Ask a Brazilfag anything

Ask a Brazilfag anything.
I want to know what Sup Forums thinks about us.

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Sup Forums pensa nada, ninguém liga pro brasil

De que cidade você é, anão?

Why does your whole continent suck so much?

São Paulo
Quero ver a merdatempestade que vai acontecer por causa das Olimpíadas,

Do all of you parkour on the roofs of shacks and drive old bikes

Why do most girls have big bundas?

Our Polytics, Culture, everything, your call.

how that zika problem coming along?

Anão do nordeste reportando dentro

No, we rob you and use your vehicle.

The Olympics are coming to Brazil. How do you feel about that?

They are all Vadias for sure.

As everything else the Government doesn't give a shit, he wave do handle all problems ourselves, as we pay taxes also, obviously.

What is vaidas?

ethnicity mixing

Bitches, Whores, Hoes...

Do Brazilian women like white guys?

foda-se, aberração
sua raça maldita que destrói o país

1: did you weep when germany rekt your ass in the world cup?

2: aren't you bored of eating bananas all day?

3: do you have a monkey pet or a cockatoo?

4: do you wear a bone trough your nose?

5: why are REAL brazilian women so fucking ugly? (and don't come with alessandra ambrosio, she's one in 200 millions)

That's going to be a shitstorm for sure.

they are pretty hot

Will never visit. Too much crime.

Brazilian women like drugged retards that don't know how to speak and don't have culture or critical sense

How much of Brazil does an average Brazilian visit? Ever get out of your home town?

Sonds like a shitty country so far, I pitty you, user

Oh yes!

la vem o whitepardo

Anão paulistano por aqui

porn sauce?

Nobody really cares about any South American country.

Some great fap scenes... You can find it on Netflix and rub the skin of your cock watching it.

Is any of these your mother?

1: Never laughed so much in my life, I hate footbal, we were the "Football Country", and it prooved we are so shitty we could even handle that.

2: You would be impressed of the cultural variety we have, lots and lots of different recipes and food

3: The natives, maybe, i live in the city and just have a dog

4: Nope

5: They are ugly, I agree with you

mano eu to muito ansioso por pokemon go ,serião

Yeah just like the middle east (Asia)

i think your just like everywhere else, decent people and shitty people.

due to shit like politics and corruption, shitty people can't move up in the world and end up fucking everything up for everyone else trying to get ahead by taking the easy way.

kkkkkkk

You sir, have a cookie

Never could travel outside my city, I had to work since my 12 yo

do they sell pants and shoes in Brazil?
cause I've never seen anyone wearing them other than police(aka pigs)

Vc conhece mulher melancia?

Qual a melhor região do pais, e porque o nordeste?

Do you have a xoxota?

Search about "Favela" and "Funk Carioca Proibidão", it will make you feel the shame I feel for my country

No, I have a Rola

A comida, as mulheres ,literatura, praias ,cultura, armaria macho, tudo

2016, seeking xoxota on Sup Forums
Being this noob

BRASIL é foda seus chupa rola de estrangeiro,se cada um mostrasse o que há de bom aqui a imagem desse lugar seria muito melhor

Why the fuck do you all seem to run EVERY fucking Battlefield 4 server listed?

thats how they make money

>implying
Se fosse bom eu não reclamava, você paga suas próprias contas?

Have you done Auyhausca yet?

That is the main reason I want to travel to Brazil

Buceta

Ruy Barbosa discorda...

sim pago ,é claro que eu to lucido e sei dos problemas .Mas porra,passar a imagem de que o Brasil é um prostíbulo continental é foda

Do Brazilian men like white/american women

Castro Alves também

Is Brazil a 2nd world or 3rd world? Does 2nd world exist?

Why should I think you're not an African country taht ended in the wrong side of the ocean?

2nd world are the countries that sided with russia during WWII, 1st world are what sided with US, 3rd didn't take part in WWII

Brazil worships whiteness like every inferior culture out there mate

Also if you like niggers we don't want you

Do Brazilians hate the US?

no

South Americans are basically "white."

I'm a portuguese guy and I have been living in Brazil since I was 2. AMA

Some of us wish you stopped controlling the fucking world behind the scenes.

And we think you are all retarded, and that Donald trump will Start the 3 WW

What is South Brazil like??? I heard it's different, less poor?

As long as I can get some sweet Brazilian pussy I don't care

Você ouve muitas piadas de português, anão? haha

we dont hate you,but we know how much any people of US can be retarded as fuck

Better income but more expensive to live there so it is the same fucking thing.

But they have more violence, pollution and less water =D

We don't.

>2nd world are the countries that sided with russia during WWII, 1st world are what sided with US, 3rd didn't take part in WWII

Correction: Cold War not WWII,and Brazil fought for the Allies in the WWII, fought in Italy

Every culture has its share of retards.

Piece of cake, brazillian girls LOVE strangers

then Brazil is 1st World.

now, the story of the brazilian warship that sank itself:
xjacksonstrainwreck.blogspot.com.ar/2016/01/the-ship-that-literally-shot-itself-to.html

How are we retarded as fuck? Elaborate plz

North American and European fags don't know how to flirt. You will never fuck a brazilian ass hahahah Anão do litoral de São Paulo aqui

It has a much higher HDI comparing to the rest of the country
It is basically 20% white, 40% sandniggers, 30% mixed and 10% black

Because I'm white

The hottest women on the planet come from South America

SEU BUCETA

exactly
dont you ,just one part ,like kkk ,scientology and that stuff

Desde criança, eu nem me ofendo mais mas meus pais ainda se ofendem

Yep brazil is 1st world, it is hard to believe but is has been considered a developed country for a while.

There is also the legend that one of our ships attacked a pack of seals in open sea thinking it was a submarine!

Can you explain what vestibular is and what's the difference between that and university

You need to pass on a test (vestibular) before going to the University

I think what he's saying is Americans aren't stupid in the sense of lack of intelligence, but the laziness of applying that intelligence at times.

Our country is in trouble and the best political options we have is... Trump and Shillery. Rather than focusing on quality representation... College age girls only care about free birth control, women in general will vote for Shillery for no other reason than she's a woman, minorities will vote democrat because "that's what they do." The average American knows less about their own country than people of other nations.

And the biggest one is called ENEM

A test to get in. You need to have the highest score, like a sat or something.

20% all spots to blacks
20% to poors

So you're left with 60%, it's hard for some degrees like medicine

Do you like Sepultra?

feijoada

yeah,and U.D.R too

So Universities JUST look at your Vestibular score?? or do they look at high school grades and stuff?

Brazilians are the most receptive people to foreigners and with Americans are not different, simple like that.

>U.D.R
saudades eternas

We only deal with the big threat of the moment (never solve any).
It's winter here and the mosquito get letargic.

Well if you aren't voting for trump on this scenario I consider you retard.

It's sickening how white people are heading to their own destruction, see Sweden. We built this world trough our work and blood, and now it's decaying because the current generation is made of faggots and pussies. Crazy brainwashed idiots who don't like to be white

Only the vestibular score!

Rest in peace U.D.R

They just look at your vestibular.
Some of them interview you also