>be me >new bf who is 21 and is a virgin >goes to a super secluded spot up this one exclusive subdivision >makes out for the first time >omg wow >dickisbiggerthanlastbf.dll >smiles as i give him a little handjob >mfw car is suddenly smelling a swiss cheese factory >mfw dude has his shirt up to his nose >"i dont like the smell of my dick" >wtf man >zips the little thing up in 0km to 60km >had him put cologne on my hand and laughed about it the whole time >mfw he dropped me off and said, >"please dont google it"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Sup Forumsros how will i ever recover from this super cutie encounter!!! He's super a cute guy!!! But I still don't feel bad laughing about it right now hahaha
William Parker
xD
Christopher Myers
Tell him to wash his dick
Thomas Jackson
Self bump bc I've been googling shit about dick cheese now since he dropped me off and I am still laughing hahahahah
Lincoln Ward
why don't dudes wash their cocks? Surely your dick is something to be proud of and keep well presented?
Jace Martinez
I did! And he said he washed it we soap before we went out!
Read that it can be caused by diabetes, is it true?
Adam Miller
Tell him tits amd timestamp or gtfo, you dumb bitch
Juan Parker
Tits or GTFO
Jacob Moore
Yes, of course my non-existent dick is properly washed, my pal.
Do you wash yours?
Cameron Rodriguez
Maaaan, I'm too lazy for this shit
Wyatt Peterson
QF CORRECTNESS
Aaron Harris
either hes lying about being a virgin and you should wash your hand thoroughly before touching yourself, or he doesn't wash his dick, nce that you find that cute tho, good for you.
Ethan Russell
ITT: faggots pretend to be women and make shit up
Zachary King
sorry I didn't mean YOUR directly as YOURS my love. I could tell from your story that you wouldn't have one. It's a collective term for all the guys in the context of my message.
And yes, my cock is cleaned rigorously every day, why wouldn't it be?
Landon Stewart
Okay, trueee
He's 21 and he says he's a virgin, uses Jesus Christ and his gang as his reason for celibacy.
Now that I think about it, I'm too sure I'd want a cheese in me tho hahaha
Justin Gutierrez
you know the rules tits or GTFO
James Jones
You know the rules Tits or GTFO
And so you owe us: he's either got an STD or can't wash his cock properly. If he's uncut is he washing under the hood?
Samuel Jones
you will likely get an infection, hes obviously dirty.
Leo Cooper
TITS, or you should know what to do....let it slam your ass on the way out.....
Andrew Hill
AHAHAHAHAHHA HOLD UP WITH THE TITS AND TIMESTAMP I AM CHATTING WITH HIM ON IMESSAGE I'LL POST SCREENSHOTS IF THIS ESCALATES HAHAHAHAHAHA
Andrew Anderson
fuck off faggot
Jose Gray
attention whore alert
Levi Edwards
tell him too use body wash instead cuz soap obviously ain't working
Cooper Wood
We said tits not trips faggot.
Easton Stewart
Just admit youre cheese dick and maybe ill tell you the secret to eliminating dick odor.
Or tits and timestamp. Posthaste
Levi Cook
you a natural cheese dick too buddy?
Kayden Allen
and thats why you post it on 4 chan, to tell someone has a smelly dick.
SO FUCKING FUNNY
John Bailey
Tuna
Lincoln Perez
no. I had this happen to me from about 7 to 9. then i realized it was from improper washing. He's never had to worry about the smell due to being a virgin and doesn't realize that how he cleans himself actually effects how he smells, it's all just routine to him. DO NOT TOUCH HIS DICK OR FUCK HIM IF IT'S SMELLY. that's how you get yeast infections dear.
Oliver Barnes
Is the dude a uncutfag? Tell him to wash under his foreskin.
Fucking cheese dick motherfuckers smh
Adam Lee
wat is this faggotry, nah had an ex with the same problem.
Julian Taylor
Tits or sage, choose for yourself, cunt
Daniel Nelson
How did this get back to frontpage? Did all of you fags forget how to sage? Also FUCK street signs and store fronts
