Be me. Beta as fuck, awkward Wyoming boy

>Be me. Beta as fuck, awkward Wyoming boy.
>Be 14 and horny as hell.
>Out in the stables cleaning horse shit all day.
>Only other person around is my father, out training his horse.
>Cleaning the last stall with a mare in it. (Female horse, for you cityfags.)
>Still horny as fuck.
>Have a brilliant fucking idea!
>"Horses have pussies!"
>Check around suspiciously to make sure I am alone.
>Start petting horse's rear.
>She likes it.
>Pet a little closer to the tail.
>She lifts it slightly and raises her head
>Start petting just under the tail.
>Gently touch soft horse pussy. Oh so soft!
>She breathes heavily and spreads legs a bit.
>Slip a finger inside. It's wet a warm.
>Her tail lifts even higher.
>Best idea ever! I can't believe no one has thought of this!
>Keep finger banging this mare.
>She's loving it, I'm excited as fuck!
>Get brave, grab bucket.
>Set bucket behind her rear and step up.
>Pull dick out of pants.
>Touch dick to horse pussy. Feelsgoodman.gif
>She's wet and ready.
>Stick the tip in. Ohfuckyesssss...
>Start humping.
>Muscular horse pussy tightens and loosens rhythmically.
>Getting intense now. Ready to blow.
>Keep humping. Feels so fucking good!
>Start orgasming in a female for the first time.
>OHGODYES
>"user?!"
>Look up. See father.
>Seconds feel like hours.
>Dick still inside the mare, throbbing and cumming a bit.
>It feels like hours of mortifying silence.
>Finally father speaks. "God damn it, user."
>Father walks out of stable, gets in truck and drives away.
>I'm still behind the mare. Frozen.
>Finally move, knees wobbling.
>Stable is a mile from home.
>Worst. Walk of shame. Ever.
>Afraid of what waits when I get home.
>Open front door... Father is passed out in the den, bottle of Jack Daniels empty on the ground.
>Go to my room, don't leave for days.

kek

Would have been great if this was real

NOT JUST A FEEBLE 'kek'.

"no way..." my reaction when your dad walked in
dude.. i dont even know.. i have been in some awkward scenarios, but nothing like that
keeps us updated.. what happened next?

Im willing to bet Americans fuck more barn animals than sand niggers

pics or it didn't happen

kinda like getting caught jerking off


but worse

we didn't speak about it.

I think he was drunk when he caught me. it didn't take me all that long to walk home realistically, but he was passed out when I got back. he wouldn't have been able to drink enough from sober to pass out in the time it took me to get home.

Why do you think americunts get so upset when the brown people have sex with goats? "That's my goat and she loves me!"

You should use this.

-you dont have a choice user. Now you have to spike your dads drink with some sort of hallucenegon until he slowly descends into madness and loses track of whether or not his vision of seeing you fuck a horse was real or not

Whoever would catch you jerking off would be lying if he said he didn't jack off himself, but the damage from being caught fucking a horse would be irreparable

lol. Thats what the war on "terror" is about. Sadam probably stole Bush's mare, and thats a no no

you can certainly paint a picture :)

Did you try it again after that

You lost your virginity to a horse, and your dad caught you doing it.

ur dad was just mad that u were fucking ur own mom

Maybe he felt betrayed by the horse

this story is literally at least 4 years old
nice pasta

Didn't that make you feel like a horse's patoot?

Don't you mean "whorse" ?

Honest question. How did it feel good at all if they're designed to make gigantic horse cocks?

Old pasta

No.

Old copypasta is old.

You must be at least this stupid to write a good greentext

I think your dad was more upset that you were fucking HIS horse.