not happening.

It was put out by Pre just a few hours ago.

Not happening. Pizza Hut needs me. (I need the money)

I'm literally wide the fuck awake. I tried to sleep. Ain't happening in time for me to get any amount of rest before work.

>Drink a LOT of water

Can do.

>Take a 30min nap if you can now, no longer

See above

>Drink coffee

Not happening. Can't stand the after effects.

>Have a good breakfast.

This I can do.

Soak your brain in a tub of urine.

It's a quick pick me up.

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Don't be a Chris

What does that mean?

>What can I do to make things easier
>No, i'm not going to do that, or that, or that
Don't ask for advice you won't take.

You're so cool.

Guy who wrote advice here. I didn't know he can't handle coffee, nor did you. It's just some general advice, people need to do what works for them, not just blindly do what others say.

If you don't take most of the helpful advice above, simply get some fresh air and go for a walk/short run.

Being tired is excellent for rockhard boners.

Caffeine is the only thing off the table here.

Anxiety disorder. Even low amounts of caffeine will fuck with me. I can drink something like a soda, but more than that and I'll likely start having panic attacks if I'm stressed beyond a certain level.

I can normally handle it, but I really don't like going through it.

That's what got me into this damn mess in the first place.

I've done nothing but play Pokemon GO for the past four days staying out till like 3:00AM each night walking 4+ miles a day.

I don't know how the fuck this shit works, but I've been filled to the fucking brim with energy, and this is the first time I've exercised since high school.

*can't

LOL, shut up part-time fag.

At least I have a fucking job

>5 hour shift
Stop being such a fucking puss puss some of us have to work 10-12 hour shifts and you dont hear us bitching. Man up, dude.

One hours sleep is enough to stay energized for 10 hours. Just take a power nap and if that doesn't work you can drink a shit ton of coffe

drugs.

modafinil, dexamphetamine, even ritalin.

go and get tylenol 1, pop 6 of em and be the most productive worker you've ever been

I'm not bitching. I'm trying to not be fucked up all day and come home to sleep after my shift. I want to keep playing video games after I get off.

All I have is Clonazepam.

This happens in every single one of these stupid threads

I don't think my liver would enjoy that, and I really don't feel like going through one of the worst ways to kill myself known to man.

I regularly take 40 in a day for the last 12 years. you'll be fine faggot. man up

You are probably too full of energy because of the excitement or adrenalin rush through Pokémon GO

In this case you have to stay active and simply don't lie down, close your eyes etc. during your shift. It's only 5 hours. Afterwards you will probably be sleepy enough.

Then stay active

Nigga i work 12 hours a day, 4 days a week.
Fuck yo part time workin, no sleep having, bitch neglectin healthy sleep cycle, not having a proper diet to counteract fatigue motherfucker
KYS

thats a downer. do it and you'll be out cold for a long time.

>not having a proper diet to counteract fatigue
I'm diabetic and fully controlled. I probably have a better diet than you, man.

I know. It's the prescription I have to counter my panic attacks.

in that case you are very limited in your options.

i'd say sugar free red bull. sugar free because the sugar makes you crash pretty hard.

That's because the max dose a human body can take is 4,000mg. You're probably taking slightly under that, or you're taking doses far apart.

>because the sugar makes you crash pretty hard
It would also fuck my shit up faster than any other food on this planet. What is it, like 70g of sugar?

Fuck it. I'll look.

28g of Carbs, 27g of sugar. In total, 55g of "I'm going to fucking die tonight."

Keep your energy levels high, when you start feeling tired have a snack
Drink energy drinks or coffee and when you start to crash have some more

Get 30-60 mins of sleep, all u need.

was doing the uberman sleep schedule for a while where u sleep for like 30 mins 4 times a day. was working out well but had to much time on my hands, got bored, so I fell back into sleeping for ridiculous amounts.

thats why i said sugar free red bull.

the taurine acts well with the caffeine.

best thing next to pharmaceutical grade stimulants.

also get lots of natural sunlight. a certain wavelength, when it hits the eye, resets your circadian cycle and wakes you up

I usually space them out 2-2.5 hours each dose of 8-10, 3-4 times/daily

Work is right next to an ingles. If it gets to bad, I'll just say fuck in and deal with the caffeine panic. Sugar free red bull actually looks like the prime target here.

How bad will it bump up my heart rate? Normally my panic attacks have me hitting into the 130's. That makes the panic attack worse, because feeling my damn heart beat out of my chest makes me worry about a heart attack at the age of 22.

That's going to fuck up your liver worse than an alcoholic's over time, but it won't directly kill you.

If you can't sleep, then don't. If you aren't used to power napping, then don't risk it now.

If you get tired or sleepy, stand up and flex your muscles, that will get the blood flowing and make you less sleepy.

Don't nod off, you will regret it.

As the others said, food is key, eat and stay hydrated. Caffeine is bad if you plan to sleep afterwards (5 hour shift).

If you're gonna drive like delivery, then i would suggest playing some sort of focusing game with yourself so you don't get sleepy driving.

>If you're gonna drive like delivery, then i would suggest playing some sort of focusing game with yourself so you don't get sleepy driving.

Nah. I'm the prep guy. I mostly just wash dishes and put frozen dough in pans all day.

>diabetic
Then you dont have a controlled diet
Not allowing flour or rice because of gluten being an inhibitor to your bodies proper functions means you miss out on many power foods.
Nigga just eat some eggs and beef with natural juice, i prefer apple and your pussy ass could do a 5 hour no sleep. You need the protein. Just because you aint the fattest pig in your family doesnt mean you healthy.
KYS

normally id say you should take some beta blockers or something.

but if you do get anxious, take your benzos.

normally you shouldnt mix uppers and downers, but in your case i think it is the only way.

Try to keep moving, it helps you stay awake.

Trust me, as long as you stay active, you will have near 0 problems. The problems come when you sit down and take a break. Thats when you hit the wall.

>Then you dont have a controlled diet

>Not ever allowing myself to eat carbs or sugar
>Not a controlled as fuck diet.

Are you fucking serious? I have to fight to get in 2000 calories a day. My diet is almost all fat and protein. Steak is my best fucking friend.

OP are you seriously this much of a faggot?
I work 12 hour shifts and sometimes I'm up for 36 hours at a time trying to work and live life.

Nut up or shut up

that 28g of carbs is 27g of sugar dumbass

Not everyone is as autistic as you.

OP I'm pretty sure is bait

If it's a one-off just get loads of caffeine in you and you'll be fine.

That's incredibly bad for your health.

It fucks up all kinds of shit with your body that takes ages to iron back into place.

just man up and do it

fuck, i have gone 3 days straight without sleep and still function at my job as a network engineer.