ITT: Last time you had sex

ITT: Last time you had sex.

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OP here. Pic semi-related. Fucked a chick with this body type on the beach last week.

Never

>Last time you had sex.

September 2010.

fuckd ur mom last nite XD

For as long as I've been alive. 27 years.

2 days ago.

you fucked an anorexic chick on the beach?

Saturday (July 9). Fucked her so hard I got blood on my dick and she's been bleeding since.

Something like two and a half years now...?

I'm having sex right now

Same.

Its well past your bedtime isnt it
Go to sleep and never wake up
cunt

September 2015

Then the bitch broke up with me after a 5 year relationship, and started banging one of my friends a couple months later. Still haven't rebounded. Pic related

Tuesday morning

hey that really hurt my feelings :(((((((((((
hey wats ur fav linkin park song?!!?!

>t. fat roastie

Just finished, thats for asking Op

Sunday. Went out with the bf

Get a fucking tinder account

the last time i was involved in a sexual intercourse between a man and a woman was when i was a little sperm coming out of daddy's boomstick and right into mommy's baby oven

in other words, i'm a virgin

2 days ago

Last night.

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Yesterday afternoon, bout to take the wife up stairs though.

>pic related

Moar? come on let all that hate flow in the form of sharing her online

Edinburgh actually

that's super hot. want more.

I don't know, I can't remember. How old are you now?

Add 9 months to that.

Wednesday night. Could have had sex last night, my girlfriend was horny as fuck but I fell asleep.

April 2015
with my ex

Last Saturday night, drank too much and couldn't shoot. Fucked her for ages and we both just ended up sore.

I had the same thing happen at one point in my life when I was much younger.

It's amazing how many young girls will bounce from guy to guy like that. They latch on to the nearest one that showed the most interest when they get dumped.

If she did that' you actually dodged a bullet.

i guess i went to a strip club then a girl came at me, we went to the backroom and did stuff. its been like a while since though and idk if faps count.

how you guys usually go get pump & dump kinda girls in the bar? im interested in one night-tier shit

Last night!

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I know you're trying to be ironic, but you just look retarded

Sure

Same

I know you're trying to be retarded, but you just look retarded

Thursday last week. Fat chick off Craigslist... But her cunt muscles can do wonders...

And she sucks amazingly...

I guess it's true, fat chicks try harder...

Yesterday with my gf. Pretty standard. Godspeed

About a year, it's a lot of effort for something that will inevitably end up a hassle

18yo virgin here

Lower your standards. It's literally that simple.

One night tier is Tinder. As long as you aren't completely hideous you'll eventually match with an attractive or semi-attractive girl.

DO NOT TRY TO GET NUDES FROM HER

Girls don't just send nudes over the internet to people they've never met, and if they do, good for you, but the vast majority won't so you'd just be ruining your chances by asking. If they're on tinder and their profile doesn't say "looking for a relationship" or "not into hookups" then my money is on they're cool to hook up. You just have to chat it up for a few texts, maybe like 10 texts back and forth then you just gotta ask if they want to go to the beach or bowling or a bar if you aren't comfortable sober or something and just jump in and meet them. If you're too beta just know that they chose to meet with YOU and they probably will at least make out with you by the end and maybe you can have some sex. Worst case scenario you just jerk off. Practice makes perfect, you're not gonna fuck every girl but eventually you'll get closer to it and fuck them

I can relate to that.

1 year 7 months.. On quite a dry spell.

About 28 hours ago

Maybe a little over a week? Girlfriend is super fucking vanilla when it comes to sex, and she has an incredibly low sex drive.

NEVER

3 weeks. Gf got prego cause of it

Dude, fucking your gf while she is prego is amazing. You can cum in her all you want for 9 months. That's what me and my gf did.

ABORT DUDE

Seriously, no relationship out of wedlock turns out good (obviously some do but its such a small percentage). Say you don't want the kid and it will just be a huge financial burden to both of you and it wont be worth it.

Exactly what we're doing. Who the fuck wants kids anyway?

3 weeks ago. I now know the draw of cumming inside

pedos

yesterday. goodbye sex.

Xmas night, 2015. Fucked a Venezuelan prostitute.

Months....Don't really miss it, was going to today, but she's hurt her arm and isn't
up to it.
So, I'll get sister bj and plan for next time.

2011 . . . . daym

>sister bj

26th of June - had sex with an ex-girlfriend while I was drunk

Yea, she gives great head, can't convince her to swallow though

How old r both of you?

about a week ago, and i'm married :( been having sex less and less frequenty

Last time I fucked my wife was almost 3 weeks ago now. She's pregnant and really not in the mood for any action. We normally bang at least twice a week or more so this has been my longest dry spell in 10 years.

I can't stop thinking about cheating on her at the moment but I don't think I'd follow through. If it goes much longer that might change though, I need to fucking bust.

Just start jerking off in bed. Make sure she's there, though.

A week or so ago. gf went to the philippines for the summer so got shit all to do for 2 months.

Find side ho for summer. College girl that's home for summer would be best.

saturday. I could fuck a lot more but my gf is always super thirsty which is a big turnoff to me

The real truth

I'm only about 50% happy with life and that's because I have a sweet girlfriend.

Last night in backyard with gf.

the problem is i would rather just jerk off without her...feeling less and less attracted to her the more we live together

news years eve
01/01/2016

fucked a ugly brood thanks to my friend greg(grey goose).

She was a virgin so we ended up doing anal, could barley get my dick hard...

Damn lol well hopefully the abortion doesn't ruin anything

5 minutes ago

20 mins ago

Kinda thinking that. Don't feel like anyone else right now but I know in a week or two I'll just say fuck it and get out there for the summer.

Confirmed for Low Test.

I would probably go insane if I ever went that long without getting some pussy.

You've got to work on some self improvement because no one deserves to be alone for that long. I hope you turn your life around user.

That's called a period.

Jesus Christ that must be absolute torture.

That's a bummer man but don't feel too bad. She just had no feelings for you left at all, no reason to keep a failed relationship going.

You'll find someone new user.

Always a bummer when that happens. Feels great to jerk off later and release that build up though. Couldn't make her cum at least? Were you pushing rope? Lay off the whiskey bro.

They really do. Since my wife got fat she's been an absolutely filthy fuck-pig in the bedroom (when she's in the mood) Makes up for the looks in my opinion. She's working on getting healthier though which I definitely support.

Every guy thinks they deserve an 8/10+ and need to understand what their SMV really is.

If that's a mismatch with your personality and needs you need to talk to her about it. Or cheat.

Yep, that's marriage alright. Make yourself more interesting to her. My sex life was dying until I got in really good shape and now my wife is all over my cock... except for lately since she's knocked up and not craving it at all.

Great job committing date-rape you fucking sleaze.

Just a few hours ago actually. Before my girlfriend when to work we went up to her bed and gave each other hand action until we both came. When we started getting into it, she cranked me faster and wrapped her legs around me and started licking my neck. I couldnt handle that and i came really hard. I had to then keep going on her because we always try to cum at the same time, so i kept fingering her, and licking her tits to help things along. She was getting really wet and then she started curling up and holding my head and breathing heavily. She kept holding and stroking my flacid cum covered dick because the motion turns her on. and then she said
>I'm.. I'm gonna im gonna im cum, im gonna cum
>im cumming im cumming im cumming
She moaned and went
>uughhhh aahhhhhh !!! Ahhh!!! ahh... ahhh...
We layed there for awhile, breathing and basking.. then I took her to a pet store and then to work!
TL;DR: good handjobs

That's where I'm at now too. She also started using sex as a bargaining chip. The last time she tried that I just told her "fine, no sex then." That was about a week ago and we hadn't had sex for about a week before that either. I find myself on Tinder and Badoo pretty often these days. If this goes on much longer I'll probably end up cheating on her.

Like two days ago. But after two years of being single and masturbating nonstop, I didn't even cum after well over an hour.

more stories?

>do some random chores and i'll blow you
I WISH my wife would use sex as a bargaining chip.

4 years ago

Like 3 months ago

no rape committed

she was kind of chasing me for couple of months.

Sort story:
>> be me, live in X country
>> girl is a friends cousin from Y country in the US
>> ugly as fuck
>> also kind of a "crazy"
>> anyway
>> we hang out with friends drinking, chatting bla bla
>> she keeps chasing me for couple of months
>> sending singles, keep hitting me, and random shit
>> new years eve comes, i ended up getting wasted
>> my friends invite her over
>> and you know the rest

Tuesday. Pic related.

Fucked a escort 2 weeks ago but the last girl i fucked without money was last september.

Penetrative? Last November. bf keeps doing and saying shit that turns me off. That pissbaby is cucking himself just so he can hatejerk with his Internet dudebros.

2 days ago and it was fucking great

me too. i am becoming 35 this year! failed to achieve magician power levels too

>shit that turns me off
examples?

Nice view

>lost v-card age 12
>fucking girl in grade 10 in first year of college
>fecal matter = monetary value
>Fucked like 15 girls in my life
>Haven't had sex since age 18
>23 now
>mfw alcoholic

Good point

Never.
Normal women don't even turn me on anymore. Only anime, anime kigurumi, and... this.
Am I too far gone?

Old enough for kisses