To anyone who don't know Assassin's Creed

A genuine question to anyone who know very little about Assassin's Creed. What do you think when you see this?

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The games are shit and the movie will be too.

The games are awesome and the movie will be too

it looks watchable enough. looks interesting in sea of capeshit.

i may watch it

The games are meh and the movie Will be too

It was OK until the darkie music started

Mite be cool for a lazy afternoon desu

I have never played a single AC game, but I have watched the trailers for some in this series and that movie trailer looks alright, not as good as the game trailers, a pretty generic sequence.

The games are utter trash, so the film is going to be even worse. It's also based on the 2nd worst city they could pick.

Christian Bale? Might be good

Never played the games, don't play games at all.

>Future plot is stupid, and takes away from a cool premise of assassins in time doing assassin things
>The whole "league of super special killers to save people" thing is tired
>Fight scenes look like they could be practical and brutal, but will instead be flashy and obnoxious
>Might have some neat parkour with careful covering of faces

It looks bad. It looks like Hitman again.

>Kanye
>darkie music

niggers hate Yeezy

I've never played assassin's Creed and know nothing about it.

The middle eastern setting is cool visually but the future stuff looks stupid. The rap music is awful. If the movie gets good reviews I might torrent it.

Everything looks gorgeous, can't tell a thing about the script or general narrative, no indication of any sort of acting talent that I know these people have, and the editing is so awful I can't admire the pretty set decorations. Kanye was an inappropriate choice as well, at least that song.

Overall, 4/10 trailer for a hopefully 7/10 movie? Assumption carried entirely on the back of those behind it, creatively speaking, nothing to do with the studio or the franchise, both which I think have a chance of knocking off some quality straight off the top.

At least, with the presentation of this sub-par trailer, I don't trust Regency/Ubisoft as far as I can throw the budget.

>The middle eastern setting is cool

Yeah but it's in Spain though

>LE kanye is bad meme
Plebs go

(You)

What ?

You can't say I'm God fits though.

I would've chosen Wolves, personally. It's grand enough at points for a blockbuster, but still has that low-end, minimalist focus that Kurzel obviously digs if you listen to the Macbeth OST, admittedly with a more electronic focus.

It's set in the Southern tip of Spain, memeboy, when Christian finally reconquered it all and expelled Jews and Muslims in 1492.

>I'm God

This is based on a video game right? Because this looks like a twelve year old with millions of dollars made it. Holy fuck, what a piece. My eyes literally rolled right the fuck out of my head when she said "Welcome to the Spanish Inquisition." Any reasonable adult would walk out after 5 minutes of them setting up that premise. And then AFTER all their fucking technobabble bullshit you have to watch an hour of CGI battles?? Fuck off

I Am A God (feat. God), shit. I was actually listening to the Clams Casino track as I was typing that post.

20th Century Fox Executive: "This new Assassin's Creed film has the word Creed in it. Warner Bros. had success with that film. But ours is set in 16th century Spain and has a cast with almost no black people. How do we attract the black audience?"

20th Century Fox Trailer Pitch Guy: "LET'S PUT KANYE IN THE TRAILER EVERY BLACK PERSON LOVES HIM, RIGHT?"

20th Century Fox Executive: "Perfect."

>this will be the overall, probably justified reaction from general audiences
>this movie comes out five days before new Star Wars
>this movie will be the end of Kurzel's career

So that's it. Ubisoft has transcended mediums in order to find new ways to piss me off. Those frog cunts crossed a line destroying my director-fu's hopes and dreams.

I don't think you're remotely aware of the race of Kanye's core audience

>like a twelve year old with millions of dollars made it.
Yea, lie all blokkbusters noways. baka desu

Oh, I am. I'm implying that 20th Century Fox doesn't know.

looks like that prince of persia movie

Why do you all do this stupid japanese shit

I don't care if it's autistic and a waste of time, I'm torrenting a 1080p rip of this thing and cutting a better trailer myself.

Just to prove to myself I can.

Because he can't communicate with people without memes, it's too nerve inducing and he doesn't think his post will be good enough without them.

I would have used power

I think you should fuck off back to Sup Forums with you're shitty capeshit flick

Remix>Original, especially in this case, though they're both great.

It looks confusing as a concept. What is the character's motivation to join in this fucked up plan?
It looks very much like a game, which is why the fans will probably nitpick and say "meh it's not as good".

This trend of putting pop or rap covers on a trailer is horrible, it makes you too focused on trying to recognize the song or trying to see if the lyrics somehow say something about the trailer.
We just want to know what's in the goddamn movie!

Based user.

The games are utter perfection, so the film is going to be even better. It's also based on the second best city they could pick.

It's not a cover

Doesn't matter. It's still annoying as fuck.

The double kill at 1:19 is one of the best parts of the trailer.

Don't get me started on how badly they fucked up Agent 47. It really says something when the most accurate live-action portrayal of the character was literally by a fan-made group (granted, operating directly under IO Interactive's orders, but still)

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Dude, fucking go for it. Trailer re-edits are fun as hell to do.

Check this one out by the guy who made Hobo With a Shotgun:
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i guess i don't really understand the time travel aspect of it

and what the fuck the point is really

the future plot is what will seal the ending, though

in the end he will find some sort of a device that will pop up a map like in Force Awakens, which is what the animus people in the future are looking for

the story is that there was some star wars level of a civilization that disappeared or something but bits of their things remain

This was a big argument a couple threads ago: is going into the Animus time travel or not?

I say it isn't, you're still remembering things that happened to you, it's just that those things happened to be in a past life.

oh and from what I remember the star wars civilization directly dies with the eden myth with adam and eve escaping it or something

Instead of a time machine that physically visits the past, it's genetic memory being used to view shadows of the past.

the first two were good but after that it's been shit

the ship one had cool gameplay that's about it

Mind traveling back into the past has been popular in sci-fi books recently to kill off the "what if I kill myself or my grandpa" questions.

It looks like shit and they already miss cast the scientist who works with the evil man. The fighting looks cringey and terrible, the writing will probably be low tier too.

It is not time travel it's a fucking simulation for fucks sake, your feed is on your entire team's screens they all see what you can, you are only because of your DNA that's it.

Who the fuck called it time travel. Fuck that makes me angry as shit.

I just hope they don't include all the Roman God shit into it though.

>marion cottilard
how does she keep getting roles?

pretty fucking stupid holy shit

Also what? are they going after white kebab removers?

It is not time travel because you can't change events that happened. The animus uses the users DNA to somehow tap into ancestor memories, in the game if you do something your ancestor did not do you fail. The purpose is to figure out where they buried these ancient all powerful items and solve a big mystery, they can only get to that point by playing out their life too.

>I just hope they don't include all the Roman God shit into it though.
You know they will.

Looks boring to me though I appreciate all the really good recreations of things from the games. I don't really like how it look though, nothing about the jumps seemed weighty and I think weirdly enough because it's really people jumping around CGI environments it doesn't mesh as well and feel as real as a CG character flying around CG environments like in the games which generally captured physics of jumping and running fairly well.

i find it really dumb that they are making the hidden blade thing into a big staple of the combat in the film when really it was just a thing to effectively kill people quickly by catching them off guard. for assassination etc. it looks like the dumbest weapon to actually try and fight people with.

> I just hope they don't include all the Roman God shit into it though.

Thats the best part you pleb

>when really it was just a thing to effectively kill people quickly by catching them off guard. for assassination et
Speak for yourself I finished almost all games with those things.

Because she's brilliant. I just don't know why she keeps agreeing to be in stuff far below her merit.

I dunno in the games it's often got the best kill animations.

The first game he fuckin' jams that shit into people's eye sockets and jerks it around it's sweet.

sure is hard pressing x to counter

and I'M the casual? lol

Hidden blade assassinations provide the most points and most satisfaction.

Pulling a double hidden blade air assassination on some guards before running up on the main guy and getting him right in the heart was great.

The worst was in the later games where after the kill they just have the guy walking around acting like he didn't get killed and still talking shit.

Muslim Spain is not midde eastern. It's more euro than your pityful Scandinavia.

>the most points

When the fuck did they add points to AC?

Kanye makes some smooth tunes

>Muslim Spain is not midde eastern

Your right it's North African.

>PG-13

literally this pose: the movie

This is going to be straight-to-video caliber garbage.

Assassin's Creed Unity where they also added 4 different in game currencies.

She sucks a lot. She should learn English and how to act as well
>death scene in tdkr
That's what you get when a shitty actress doesn't get t reshoot her scenes a million times until you get an average performance
>inb4 oscars
Wanna talk about halle berry's, cuba gooding's acting capabilities and how good crash is? alright then

>not listening to the Lil B version

it's a great beat but Lil B made it into the most influential hip hop song of the decade

Looks like action schlock that will try to have a lofty dialogue or point to it and take itself very seriously despite what it is, and thats the worst kind of action schlock. Reminds me of Hitman, and thats not good.

Did you even La Vie en Rose? You even seen Deux jours, une nuit, Rust and Bone, The Immigrant?

She's top tier 10/10 acting tier. Cry more about her fucking up your capeshit though.

Good point family

>tfw can't use the word wigger anymore because it's become the norm

>modern music in historically set film

Have you seen taxi, have you seen inception, have you seen her in movies with bad directors and shitty writers who couldn't make her look good and act better?

The movie looks like its gonna be a great action thriller. Potential franchise material here. Id love to see a definitive trilogy spanning 3 historical periods.

It worked in The Great Gatsby though.

You must love jlaw as an actress, she is about as good and acclaimed as cotillard

Nah that can be fine, but the particular track they went with just doesnt work at all. I thought it was a parody because the music itself was just fucking awful, not because it was modern, it just sounded like a joke.

Had you really never heard that song before?

Worked for lotr trailers. Just don't pick a shitty song from kanye or any rapper for that matter

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You want parody? I'll fucking give you a parody.

What has this to do with anything? That song just doesn't fit.

Gatsby's soundtrack contemporized a lot of tracks and others fit well with the period.

This is like setting Kingdom Of Heaven to Mobb Deep.

lol. Yeah so you haven't seen any of those films. You've seen all those Hunger games movies though right?

Edgy shit for 13 year olds

Can someone who plays the games tell me what the point of the twist is? I mean I'm sure when you first find out it's a big twist like OH SHIT IT'S JUST MEMORIES. But there is what 6 or 7 games now? Did they keep that shit going?

>rap song in django unchained
This is just the trailer, so it could be worse

What twist? The animus is shown at the very beginning. The twist at the end of the 1st Assassin's creed is that Abstergo is run by the Templars, not the Assassins and you have to break out and leave.

Yeah that's when I lost interest too. That and the girl with the paint awkwardly killing two guard then a close up of her slow smirk

the story is absolute fucking dogshit dude. it is the most incomprehensible pile of shit i have ever seen in a game. it amazes me that they still sell to much. did you know the series has ancient aliens in it who built these magical contraptions that the templars and assassins are fighting over?

whoever wrote this shit was doing it during a coked up binge.

>ignoring the other points and posts which blow you the fuck out
Lmao

It was never really a twist.

Actually in the early development stages it was a twist and the fact that you're in an animus simulator was only going to be revealed at the very end, but then the concept got leaked and so they changed up the game to just make it a part of the whole thing.

The real twist from the first game was that you never actually get the crossbow.

There is no twist. You know from the get go that he goes back to his memories. Tbqh, I don't know how you got that from this trailer anyway.

This is why I don't want a Metal Gear movie, as much as I would love it to happen and be good it just won't. They will butcher it so bad, I have a moral obligation to down talk anyone seeing this shit. Video movies must fail now.

It is more understandable than Metal Gear.