I used to be the supreme brony

I used to be the supreme brony
> owned hundreds of pounds worth of merch
> covered my room with posters
> never shut up about mlp
> even talked about it to girls at school
> have cringe flashbacks everyday
> people at college call me pony boy
Anyone else share this pain

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faggot

>everyone still calls you pony boy
would probably be easier to become a legit horse fucker at this point instead of trying to unbecome "pony boy"

stay golden pony boy

>pony boy

what cured you pony boy?

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OP here
> be 15
> buy T-shirt from redbubble
> Tshirt ses "run CMC" and has pictures of ponies on it
> pussy out before I get to school
> just wear zip up hoodie and no shirt
> forget and unzip hoodie as I'm walking into class
> teacher rages and tells me to put on my shirt
> I say no but he reaches into my bag and pulls out pony tshirt
> the class eruptsand I run out crying
> FML

pony boy, tell us about any attempts to get a girlfriend

>>Stay golden pony boy

what did you do with all the stuff?
also stay golden pony boy

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>pony boy

OP here
Being ponyboy has ruined my sex life. And because my family actually owns horses, people actually do or at least thought I was a legit horsefucker. But there arent't many girls who want to date the supreme brony. I also dont know how I forgot this But I ran an mlp blog. I'll see if I Can find it
> pic related, its the shirt

>ponyboy has ruined my sex life
>people actually do or at least thought I was a legit horsefucker
>there arent't many girls who want to date the supreme brony
golden

The blog in question
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Has this been a thing long enough that people have already had time to grow out of it? Still seemed new in my mind, damn time flies.

Not OP but bumping with my own face wincing, dick twisting cringe.

>>be me 14yr old fatshit
>>sitting in class one day seeking attention as per usual.
>>in walks perfection in the form of an olive skinned qt 3.14
>>teacher introduces her to the class and points her to a seat one over from mine
>>me sees this
>>autism I choose you!
>>as she goes to sit down I pull her chair out from under her
>>class falls silent
>>panic turns me into a 90's stereotype
>>look her dead in the eye and say: "sit much,bitch?"
>>no one laughs
>>she cries
>>mfw the fall broke her tailbone
>>sit much bitch?

My freind was a brony from since 2011 It's been around for like ages

the fuck were you thinking ponyboy?

I know the cartoon is old. I'm talking about the brony sensation. I was thinking it had only been a year or two tops.

Did you jerk it to the ponies? I bet you did.

I could only jerk off to ponies for like 3 years. Nothing else worked for me. But yeah I clopped a bit

>Spongebob movie
>Can't wait

The spongebob movie was fucking tight

do you remember the first time you saw the show, what did you think of it?

I thought it was really gay, but then I rewatched with my uncle and then really took to it
> pic unrelated

almost as bad as the kid with the mints....

wtf why did you rewatch it with your uncle?

No, now go get your fuckin shinebox, pony boy.

Mark the mint man lol

Doublemint dave m8

The freshmaker.

> have cringe flashbacks everyda
>used to be the supreme brony
>used to
You are back on the good side, user. Don't think down on yourself. You have to realise that there is no magical man in the sky that monitors every move you make in your life and keeps track of all the cringy moments and failures you make. People forget. Pony boy will be forgotten as well.

Bahahaha

Heh steel trap Calvin

Dear op
I had a friend who used to like mlp. Had

Bumping with story, not mine but a wierd ass kid who had rich parents and an amazon prime account. (This will all tie in)
>be in highschool
>kid who loves mlp and would not shut the fuck up about it
>always carried one of the blue pony plushies with him
>had him in 1st and last period
>for some reason he would always go to the washroom in the middle of last period, he would always take his bag with him (teacher didn't care if he skipped one less load off him)
>one day I accidentally trip him as he goes to the washroom
>he apparently he left his bag open
>Loathe and behold out rolls a blue pony pussy flesh light
>everyone looks in shock
>one person replys "The ass feels a lot better ya know"
>now everyone turns and looks at him in shock
More?

moar

OP here
MOAR

>loathe and behold

>loathe and behold

>everyone starts going in on these faggots
>"Are you the type of person to herd out kids when there's a new mlp movie in theatres?"
>"That explains why you're so relaxed even though you're failing all your classes"
>flesh light gets confiscated and parents of brony boy get contacted
>through gossip amongst the teachers it gets out
>"I can't believe such respectable parents can have a disappointment like that"
>"Can you believe he went through his parents amazon account for that milking toy"
>Now everyone knows and rightfully started bullying him
>he eventually hung himself in his backyard
>everyone was so heart broken......NOT
>jokes kept going until it died down
The end

>he eventually hung himself in his backyard

One down...

My pain
>16 y/o literally obese
>Started because qt3.14 grill in class liked it
>Got a bit obsessed
>Mfw changed fb pic to pon
>BronyFaggot.jpeg-large
>Brony friend informed me of clop
>Not my proudest fap
>Stopped Brony shit
>Never associated with mlp ever again

Don't you die on me!!

Alright, so can you former bronies explain this shit to me? What is so appealing about a cartoon for little girls? Why is this such a sensation among betas? What makes a late teen or adult think it's in any way acceptable to carry around a stuffed pony toy in public?

I almost had your problem, OP.
That is, until I beat the ass of the very first guy who fucked with me about being a Brony.
It was so fucking easy!
>1: Tackled the fucker to the ground.
>2: punched as hard as I could on his face until he stopped struggling, screaming and moving.
>3: Got up, glared at all of his friends and everyone else.
>Shouted angrily, "Anyone else wanna give me shit?"
>4: Walked away LIEK A BAWSS!

Nobody's fucked with me about being a Brony since then.

>Grow some balls.

>Tumblr

>Fuck you!

I've always liked cartoons, and as a 20 y/o I still watch them. To me mlp wasn't special in any way, it was just another cartoon I watched

OP here
You actually have to have been a brony to understand this, but it's like a cult. It takes over your whole life and makes you say and do stuff you otherwise would never do. Anyone who's ever been a brony knows this

Now I feel better about going over to a girl's house multiple times under the pretense of, "fixing her computer," when she actually wanted to shag... and fixing her computer.

>now married, two jobs, degree, income property, five-digit savings account; functioning furry

Thanks for making me feel better about myself, OP.

Stay golden, ponyboy.

If you just watch it, that probably doesn't make you a brony in the sense that I'm thinking of.

I do understand the psychology of that. But how does it start? How does one even begin to become so interested?

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No, I'm not a faggot.

>two jobs

Rofl, what fucking loser makes such a small amount of money and has enough time to work two jobs.

Don't brag about having two jobs like this is some kind of award.

Plus, furry, faggot.