Best fapping techniques?

Best fapping techniques?

Dry

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Move your foreskin up and down using your hand.

>foreskin

What's that?

use someone elses hand

My dogs mouth

I always use this.

She always gets me up.

Never lets me down

using a knife

Holy shit where can I get one?
Also, I have foreskin

If you have foreskin, you need JESUS.

>sit on your hand for 10-20 minutes.
>fap whole your hand is asleep.
>it feels like its someone else's hand even tho it is yours.

> congrats, you have successfully "ghosted"

Also, you can donate your foreskin to the blind.

They make eyelids out of them.

if you don't have a foreskin, just slap it or something, you'll never feel true pleasure anyways.

how cock eyed people are made

I wrap my hand around both my cock and scrotum.
I finish in my pants

Tried that before but my hand wakes up after a few seconds and I can't grip for shits

It's called "the stranger". Also, lern2speel

toothpaste

Minty fresh

ïf you're circumsized you're a jew

Like this OP.

play porn games through the entire night, just gently stroke your shaft once in a while, then just before finally going to sleep you turbo jerk it and cum a bucket, doctors don't want you to know this of course

Finger your anus and rub Bengay on your balls

Is bengaytheway to go?

The Sleeping Beauty

Try teasing your asshole, it might feel wierd but it can give you another whole form of pleasure.

I'm going at it dry, no foreskin

you could just tear it off it your that desperate to damage it further