>Hear a noise in the basement.
>Go downstairs to check it out.
>See this.
What three items will you need to handle the intruders?
>Hear a noise in the basement.
>Go downstairs to check it out.
>See this.
What three items will you need to handle the intruders?
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But my house doesn't have a basement
A rpg a helmet and a bulletproof vest just in case.
Wonder how the fuck I got a basement
I'd fuck the shit out of marissa. Little slut needs some sex pics already
Torn 360 degrees walk away.
Tell them to shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep
Start shooting
Machete/Tarp/Shovel
Three guns. A 45 long for the one on the left, a lapua mag for the middle because that face can'tget any worse and a .308 for the one on the right because she reminds me of an animal I'd find in the wild
Shit. Must have ripped it right off. You ok man?
A hacksaw, a shovel and a crowbar. Maaaaybe some rope, depends on the mood...
Camera,lube and a towel
Spankings and butt sex will teach them a lesson.
The camera is so I can remind them from time to time.
handcuffs, dildo, whip.
Rope, duct tape and penis.
>baby oil
>rope
>viagra
But how do you catch all three?
Wood Nails and a Hammer.
>force them into a corner
>"You move you die, who's first?"
>Leave them in the basement
>Board up the door with the wood and nails
>Board up the windows to the basement with more wood and nails
>Lock the door to my house
>Live in hotels and motels for awhile
>After 4 months come back to my home
>Let whatever is left of them out
>Clean the mess
Couch, Bowl, and Eggs. Gotta treat them nicely, they may be drunk or homeless. :)
Who the fuck uses wooden nails?
basements have windows?
not mine
dildo
vibrator
condom
J17 magazine
The newest Taylor Swift album
High School yearbook so we can talk about the boys
Burn down the house,
Because fuck it I don't have a house
They're in the crawl space!
Let me start off by saying I live in a motel.
I guess with that in mind you can imagine what perverted weird shit i would do to three teenage girls.
Go!
A condom, a condom and a condom.
Why would you ruin the experience with a condom?
user, you're breaking my cock.
Candy ass roody poo
Because I have syphilis and two types of hepatitis and I can't be arsed to keep them silent.
simple. 3 chains tied to the floor.
dna evidence
Gasoline
A lighter
A dick
If I had the diseases you had the thought of spreading them to some whores pussy would give me the biggest hardest erection
>Not keeping them
Duct tape, chocolate sauce, ruffies
Post pics. I wanna see what it looks like.
Chloroform, rope, ball gags
Imagine how much better they would be when they were trained.
Once you keep it, you start getting attached to it! Now put those things back where they came from, or so help me.....
>Implying I wouldn't impregnate all 3 of them then make their offspring fight among each other to choose the strongest
Attached by the dick, that is.
The girl in the middle is my friend's daughter... How weird.
a lot of horny teens there changrlz.jimdo.com
Is ur daughter sexy???lets see her
Glock 21 will do the trick.
I don't have a daughter, learn to read.
12 gauge
Middle
All I need is a gun 2 get those smug fuckers out of my basement. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STDs gotta catch em' all
Prove it or it never happened. Where are they from?
>pro-tip: the girl on the right has nudes
A child-sized Aluminum baseball bat, a fuckton of pink glitter, and a very intelligent hamster trained by North Koreans.
1# phone.
call the landlord and ask "When the fuck did I get a basement?"
stop
Shit do I got a basment?
This dick and two balls
A shovel, my gypsy neighbour's son and their retarded pitbull.
hope fake
Rape x 3
"You don't have to tell me who you are, but you do have to eat these" I say, handing them a bowl of eggs
Testicle #1
Testicle #2
Penis
Are they underage?
Girl on the left looks like fourteen.
The chick in the middle looks like one of my classmates.
And post the girl on the right's noodz.
GOAT answer
...
The one on the right would be my pincushion but I think the one on the left would be so much fun to break. She's a fighter for sure.
Make them extend the basement
Well played and with trips no less.
>pincushion
You make it sound more appealing than I ever thought, user.
-duct tape
-taser
-my throbbing cock
Had to happen one day i got satan trips once and no one said a word
Ohio
Some weed, a box of condoms, and a handgun.
The handgun doesn't HAVE to be loaded, but it would really make things easier.
A phone, wifi and the largest western image board.
The box doesn't have to be full either.
Haha No it does not, user...
No it does not...
a lot of horny college whores of your city on changrlz.jimdo.com
>rope
>tape
>heroin