Why haven't you joined the Mystic master race, Sup Forums?

Why haven't you joined the Mystic master race, Sup Forums?

I already have

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Because I don't drink buckets of cum for a hobby.

reporting in

I dunno, that sounds like a bit more of a Valor thing.

Because I'm letting other people play the game while I do my own business.

I dunno, that sounds like a bit more of a mystic thing.

>2016
>Repeating an insult someone used on you almost verbatim(that means using pretty much every single word they used since you seem to be the reason eugenics was invented) in an attempt to burn them

Because Valor is better

lol

>2016
>Still sounds like a Mystic kinda thing.

because Mystic is the most edgy of them all
of course some anonymoose faggots would want to be >mystical
faggots the lot of you

Because I'm Canadian.

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Valor BTFO

Well I was going to because Articuno is best bird but their team description was so fucking cringe worthy. But Moltres is literally a flaming goose. instinct is best team and people only choose valor because they're scared of standing on their own two feet

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Fuck Mystic
Fuck Valor
>Instinct is best team

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Careful niggers

Because Mystic is shit.

Valor is an unstoppable force. I have actually fucked 4 team mystic members to death on the street and will continue to do so.

Are you sure it was Mystic and not Instinct?

suck a dick

I bet this valor faggot is underage, too. Or maybe just retarded.

user, consider the following...

Because I'm not an OP

because im not a autistic man child who plays those shitty games made for fags

You sure?

Look at all these man children fighting over a group that wont even help them figure out they are stuck in a dead end job catching virtual animals

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That picture makes no sense. The whole point of the mask is to pack herbs and fragrent incense in the beak so they wont smell the rotting and infection. How could he smell it?