I'll start:

I'll start:

Body Slam
Sludge Bomb
Rest

double slap
mega punch
pound

Sleep powder, thrash, teleport

Harden
Harden
Run

Struggle
Struggle
Struggle

Attract, pound, helping hand

Bahahaha

This

poison
pound
flamethrower

Wild Charge
Roar of Time
Soak

Step aside boys... I got this...
Lick, helping hand, explosion

Growl
Harden
Splash * appears to be ineffective *

tackle
thrash
watergun

Helping hand
Double Slap
MudShot

Trick-or-Treat
Play Nice
Cut

Charm
Sleeping Powder
Giga Impact

Slam
Poison
Sleep

Psych up
HYPER BEAM!
User must recover

>user is paralysed and cannot move
>user is paralysed and cannot move
>Flee

when I'm depressed I often use

blade storm
scratcher
and a gun for those kids in class who fucking laught at me!
gotta kill'em all

Bind
Submission
Flail

Harden

beat up

judgement

Horn Drill, Hydro Pump, Encore

I don't know any pokeman moves, which is fitting...

Charm
Sweet kiss
Secret power

slam, Swift, rest

Pound
Recover
Pound

Lick
Helping hand
Swallow

Rest
Snore
Nightmare

Harden
Hyperspace fury
Seed bomb

Bone club
String shot
Confusion

selfdestruct

Hold back
Hold back
Gunk shot

Fucking kek

Light screen
Harden
Splash

> I watch a lot of porn

Intimidate
Tackle
Bounce

Pika
Pika
PIKACHU!

Sleep powder
Pound
Run

kek'd

helping hand
harden
splash

Whatever... All of them are not very effective.

even though run isn't a pokemon move this is still good

you know you are in trouble when freshly laid maggot children think video games are old and the main player base of fuck-ur-mum gay is 47 year old basement dwelling asstards

Disable
Double Slap
Waterfall

Confuse ray
Bind
Giga Impact.

Swagger
Hypnosis
Guillotine

Disable
Quick attack
Water gun

Mean look
Hypnosis
Pound

lick
lick
payday

Nasty Plot
Hypnosis
Pound

splash

Attract...it has no effect
Seismic toss

Confusion
Rest
Flail

lick
fake tears
milk drink

nasty plot
pursuit
sucker punch

double team
pound
ally switch

>run
>Pokemon is blocking your escape
>Sacred fire

me first
sticky web
rest

Lol

Sleep powder
Thrash
Fireblast

Tackle
Struggle
Pound

Here's a hint: If you think you can describe your sex life in Pokémon moves, you don't have a sex life.

>Splash * appears to be ineffective *
>Splash * appears to be ineffective *
>Splash * appears to be ineffective *

>Kamehameha
>niggerstonguemyanus
>conspiracy

imprison
bind
guillotine

Harden
Explode
Rest

Amnesia
Self-destruct

Sweet Kiss
Bind
Hydro Pump

splash
struggle
disarming voice

check'm

Lick
Pound
Payday

i kekd

Lock on
Leer
Bone club

protect harden errupt

Bone Rush
Venom Drench
Heart stomp

Hypnosis, dream eater, confusion

>Leach Seed
>Quick Attack
>Lick

tackle
splash
rest

Power-up Punch
Giga Impact
Teleport

Rest
Rest
Rest

Play Rough
Thrash
Extreme Speed

Frustration
Frustration
Frustration

Hint: I don't
Tip: kys

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Charge beam
Charge beam
Self-destruct

Night Shade
Screech
Thief

confuse
sleep powder
peck

>confusion
>fly
>explode

Gunk shot
Gunk Shot
Softboiled

Sleeping powder
Harden
Bubble :^)

Harden
Cosmic Power
Megahorn

Bind
Pain Split
Submission

Psych Up
Overheat
Substitute

Dive
Lick
Teeter Dance

Helping Hand
Attract
>It's not effective
Child's Play
Imprison

>Sleeping Powder
>Helping Hand
>Soft Boiled

>endurance
>struggle
>bide

Pound
Yawn
Grudge

Flatter
Charm
Seismic Toss

Helping hand, Harden, play rough