What do you say when you're cumming?
What do you say when you're cumming?
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OH OH OH HO OHHHHHH FUCKKKKKK
JGFDBGERBURGEU
Blacklivesdontmetter
Poop in my butt!!!
WHY CAN'T THIS BE REAL
ALL I HAVE IS A FLESHLIGHT
Thanks mom
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OH FUCK YOUR AS LOOKS LIKE SHIIIIIT!
arrrrrrrrrugugughaahhahaah
Leeeerooooooooooooooooooyyyy
Uhhuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Why you aren't even real!
Jenkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinkins
JESUS!
JESUS!
JESUS!
Hamburgers!
"im cumming."
Good girl! Good girl! Swallow it all..
Remember what happens to your parents if you tell anyone
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Here cums the aeroplane
I'm cumming
LEEEEEYROOOOY MMMMMJENNNNKINS
*shriek voice*. "Your a Rr-awk sta'."
I scream James Quall.
GOTTA BLAST
I have AIDS
EXSPERMINATE! EXSPERMINATE! WHITE WEE WEE!
ORE WA CHIN CHIN GA DAISUKE
I'm cumming
please dont tell your daddyyyyyy aaahhhhhr
Beware ot the blast
Nothing. I just hold her tight and stroke her hair so she feels safe as my semen trickles into her. After I'm done I run a warm shower for her so she can clean herself before coming back to bed. Then we cuddle the rest of the night.
take this ya fucking retard
It's over 9000
>run a warm shower for her
What the fuck, is it romantic at this point to turn on the water for someone?
ALLAAAHU AKBAAAR
Shhhhh shhhhh shhhhhh, almost done
God forbid anyone should have to wait the three seconds it takes for the water to heat up.
Ooooooooooooo fuuugggg
>you're
second 39
thanks dear for letting me out of my cage
yabba yabba dooooo
Ryuu-ga, Wa-ga-te-ki-wo, Ku-ra-u!!
expecto patronum
Virgin detected.
You run a hot bath for your girl after sex (if youve been with her for a long time)
but just run it for her and go do what you gotta do. Don't make a big deal about it or talk like a bitch to her.
Oh shit the condom broke!!!
my ultimate is charging
¡EL PODER DEL LEOOOOOON!
100%
zoo wee mama
seconds 22-26 for me
Nothing. Just a few grunts. Only bitch made motherfuckers say stuff when they're cumming unless it's a 10/10 God-tier cum.
I'm sorry
My dick is crying
Image a kitten sneezing
I'M GONNA CUM!
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Wizard detected
I leik chocolate milk
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jesus.. FUCK! ahhh...
By the power of grey skull , take this skeletor.
More beta than virginity
To be this edgy
Suddenly suuuuuuusan
SPERM FOR THE SPERM GOD!
Thar she blows!
Bazinga!
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I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR BIRTH CONTROL!
Booooya!
Can i get a large fry and an Oreo Mcflurry with that too
i agree. i mean, some people might pull it off, but it means they're not even remotely afraid of saying some lame goofy ass shit. what would you even say? "Good girl :^)" "Ugh take it...... " "I'm cumming in case you can't feel it"
it's all grunts, gasps and mumbled "fuck" for me.
"Cover your children's eyes"
Klaatu barada nikt-ahem-hgghr-gghhhhhhargh
Your mother dies in her sleep tonight, no immunity
Thanks
Please cum inside me this time, baby.
Skimaradinky dinky dink Skimaradinky doo
I came in you.
"Holy shit check my repeating digits" I like to bellow as I cum. Also, i give her a little warning beforehand so she's not surprised when I blow it all inside her.
I moan ohhhhh myyyyy in a deep voice like mr sulu
Newfag here, calling out his own trips. Nobody cares fukwad. Go be an hero...
usually say some shit like ok all done honey and tap her on the shoulder twice as if to say good job
KA-SPR-R-R-ROINNNNG
hurrrWEOO WEOO WEOO WEOO PLOP PLOP PLOP PL-PLO-PLOP
then a mixture between a horse's neigh and a snake's hiss until i pop a blood vessel in my head and pass out
"Oh Fuck you"
not even close, bby!
Ya blew it, kiddo
You are doin me a jizzun!
Wow! Thanks. You're pretty good at this. Well it's time I go now, bye!
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PUT IT ON THE BOARD, YES!
open that mouth up wide, i'm gonna cum on your face
Thanks mom
MAN THE LIFEBOATS!!!
SKEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!
erlated
JOOOOOJOOOO!
Shazam!
Oh my
"its usually not that color"