Hear a noise in the basement

>Hear a noise in the basement.
>Go downstairs to check it out.
>See this.

What three items will you need to handle the intruders?

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But my house doesn't have a basement

A rpg a helmet and a bulletproof vest just in case.

Wonder how the fuck I got a basement

I'd fuck the shit out of marissa. Little slut needs some sex pics already

Torn 360 degrees walk away.

Tell them to shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep

Start shooting

Machete/Tarp/Shovel

Three guns. A 45 long for the one on the left, a lapua mag for the middle because that face can'tget any worse and a .308 for the one on the right because she reminds me of an animal I'd find in the wild

Shit. Must have ripped it right off. You ok man?

A hacksaw, a shovel and a crowbar. Maaaaybe some rope, depends on the mood...

Camera,lube and a towel
Spankings and butt sex will teach them a lesson.

The camera is so I can remind them from time to time.

handcuffs, dildo, whip.

Rope, duct tape and penis.

>baby oil
>rope
>viagra

But how do you catch all three?

Wood Nails and a Hammer.
>force them into a corner
>"You move you die, who's first?"
>Leave them in the basement
>Board up the door with the wood and nails
>Board up the windows to the basement with more wood and nails
>Lock the door to my house
>Live in hotels and motels for awhile
>After 4 months come back to my home
>Let whatever is left of them out
>Clean the mess

Couch, Bowl, and Eggs. Gotta treat them nicely, they may be drunk or homeless. :)

Who the fuck uses wooden nails?

basements have windows?
not mine

dildo

vibrator

condom

J17 magazine
The newest Taylor Swift album
High School yearbook so we can talk about the boys

Burn down the house,
Because fuck it I don't have a house

They're in the crawl space!

Let me start off by saying I live in a motel.

I guess with that in mind you can imagine what perverted weird shit i would do to three teenage girls.

Go!

A condom, a condom and a condom.

Why would you ruin the experience with a condom?

user, you're breaking my cock.

Candy ass roody poo

Because I have syphilis and two types of hepatitis and I can't be arsed to keep them silent.

simple. 3 chains tied to the floor.

dna evidence

Gasoline
A lighter
A dick

If I had the diseases you had the thought of spreading them to some whores pussy would give me the biggest hardest erection

>Not keeping them

Duct tape, chocolate sauce, ruffies

Post pics. I wanna see what it looks like.

Chloroform, rope, ball gags

Imagine how much better they would be when they were trained.

Once you keep it, you start getting attached to it! Now put those things back where they came from, or so help me.....

>Implying I wouldn't impregnate all 3 of them then make their offspring fight among each other to choose the strongest

Attached by the dick, that is.

The girl in the middle is my friend's daughter... How weird.

a lot of horny teens there changrlz.jimdo.com

Is ur daughter sexy???lets see her

Glock 21 will do the trick.

I don't have a daughter, learn to read.

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12 gauge

Middle

All I need is a gun 2 get those smug fuckers out of my basement. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

STDs gotta catch em' all

Prove it or it never happened. Where are they from?

>pro-tip: the girl on the right has nudes

A child-sized Aluminum baseball bat, a fuckton of pink glitter, and a very intelligent hamster trained by North Koreans.

1# phone.
call the landlord and ask "When the fuck did I get a basement?"

stop

Shit do I got a basment?

This dick and two balls

A shovel, my gypsy neighbour's son and their retarded pitbull.

hope fake

Rape x 3

"You don't have to tell me who you are, but you do have to eat these" I say, handing them a bowl of eggs

Testicle #1

Testicle #2

Penis

Are they underage?
Girl on the left looks like fourteen.
The chick in the middle looks like one of my classmates.
And post the girl on the right's noodz.

GOAT answer

...

The one on the right would be my pincushion but I think the one on the left would be so much fun to break. She's a fighter for sure.

Make them extend the basement

Well played and with trips no less.

>pincushion
You make it sound more appealing than I ever thought, user.

-duct tape
-taser
-my throbbing cock

Had to happen one day i got satan trips once and no one said a word

Ohio

Some weed, a box of condoms, and a handgun.
The handgun doesn't HAVE to be loaded, but it would really make things easier.

A phone, wifi and the largest western image board.

The box doesn't have to be full either.

Haha No it does not, user...
No it does not...

a lot of horny college whores of your city on changrlz.jimdo.com

>rope
>tape
>heroin