Greentext stories about green cash. Most interesting or ridiculous ways you or someone got easy money. I'll start:
>got 500$ worth of chinese shit like watches, toys, cheap electronics etc.
>made fb page and promote it for few bucks
>people actually like these things
>first month 2000$ profit
>did it again and again
>bought an Audi and opened store after second year
>crashed the Audi and the store got closed
>fuсking depressed
>can't start over again
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>buy shit at auction for fun
>graphics supply shop goes out of business
>buy crates of vintage drafting rulers
>holy shit these sell for 15 each on Amazon
>slowly sell for years make about >15k
>am ruler King!!!
Where were you selling? Why did store close?
bless up
>Check my inbox
>Government apparently owes me 1200 bucks
>Sure enough, I get paid 1200 bucks
I still don't know why.
Phone accessories and service. Bad location
>Invested my 25% of my income for the past 25 years
>retired at 45
>millionaire
Well you can do it again good luck I know it's had to pick back up and start again
>Be Me
>Be freshman in highschool.
>A friend says his other friend found $280 on his way to school
>my friend that is friends with the kid that has the money is going to steal it from him during gym because they both share lockers
>tell my my group of good friends since 7th grade (only 5 people including myself) about this and we decide to offer him protecting services if they kid found out that he stole his money
>He says yeah and gives us 20$ each
>I wasn't content with 20$ and come up with a plan to get all the cash
>tell him after he steals the money give it all to me so if he gets searched he won't get caught
>stupidly enough he says yes he says after school to give him the cash back
>after last period ends me and my friends go the long way home and that weekend we go and spend it on the mall
Highschool was fun for me a lot of stupid shit like this happened to me and my friends we're still friends today and we talk about these stories and how fucking stupidly dumb we're
>invest $100 in apple in 1978
>sold my shares 8 years later
>earned $30 million cash
yup. i own 2 ferraries and 1 buggati and a nice fucking house. :)
reminds me, that I was such a jew in highschool, because I never had the new stuff
>Buy all kinds of shit from ebay
>sell on local facebook group from twice up to six times the price.
>make about 400 bucks a month cause I dont have it as a full time job.
proof. timestamp with a car or smth
Went to an atm to withdrawal $100. It made a grinding noise and spit out $120.
holy shit /thread
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>work at normal job
>make bad paycheck
>waste money and owe the government
>owe money on phone bill
>owe money on credit card
>never seem to get ahead
>want to go to college asap rocky.
best story ever. Actually the most lucky person here
>get hit by car when i was younger
>trust fund when i turned 18
>20k
P easy life
asap rocky is the best fucking rapper out there
>be me
>neighbors know nothing about computers
>they can't get minecraft to work
>get asked for help
>update graphics card drivers
>fixes it
>get paid 10 €
What concretly kind of stuff? Tell me examples
Buy pound of weed for $3,200
Sell it for between $4,500-5,000
Can sell about 2-3 lbs a week
>give cashier 5 dollar bill to pay for drink and chips
>cashier hands me 10 dollar bill for change
>walk out and ride bike back home
Back in 2003 by first car was a 2003 Sunfire. There was a $2000 grad rebate program at the time - show them a Uni degree and they give you the discount. But they mistakenly deducted the rebate before tax AND then again after tax. So, in the end I drove away with and extra $4300 in my pocket.
At 45 you've got a long time to go. A few million probably won't get you through, are you living off of the dividends?
ok. sorry for the wait. it takes 5 minutes to walk to the garage because the house is so fucking large.
Seems legit
>steal from rich friends
im billionaire now :)
oh shit my man u nigga rich
Its 15. max all over the Earth
proof.timestamp with lack of humor and sad weeks of life or smth
>go to withdraw $40 from the ATM
>have only ever seen ATMs spit out $20s
>expect two $20 to come out
>one $50 comes out
>dafuk
>check online bank statement, says I withdrew $40
>go back to atm and repeat process
>ending up taking out $2000 and made $200
>mfw i'm making money just taking out my own money
Fucking legit!
When i was younger i would pose as a girl and get guys to send me nudes, then i would threaten to post them to their fb unless they payed me
I got $505 from missingmoney.com 2 weeks ago.
Fucking Utah has been holding a couple paychecks from 2009.
Feels good, car parts.
Thats deep af
rofl
Alright, i'll tell some stories from school.
> Be around 10, parents teach me BlackJack, tell me bank always win
> Euro replace the previous money, everyone get his little back of 5e with different coins
> Set up BJ during the break, always the bank and make up rules when I see fit too.
> Clean out everyone
A little older, around 12
> Find a shop that sell crap for nothing
> See fake zippo lighters for 50 cents each
> Buy 50, paint them black and customize with names, sell 5e each
Litlle bit older again
> Around 16, everybody wants to be badass, live in Europe, nobody knows you can just walk into armory and buy brace knuckles, shit tier tazer, expandable batons
> Take orders and sell it back with 400% markup, saying I have "connections"
I buried seven barrels of cash out in the desert, but nazis came and stole it.
It's always the nazis tho, isn't it?
are you fucked? theres a fucking logo on the bottom right, and thats not even a real post it note AND you fucking wrote that through the computer instead of by hand, try harder next time summerfagcuckfuck
> go to work
> sit doing fuck all every day (office lulz, learned to play the system early, work is so easy can do daily target in 30 mins
> pay me £1500 a month
cant complain
man ur good at seeing tha chance and taking it
>nice
How did you learn to spot all that shit dude? Props!
i just hope its bait.
what kinda shitty office do you work in, I make that in a week and that's not even considered good
what do you work as
oh, sorry for the misunderstanding. it's my expensive camera. everytime i take a photo it automatically places a logo there because it's so expensive.
After I get paid I pay my bills for rent, power, food... Necessity type stuff. Then I move the rest into a mutual fund account rather the be a wasteful motherfucker by blowing it on booze, fast food, and video games. My cash just keeps growing and growing...
3200? Holy fuck man where do you live. Thats expensive as fuck.
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"i was a fucking autist on purpose haha u guys got trolled haha im such a memester" get a lyf
>classic summerfag joke
you dumfuk.
i've seen some pixels in my life and dem's iz all legit fukin' pixels.
depends on if you live in a city or not though
what do we learn guys? we learn that if the last two digits of the # match then its truth. this guy has 2 ferraris 1 bugatti and a lovely house
You know...
>£
GTFO with that brit limey "pound money" crap, we don't want it here.
>go to little ceasers
>order 2 italian cheese breads and a 2 liter coke
>cashier says it will be 10 min
>ok, sit down
>never asked to pay
>cashier walks in back, cook comes out hands me food in 10 min
>ok, but I have a soda too
>take it out the fridge
>says have a nice day
>you too
>bye
Bought stocks in Norwegian Air Shuttle during a strike. Went straight back up after. East money.
>guys?
>the fuck?
I like that west money
you're giving up on comfort. sometimes its good to spend and enjoy what you buy even if it lasts 10mins or 10 hours a time you wasted while having fun isnt a time you wasted.
i found 80 bucks someone left in an atm one time, what a fucking retard, i bought booze with it all
okay now its just not funny anymore
i wasnt joking
>be me
>been working at local movie theater for almost 4 years at the time
>my job is to tear tickets, tell people which theater to go to, and clean up after the movie is over
>am used to seeing money on the ground, have found $20 bills before
>cleaning messy theater with other employee
>see the shape and color of a crumpled bill between a seat and the wall
>go over to get it, see a 1 and a 0.
>this nice, extra ten dollars for the night
>see something shiny on it
>holographic $10 bill?
>waitaminute.jpg
>$10s don't come in holographic edition
>pick it up, realize I had just found a $100 bill
>can't help but yell, have to take seat from the shock
>mfw no one EVER came back to claim it
Enjoy living a poor life while having money.
No, I'm securing comfort by not being dependent on credit card debt and never stressing about being homeless if I lose my job.
Woah! Hey good job taking advantage of someone's mistake!
>nigger
ye but this is a getting rich thread not a how i got lucky saving $10 thtread
Yet your life keeps getting shorter and shorter, and instead of enjoying it, you're saving it for "later". When is later, exactly?
jealous
>Invested my 25% of my income for the past 25 years
>retired at 45
>millionaire
>woke up
>still flipping burgers
Retirement at 50.
when is the story about someone getting rich coming?
Where you in Olathe,KS? A friend of mine left 80$ in a atm one time.
seedon't just collect, if its not for a purpose then its waste, if you want to spend it in your elderly ages when you will feel your bones touching each other every time you reach to scratch your butt just do so, but if you listen to me have fun and spend life while you can, you might die tomorrow in an accident
truu
What a miserable, pointless existence. To spend over half of your life saving up for the last 20-30% of it. Which is hilariously the worst part of any life.
Got into a lot of trouble for this though. Especially for the lighters (go figure) because school did not like very much everyone having one, made a special ruling for me
by getting rich i mean working for big amount of money successfully without putting much effort in it is exactly that
I've been paid a steady income to take pictures of my daily outfits.
>drive truck to parking lot
>get out
>walk inside
>do some stuff
>walk out every day with $255
cash monay monay! cash monay monay!
I found 850 dollars in some asian girls purse a few months ago. Blew it all at the strip club. FML!!
>printed up shitload of fake $5 bills to impress 3rd graders walking home from work
>would get girls to lift up their shirts for printed money
>got them to get into my van and suck muh dick for more fake bills
>told parents about situation
>they called the FBI and I got arrested and charged with CP, enticing minors to commit lewd acts, rape of a child, sodomy of a minor, indecency, and COUNTERFEITING.
>typing this from prison as we speak
>why the fuck did I tell my parents??!?
no, omaha
Ex-stripper here. Easiest way to aquire dollars is to work as a stripper for about 20 years and to save it all and don't count it when you file a tax return
>3 years now
>buy cheap chinese replica watches
>hublot/rolex/tag/patek/etc
>best week i sold 117 watches
>make $100 per watch
it's easy and there is a huge demand from idiots for fake bling.
>be in middle school
>friend and I buy raffle tickets at office depot
>sell tickets door to door for fake school raffle
>get threatened by homeowners if they find out its fake
>use profits for pizza hut
>no idea how to greentext
is it really that hard? do you even try?
Trips wasted on such a sad story user.
My heart aches knowing that this story might be real.
Who here wouldn't do that
>be me
> be from uk
> go to apple store 5 months ago
> see macbook pro 15 inch mid 2015 retina
> see "creative floater 4 sticker on side"
> OhShit.gif no security shit
> with little brother and i have a big puffer jacket
> put it behind my jacket and say to brother lets go
> go to toilet and put it in bag.jpg
> nextday.png
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>go and buy a charger for £30
> gethome and format all disks on mac
> use the very same mac to type this
kek ur to be remembered, checked also
if you're a hot girl you can make money selling your poop
how long did it take to get your first $100
same
>friend would wear cheap fake rolex
>I'd befriend some guy in a bar and we'd stumble upon the wallet of my friend pretending to be a rich insulting drunk behind the dumpster
>i'd grab the watch and the guy would trade the wallet plus some of his own extra cash for the watch
>shit was cash yo, until my friend had and actual heart-attack whilst we were doing this scam :(...
>I make 30 grand a year making youtube videos about skyrim
>be me
>pose as girl online, make fake social media pages
>horny guys message me, wanting to see tits of course
>i says to them
>$20 10 pics, send an amazon gift card to my email
> ???????????
> profit
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