This thread is for Jews, get in here

this thread is for Jews, get in here

no muslims or christians allowed

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I'm not an official member of a religion but i guess if i had to choose one it would be jew because i'm really greedy

Imagine me pounding that tight asshole and dropping my brown seed on that Star of David

Non-circumcised eel-looking dick.

>Triggered

Hello fellow Jews!

Atheist allowed?

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FICK DICH FOTZE

We will gas you again jew filth.

LULZ, Jews wear a satan star.

I'm reform. We don't keep kosher.

I am terrified of your people including you abraham

If you are circumcized you call me master.

Who am I ?

Reporting.

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get out

Actually a Christian

greedy jews

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is this jewish enough for you?

Ethnic or religion??

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nice dubs

Heil Hitler!

1488

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>implying there's a difference

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Both Asmodeus and ha'Satan are beholden to god. It's Judaism, not Catholicism. There is no Lucifer. No great eternal struggle. God's both the good and the evil. Hence god fearing.

JEWS GET OUT
JEWS GET OUT
JEWS GET OUT
JEWS GET OUT
JEWS GET OUT
JEWS GET OUT
JEWS GET OUT

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Posts Sephardic.

Your people is often considered "whiny" what do you think of this? Any experiences with your relatives or people in your jew-church or zyklon-b showers or wherever the fuck you guys usually hang out?

LOL @ tattoo
וַיִּקְרָא 19:28, fool

hello i am a jew selling holy water from isreal. nah im fucking kidding i scammed you its faucet water.
thank you for your money

You do realize that the two largest sects of Judaism in the Americas both push for gay rights. Read the charters. A little dick sucking porn isn't going to scare us off.
Also for the record over 40 percent of the Jewish population is American and almost all native English speaking ones are. So you're probably not going to offend anyone in this thread with that.

Dumbass.

Fuck Abraham and all his religions.

German master race invading and taking over thread.

so you know allot about gas ovens, right?
So how come your still here when
Adolf gassed all of you.
Smells of a LIE jew

I call dibs on that penny that's on the floor

Die kike scum

>no muslims or christians allowed

Same imaginary friend, different retards.

Lol just tried to look into your stats Google says they are bull shit.

German you say? Take all the bread you want. Share it with your family.

its obvious jews a greedy lying bastards

I thought that was a dude but now I'm unsure... Not that that changes my percentage of boner.

Kohen reporting in. For you goyim that means I am a direct descendant of the High Priests of ancient Israel. I am basically the most important form of a jew that can exist.

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auskike reporting

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Sieg Heil

Yeah - dont think any jew girls are gonna take an uncircumcised wiener...

Satanist here, y'all Jew bastards need Jesus. Oh wait, you dun killed him. The son of God... killed... by you Jew bastards... no wonder Hitler wanted to exterminate your ass.

Israel. 6,103,200. 42.9%. 2. United States. 5,700,000. 40.1%. gee, Google says I'm right and you're wrong. Idiot

If you're a Satanist then shouldn't you worship us?

Does that make you special?

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I have a confession to make... I'm not really a satanist, I'm a Scientologist. DUN DUN DUN

Religious posts are retarded just like 85% of the world!

Does it count if we recently found out we are Jewish by ancestry? :D

fuck all other religions L Ron Hubbard is the true god

Religious posts are retarded just like 85% of human population.

orville redenbacher is one of the few good jews in this world

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i tend to worship Ron Jeremy!

Well he is a Jew.

I am part of heavens gate

You know it, baby.

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I am part of nothing, lets face facts there is no god, that is for weak people, though ron jeremy is a jew he is still cool, he can suck his own prick..what is better than that?

question about jews: how can an ethnic group survive for almost two THOUSAND years without a country and living in isolated groups throughout a hundred different other countries, through the dark and middle ages, but preserve the same race, traditions, culture, language, and religion, etc. in a recognizable enough form to fit back together extremely easily once it gets the country back? It's especially confusing since, afaik, at some point before the diaspora, the original group divided into jews and samaritans (??) who are different today?

Because jew golds.

Jew=cockroach

>both can survive holocausts

Jews rule the world stupid goyim, now kiss my mutilated dick!

but i like hot jewish gurls so fuckn' much

You may now only post if your last name is Silverman

Because Jews are really just theistic satanists that communicate with inter-dimensional, demon spirits that give them direction,knowledge and power.

Making Aliyah in a year when I turn eighteen. I will dedicate myself to the Israeli military as a Chayal Boded and hopefully, later, the Knesset. AM YISRAEL CHAI!

Bacon.

Its more of an religious/cultural identity. Jewish communities can be semitic, black, or white, or some mixture. I think the holocaust and the sympathy in garnered was a big unifying factor for the Jews of Europe though, which lead to the formation of Israel with the help of the UN.

wut

P.s ; We are in the Prophesied time, Kinsmen... Adonai awaits with the Moshiach as His tool.

You and what army

Question for the Jews:

If I convert to Judaism, do I get in on all the secret meetings on manipulating goyim and taking over the world, as well as a cushy banking job? Eagerly awaiting your response.

> didn't mention Satanists
WHAT'S GOOD KIKES

No such thing. Unless.. You become a liberal Reformist Jew... Who are enemies of Israel and Judaism.

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Serious Response: I don't like hating on people for skin color, race or beliefs. But this fucking terrorist shit needs to stop, I know this is /b we come here to see and b Edgy cause its a release but in all honest FUCK THEM SAND NIGGERS!!!!! I kind of feel a bit ignorant knowing i actually feel this way, I get it a small group don't reflect all of Muslims. But is it worth the risk?

Maybe we do need another Hitler to take care of the Muslims problem

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kek

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Like the first hitler solved the new problem?

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>Update
I don't hate jews, They are nice people. Never did anything to me

Pretty odd to call yourself a Jew if you are against Judaism..