ITT bad guys who did literally nothing wrong

ITT bad guys who did literally nothing wrong.

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I get it, cause it's Friday the 13th today and you thought of using the movie with a meme.

Technically, though, he was the prototype for George Zimmerman types who "stand their ground."

Jason is obviously a Republican.

>jason marathon on spike tv which i don't have anymore
>syfy is marathoning nightmare on elm street for some fucking reason

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Jason is obviously a Republican.

You say that like its a bad thing.
Anyone with half a brain realizes being a republican is the only logical choice.

>watching censored versions on tv

What's the fucking point?

>the only logical choice
>murders anyone who does drugs
>murders anyone who has premarital sex

You're right, I can't think of any other solution.

This.

If anything, I'd appreciate it if they edited out the violence and kept the tits.

That's your inference.

Stop being so insecure. Act more Republican.

>If something's not perfect, I won't do it at all.

That's indicative of a serious, debilitating mental disorder.

2, 3, and 4 he did nothing wrong because they were revenge killings for his mother.

The rest he was zombie Jason and it's not like zombies know right from wrong.

He seemed to be obsessed with 'degeneracy', don't you think that's kind of odd. The similarities between the two personalities types
I mean to relate that much to a horror movie serial killer, there's something inherently fucked up about that

>I will be confident in my ignorance and oppression of things I don't understand.

Got it.

>1980s horror movie
>killer is a stand-in for Ronald Reagan

Nothing fucked up about that at all, user, what's the problem here?

I should have said be less paranoid, not ignorant. My bad.

Also, his mother personifies "God," so that makes it okay.

>implying it is possible to separate conservatism from ignorance

Should you be posting here, user? Let me check your genitals.

Okay, gaywad.

>I'm in the 5th grade

Confirmed for too young to know who Jason Voorhees is.

Enjoy your Paranormal Activity sequels, millennial.

>millennial

>Let me check your genitals.

Confirmed child molester.

He literary build a successful civilization out of the fucking nothing in a post-apocalyptic world.

Having a harem is not asking too much considering what he did.

>he thinks "i keep everything and give scraps to the plebs" is civilization

>just kill everyone

Maybe take a shower and actually talk to the girls, some of them might even give you a handy if you're not a total spaz.

What was Jason's best kill?

I can't think of a better one than the "picking up the sleeping bag and beating a tree with it" from part VI, and before anyone offers, Jason X doesn't fucking count.

I wonder what Jason's penis looks like.

He's obviously not a rapist.

This is the most Sup Forums post I have seen today.

Probably mangled and burnt like the rest of him; pre-zombie I think we can all assume it was a Hitler-penis, tiny and with the urethra in the wrong place.

That's what most everyone says, but here's mine.

At 0:39, the handstand, from Part 3.

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>Jason X doesn't fucking count.

Fuck you it doesn't, the freeze face smash is GOAT AND YOU CAN'T DO DICK ABOUT IT

JasoN punching that boxer's head off was cool too

Now we know why he's so fucking angry.

Explains the Republican syndrome, too.

It never occurred to me that Jason became a zombie. Blond moment on my part.

I mean at :37, it's important to get the full effect.

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my brother

>he thinks "I will waste all the resources because muh feels until they run out and everyone's dies" makes you a good person

Being a leader was never meant to be easy

extremes never last, either way you lean

This was his best kill.

That's what breaks the series into trilogies.

Part 1 = Mrs. Voorhees
2+3+4 - Retard Jason
Part 5 - Not Jason
6+7+8 = Zombie Jason

>looking out for myself and no one else
Have fun dying alone, I guess.

seems accurate

HEADS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Unless you're a suicide bomber, that is.

Joe was never extremist, if anything, he was kinda altruistic for giving them water to drink. Unlike the middle ages feudal lords who exploited the peasants, I don't think Joe was profiting for having all those people down there. These people traveled across the wasteland to the Citadel in hope of a better life. I don't think they were contrubiting for shit. They were just beging, not raising crops.

We're not just talking about nerd information of fictional characters, we're elevating this into making philosophical points.

There's only on way to stop him.
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I don't get what happened....

Oh, I wish this was funny and not stupid.

Which Nightmare on Elm Street is best? I've never seen any of them (or Friday the 13th). Should I start from the beginning?

He cracked his crotch right open! With a machete, down the middle.

elm street a shit. f13 you can actually watch up to like 5 or 6 and its alright

Why doesn't it count?
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It doesn't really matter. We're not exactly talking Satan's Tango, here.

That's an interesting point you brought up. I wrote a thesis on it. Hold on while I post it on pastebin and give you the link.

Ah, I thought he cutted the dude in half.

I'm ok with this

That's what "down the middle" would produce - two halves ... ...

>cutted

>he had cut

Thanks, I was kinda in conflict with this.

Any news on a new movie?

At least I have pic related to fill the void

It's in "development" -- the vague purgatory of Hollywood. The most public focus on the brand is on the upcoming video game.

>watches slasher films on cable television. where all blood and curse words and nudity is censored, not only that he has to sit there and watch commercials every 10 minutes, he could pirate the film, but he's so mentally challenged that he is actually defending watching films on cable.

You are the worst kind of cuck.

Your black dick must be long.

>gets blown the fuck out
>he I'll just tell him he has a bbc that'll show him

kek

>he i'll

don't get too excited

Heh*

Have fun watching cable television you retard, honestly judging from your responses even you see how retarded you are.

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I enjoy the attention.