This literal guy walks up and smacks you're gfs ass, what do?

this literal guy walks up and smacks you're gfs ass, what do?

Wake up.

Punch him in this throat

>you're
>you are

Retard detected.

Your*

call prophetmuscle to set up the fight

"S-s-s-sorry, mister."

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Explain to him that he can't just go around sexually assaulting women.

this guy looks so fucking ugly. i would grab his balls and then crush them.

perform a knockout on his ass

That's like asking me if a horse hits my gf with a hoof, am I going to fight the horse?

Are you stupid? You don't have to match strength to live your life. Get a gun, or get enough money to move out of the forest.

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why do you keep making these?

apologize

ha joke on you, he has no balls
>roids will do that

Open season on the white people who made that gun its holding?

Would hatefuck

Smack his ass

run

Have him arrested for assault. Who goes around hitting people with dumbells?!

Ask him where he found a gf

Say that he is either pretty insecure or autistic if he spends so much time in body building

SEAN MCFUCKLE

Pull down his pants.
Laugh my ass of due to his lack of balls.
Profit.

That's an airsoft pistol and was probably made by chinks

>roids

this thing is like 90% cancer.
humans don't look like this.

I doubt that is an airsoft gun.

Fuck off with this post

Do what it takes, right babe?

ya baby

I shot his knee and let him pray for his life
>colt 1911 series 70 9 mm

"Hey! Why do you touch my hand? >:("

He won't be an adventurer like you anymore

JUST IN THE ASS? COME ON

Pick up the remains of my gf butt and run

I would rekt him Im 7'8 and 87 lbs

I don't live anywhere near Rich Piana though.

ask for his workout routine coz he's jacked as fuck, take the girlfriend home. double team with this viking son of a bitch, stop being a faggot and dating women, get jacked like this dude and form a crew of guys that go around smacking guys girlfriends asses.

Be happy cuz i finally have a girlfriend

tell him the reason his dick is lower than his balls is because all of the steroids

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>literal guy
>mutant
pick one
protip: he left humanity years ago, cmon

Bang

18+

i stab him in his jugular

>tell him to look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.
>put on my robe and wizard hat
>360 moonwalk away

also any decent heterosexual would try to slap that ass when people weren't looking

Fuck his ass jokes on him :p

remind him that it looks like he has downs so he kills himself

>9mm
.45 ACP was the 1911's final selling point
It's like purchasing a single stack Glock

Punch him in the fucking head. Muscle doesn't mean they know how to fight.

"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway" ~John Wayne

Let him impregnate her with his white cock and then raise his child

call police, say it was a hate crime, rally witnesses
get a spot on daytime news and publicly shame him
fuck the hooker ive been paying to see behind my wifes back for the last three years
get caught and confronted by my wife
outed to the public media
get shamed
kill myself using my own belt
get found hanging in my wardrobe from my belt
have my computer checked by the police and 120GB of criminal pornography discovered

Can't wake up

under rated post

Nothing. I don't have a gf

fucking kek

Wake me up inside

"Oink Oink" and watch him feel insecure about his nose.

Be super nice, invite him over to fuck her

Kill him in the basement several days later. Then ejaculate.

Fucking thug life mang

I'd beat the shit out of him and ass fuck him to prove my dominance.

I can't wake up

this is why you shouldn't have a gf and a wife and a hooker that you fuck on the side

Bleed the synthol out of his pouches

You must be in politics.

First of all I am only 285 pounds, so before you start calling me fat know that I could kick any of your asses. If this piece of shit ever touched ANY woman in a discriminating way, whether it be my girlfriend, mother, or whomever, I wouldn't stand for it. When I was young my dad taught me how to kickbox and when I was a teenager I took Judo classes for an entire year. Needless to say, I know how to get shit done. If that's not enough, me and my friends sword fight all the time so if I just so happen to have a blade on me, or even a fucking stick, this guy is dead. I've been in over a dozen fights in school and even got suspended for 10 days just for beating up a kid who stole the pencil off my desk. I don't give a fuck. I am a warrior and this piece of shit, no matter how big he is, wouldn't last long against a real man like me. He is more than welcome to slap any girl's ass around me, but he'd just be signing his own death sentence. Pic related.

Oh man, we were waiting for someone who could get shit done.

Faggot.

Kill yourself

I'd be very serious, and say "Don't you ever do that again, and you're huge, If I get into a fight with you, you'll probably kill me, but I swear on everything that's most sacred to me, I'll rip out your eye, I'll mark your face in a way you'll always remember me when you look in the mirror"

Pin him with a needle and watch him wither

Doesn't this chimpette know more white people pack because of stupid niggers like her? She is in for a short run if she actually tries that shit.

Break his arm in three places and have him begging to breathe by the time the police arrived. I don't fuck around.

I'd do nothing. I'd just let my girlfriend bitch him out while being amused. I mean, he looks disgusting and if he's slapping random asses, he has a shit personality. He's not really anything to feel sexually threatened by.

Piss myself laughing at the absolute fucking state of the cunt.

Call Damon T. Dana, a.k.a Prophet muscle, to beat the shit out of that fat and slow synthol fuck.

Get the launch codes for his missle silo of a nose

Ha joke's on you, I don't have a girlfriend

he's bigger so he's slower, all i have to do is run around him a few times until he tires out then hit his weak spot for massive damage

Let him know thats my mother not gf and ask him to be my new dad

>Tip fedora
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

I hate to be "that guy" but I feel compelled to point out that you used "you're" instead of "your". It may seem inconsequential, however it can be a real turn off to girls, especially when online dating and sending messages. Hope this helps!

>too much japanese cartoons

"wow like seriously impressive arms and i like the ink too. but i'll have to ask you to step away and never touch my girlfriend again or i can't guarantee your safety because i'm an armed lunatic who has been in a bad place for a long time now."

Considering his "muscles" are probably mostly synthol, I'd beat the fuck out of him.

Give him a paper cut

it doesn't really matter. modern self defense 9mm ammo pretty much makes up for being a smaller caliber plus it's more controllable in a 1911 vs .45acp.

Take out my emergency self defense 3-Methylfentanyl pen and stab him with it.

poke him with a needle. he's gonna pop like a baloon

Lol pop his synthetic muscles. Oil would drip everywhere.

Shoot him.

Fucking feels great to be American

check'd