Stop right there.
This is a singles only airport.
Singles may go on with their business
All doubles will be prosecuted and jailed.
Trips and above spend the rest of their life in Somalia.
Stop right there
Thomas Morgan
Andrew Long
just passing through with my singles
Jack Butler
ARREST ME
I'M RIGHT HERE
Austin Nelson
Just passing through, no need to take me aside.
Christopher Reed
I'm white, i don't "randomly" get pulled aside
Ian Adams
Don't mind me
Connor Parker
Don't mind me, sir.
Dylan James
allahu akbar
Jayden Diaz
I can explain.
Dylan Long
Here, Singles. Can I go to my flight now?
Gabriel Reed
not all dubs are terrorists fuckin cis white male
#dubslivesmatter
Brayden Edwards
Ha, I've made it through before, bet i can do it again
Benjamin Ward
GET ON THE GROUND!!
Jack Diaz
dont worry cop im white why would i be carrying dubs
Nolan Thomas
J-Just got fired.. Heading home..
Julian Hall
NO YOU GET ON THE GROUND!!
Easton White
One ticket to Guantanamo bay plz
Camden Sanchez
HOLY SHIT THE COP GOT TRIPS GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
Juan Sanders
Fuck you
Liam Murphy
Allahu akbar.
Sebastian Cook
No dubs just weed sir
John Nguyen
Nothing to see here
Liam Smith
roll
Andrew Bailey
HE'S GOT A DUBS
SHIT WE'RE OUTNUMBERED FALL BACK
Michael Torres
Damn cop
Chase Taylor
ON THE GROUND BOY!!
Justin Bell
Nah. Think I'll ignore him, act like a jackass, and get shot so people can go block traffic and loot a convenience store.
Oh, wait. I'm white.
Camden Butler
I am a black unarmed male.
Jayden Clark
Lemme just hide my quints
Julian Gray
Hm
Jacob Ross
I swear these are no dubs, just 2 singles having sex.
John Watson
Hey its me president obama, one plane ticket please
Carter Thompson
Somalia doesn't sound TOO bad.
Jose Morales
This is a white only Airport, you need to leave.
Wyatt Cox
True
He's with me
Jackson Perry
Allahu akbar ط تدمير هذا المطار في اسم الله
Evan Robinson
passin through
Oliver Russell
Welcome Aboard Peaceful Airlines
Gavin Cook
o shit let me fix it
Wyatt Ortiz
ON THE GROUND SCUM!
Jayden Brown
I'm Omar one flight to Orlando plz
Kayden Scott
Eat da popo
Ian Walker
Oh shit
Wyatt Gomez
just running through
Jayden Watson
Osama bin Laden passi' through.
Landon Smith
just looking to go on this trip man, i ain't got no doubles.
Kevin Flores
Hey I'd like to come home in Japan.
Needless to say I've been virgin,lol.
Jonathan Allen
*tips hat* m'lady
Wyatt Bailey
Bald ugly cuck man ain't stopping me
Brandon White
Singles here I want no trouble good sir
Ethan Walker
ayayayayayay
Charles Diaz
Well, Somalia isn't that bad, a
Chase King
Osama Bin Laden was my father I'm Osama Bin Laden Jr. One trip to America please
Robert James
r-r-r-rooooliiinnn
Levi Sanchez
death to america
Nathaniel Gray
i swear im clean
Daniel Nelson
I didn't mean anything by that please don't raid me FBI
Joseph Torres
Herro. I needed to powder my nose while in the Bathroom, don't mind me
James Gonzalez
#dubslivesmatter
Nolan Thomas
idindonuffin!