Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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>Chino claimed
Nonono, can't use a ship while the battle you used it in is still going on! If you get sunk half way through, you can return to the home screen and use a different ship, but you can not use that one that was sunk until that battle finishes.
I wish our work had a pet. All we got is homeless people though.
I don't know any stories! I'ma need pastebins m8.
But I'm not tsun at all, you tsun.
Nothing really. Gunna leave a bit early to bring spaghetti to my grandpa, then it's off to work like usual.
>We gangsta now?
>Yet!
Peeeeeerv!
Shit
Yup. Even the gym teacher hated us, and it was a guy.
Ohayo!
Claimed
>pls no.bully
who is your waifu tho shes actually really pretty
not feeling too great. moms kicking me out of the house by the end of the year and im just feeling depressed in general. im here because you guys make it better
blake C L A I M E D
~~Maybe later, when your phone is fixed~~
L E W D
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>Open shirt
wew laddie
I won't deny how lewd I am
Yes you are, cute in denial
A weird qt3.14 at that
Same same too, huh?
I told mine to hold off until I join the army. Besides, she lost my birth certificate while I lived in another town for a couple of months, so she can't really kick me out since she knows I can't do much without it. Gonna need to ask for a copy or something
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You never told me which one you are, kind of heart broken
Full homo lewd?
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
Tohsaka Rin from Fate: Stay Night
I'm not in denial!
Ohayou!
Tsunato~
You smell like someone in denial tho
>Imalright
Are you sure? You can tell me whats wrong
>full homo
Na nigga I'm bi
Wuz gud nigga?
cute
Hello Maki
>Yet?~
Just a biiiiiiit.
>Nice pet
Lewd
I don't use them, I just know about them.
mirror mirror on the wall, whos the lewdest of them all?
its me, because im sure im the only one here who posts on hot glue and cum tribute threads
sucks my man. biggest problem with her kicking me is out is where im going doesnt have internet so i cant talk to any of my friends, including you guys. fucking bummed man
well i like her she is very attractive
Well that makes sense! Of course you can't since it's occupied Oh sweet you can retreat mid battle
We need more people coming to our work :/ it's empty after opening up not too long ago
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Sheeeit and yes we are now. Waifu with thugs
Be the nerd. It's good homie. It's how you'll get through college and life and bitches will fawn over you. But as soon you hit them with some facts, panties are dropping like a nuke
Idk
Nice but since we're WAYYY older now, that's weird. Reminds me when I saw white with flower panties in mma~
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You're a VERY demanding masochist~
You good?
Yo
And don't blink
youtu.be
Ohio
So your threats to rape me might happen?
Okita is chill dude
~~you know it~~
Im catching up with friends tonight
She basically threatened the rugby players with their privilege of playing for the school. She had been at the school for 12 years prior so it was a feat.
2 weeks ago. He was an old dogger so it was going to be sooner or later.
No, they aren't.
I dunno.
>qt3.141 tsun rider
>bullies with love
Rory has no gangsta. Im okay with this.
which one I am? I haz add sry
How can you smell me?!
>internal REEE
stahp
I not masochist
I don wan bully
Gyate Gyate, Fran-san!
This is your waifu.
Man, that'll suck
So I know why you'll disappear then
>if you suddenly disappear, that is
They look french
>sometimes, it's better not to ask questions
legit sorry to hear that man, pets are very important family members. im more of a cat guy and am always extremely bummed when one of my cats die. a lot more tragic than people think
dont fight it kid
Oh wow. That's insane.
Oh hi amatsu
Hopefully I'll be able to check on my bike while I'm over there as well!
Ayyy bby :^)
>Yet. ;^)
>"A bit"
Yep! It's so if you get sunk early on, you're not just sitting there for 15 minutes doing nothing. Just go back, hop in another ship, and go to another match!
What place?
I should make some high res thug pictures sometime...
I am not!
fapping to loli which watching how to catch a predator edition
ill let you guys know beforehand i promise.
i cant ditch my senpais
That's the plan, except with dudes
Are you minumin?
Are sure you don't want bully?
I don't really know what's wrong. I just feel like I need to be hugged while figure things out on my own
I just reached a new low in my attention whoring. A god damned waifu thread
You too?
>roll
Don't bully!
uhh huh.. We'll see about that after I spread dat ass..
Ohhhhhh mai~~~~~
Yes it would be creepy at our age, I was.. 2nd grade I think? Was a horny mofo cause my dad had lowrider girls shit around and as comp wallpaper
Nope, I'll rape your hitmans and make them my loyal slaves
Ahh gotcha
Were you at nigga, I'll hug the fuck outta you!~
>I just reached a new low in my attention whoring. A god damned waifu thread
Welcome aboard friend, we're here for you
I have ADD, OCD, and ADHD get on my level!
ANSWER ME!
Fight what?!
I'm sure!
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>Tohsaka Rin
nope sry
ill do one of your waifu, you silly goose : ^ )
dont fight that i think your waifu is a cute
Ive read that add and adhd are the same thing now they just call it adhd
Oh, hi Chino, how's it hanging?
That'll be good~
That's good~
Shh~
That's me, sadly. How's it going Amatsu?
A nice juicy steak sandwich, that's what's good. You?
Hi Chino. How ya been?
>Insert Friday reference
What's going on Smuggy?
We're still outta stock, come back later :^)
Good luck finding decent lewds
Ok, so I will only bully Hitami
Guess I'm going to assassinate you myself
Woo!
Lame.
I'm doing well. A little tired, though, You?
>checked
Hello, Maki. I've been well. How are you?
No bullying in general!
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especially for you~~
fucking easy kid dont try me, ive done it before~
Ive come to terms with it. He had a good life and a buddy for his last years.
I remember my first one on one encounter. Scared the shit out of me and I wasnt even her target.
>waiting for the bus
>shes asking around for me
>asks me where my brother was
>'I haven't seen him since 10am, miss'
>she glares at me and walks off
Turns out he had skipped the school walkathon, gone to the top of the nearby mountain and smoked weed with some seniors.
So you dont ride then
>we've covered this before
>Rory-sama
>W-Wew
>Only a bit
If I'm lucky, maybe it'll be almost done!
Cheeki.
I can ride without being cute or tsun!
>ONLY a bit
Thanks and yeah everyone is incredibly friendly in here! I live near Montreal
>sadly
I know you love it~
I'm fine, was down for a bit because of the attack in France..
What about you?
Pretty much the same, my eyes are heavy at the moment..
>thanks for the check
My my~
Oh that sounds fucking good..
I had mcdonalds, moms in hospital and dad came home late
Queer, you just want your anus spread
is minumin a person or something? lol
yep
>roll
i only have a few gb
Mistakes are being made
Karen loods pls
he is cute doggo, glad you had a good time with him
Was going to offer you I'll make one for m'smugger
Ok
Idk man. I just picked it edit shinoa in a proper pose and position in the pice
Hurray! Can you upgrade them?
Frog gym. Its pretty new franchise wise
You should! Most of the pics I make are through mobile so that's why they don't look too well :/
Lmao. Not being rude but you're the gay fran. So the other is striaght. I need to see the other fran so I can tell the difference
Welcome to the thread dude lol. We worry and laugh with each other here
Kek never had that around me. I hear you can't get a stiffy till you're 11 or 12 dI'd you get one in 2ND?
Damn I need to watch Friday;_;
>only know "no more locked doors"
Chilling. Got more more ep.to catch up with jojo then on moving on to Fate stay night and others finally! Youself?
Oh wow. That is pretty scary. My first face to face encounter was a year prior, where she yelled at me for taking a bathroom break during Finals
>I think thats what made her hate me
Oh okay. You should sleep then
>youre welcome
Nice.
I have this group of three friends who still play TF2 and I've told them that even if I wanted to play with them, a game like that would be suited for a desktop and not a laptop.
>The keyboard/mouse thing was the main issuse I had the one time I did play TF2.
>Sorry for the late reply, the guys that were supposed to fix the power finally showed up.
Why so lewd this evening, Sachii?
Why is that, kolaches? You good?
Hitami quite enjoys being bullied, and is a good way to blow off some steam on
~~ill give you more than a bit of WEW~~
N-no, I-i th-thought I wo-would try for my self in-instead of sending oth-others.
I-if th-that did ha-happen I wo-wouldn't be ab-able to stop it
Yeah, one of the other megumin posters called himself that
I'm not fighting!
ADD is a subtype of ADHD
ADHD makes you hyperactive and disruptive
ADD people can be cool and serene
You tell me now! You rape bote!
Woo?
>if I dont reply almost immediately its because I'm playing pokemon
>Rin
Why don't we just go on a board with names
Maybe migrate to /c/ which makes since
They already have waifu threads
Best girl claimed.
Is it going trough repairs?
Someone here likes Berserk?
Oh alright. If they like it then thats okay.
oh okay
Na, just wasting time on something i shouldnt be in hearthstone
Claim
These threads are getting less popular each passing day which sucks
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS! IT BAFFLES ME YOU PEOPLE WOULD CLAIM CARTOON CHARACTERS AS YOUR WIVES! IS THAT HOW MUCH YOU FAIL TO APPEAL TO SOCIETY SO MUCH YOU MUST CLAIM A CARTOON CHARACTER? YOU DO KNOW THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE JUST A SWEATY JAPANESE MAN'S IMAGINATION, RIGHT? IF THEY WERE SOMEHOW ALIVE, I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU CREATURES REPULSIVE.
Yeah. The family has not turned to comforting and being more playful with his buddy. He comes in at nights now and is literally a tank.
>hard to get good pics of though.
I would like that, lemme find a good pic for it.
Oh that was the start of a love hate relationship.
Not as good as my BITCHWHORE.
>Rory-sama
Your emphasis is starting to confuse me.
>Trying to take advantage of me through my mind huh?
I play it on my laptop with a wireless mouse, I don't play it often though, I don't have people to play with and everyone on that game is geared out the as and knows how to play.
Lewd!
I dont think that's near texas..
Fuck
DO IT
O
I
T
>I hear you can't get a stiffy till you're 11 or 12
Na nigga you cant jizz that makes the preggers til that age. You can still pop a boner and boy oh boy I had some wicked boners back then
Uh huh..
I'm very skeptical to play pokemon on emulator on computer.. must as I really wanna play old pokemons again.. my phone has no memory other I would for on the go play
Migrate to new board
Glad to hear. Same for me, a little bumpy these last days but things aren't terrible.
Breeki.
Shush it you! Yeah I just heard about that, this world is going to destroy it self. I'm fine, better than yesterday.
Damn straight it is. Ew I gave that place up years ago. That's blows though man, is it something serious?
Things will work out.
Don't worry, I haven't seen it either. Only know the iconic stuff. Sounds chill as hell man. Not a whole lot, hang around here and watch some YouTube series or something.
Aren't they always?
There's a few upgrades for every ship except the last tier. Or rather, the way it works is each ship has modules that can be put in, and generally most modules need to be researched to be able to move onto the next tier of ship. Then there's secondary upgrades that provide small benefits, but once decided on, they take actual money to remove. So choosing those correctly is kinda important. Like for my Kongo, I have one that gives me slightly lower reload time, and my main guns turn a bit faster.
Frog...gym...? What's that?
Haha, I have photoshop CS5 on both my desktop and laptop, so I can probably make some pretty good looking ones if you bug me for it and I'm not busy.
Still being worked on, rather. But they've had MONTHS now, and I want to start practicing on it already.
Now why would I mind fuck you when I could do something a bit more physical. ;^)
then ACCEPT that your waifu is CUTE
wew nice legs
pitbulls are nice dogs if raised well. bad misconceptions about them
alright ill fucking do it then. i have a sort of schedule for this shit since there are people on Sup Forums and other sites who im active with who want some too. by the time you guys see me tomorrow, ill post it. or well, when i see youre on. im deadass doing it, so you better fucking expect it tomorrow night
Exactly.
>cute doggo
Yeah, I'm abiut the same. That isnt too bad
QOTT: who's that one teacher on elementary school who hates your guts and was out for you?
Mrs. Morrison. Fuck you.
It was also 3rd grade
I was in the advanced classes where you're in 3rd but learn a bit of 4th grade stuff. Bitch gave me all the impossible shit to do and told the other teachers that my learning level wasn't high enough and should be moved down to on level
im always lewd
FUCKING FREAKS GROW UP!!!
Yeah..
Anyway, you're up to anything, friend?
Eheh~
I know right? Sad.. And France seems to be targeted often too
That's good to hear, did you follow my advice?
wew, they sure do take their sweet time
wew nice glasses
Teachers, none that I can recall. My elementary school principal was a fucking twat though.
I might be, how did you guess?
WOO!
Is good. Nice and over the top
And I mean he REALLY likes it
Yeah, some of the older posters stopped going here
~~i will though~~
I mean, if you WANTED to rape me, my butt would be there and you would have captured me
That's how rape works
Hes a staffy cross pit. And he is chill as fuck. Babies have kicked him in the face and hes just acted as though they hurt their foot.
Never actually happened to me.
>I think this pic would work well with a waist up shot of gangsters
They are working best, my parts are all almost in. Im missing 3 and 2 come in tomorrow. Im getting teased
More or less, but im choosing to hate myself right now
7th Grade Mrs. Radziminski
FUCK HER
Not much, for the most part I'm just in the rabb.it room.
Is it his fetish?
what up hoes?
>Is good. Nice and over the top
thanks for replying
claimed. ;)
glasses are a serious kink for me
i hate people who say theyre all the "niggers of the dog world". if raised by a loving family there are no issues, just like any other dog
I didn't pressure them as much since they were doing it all for the cost of the parts, but it's like, come on now.
Mugen, stahp. That's not a decision that will help anything. Bad life decisions still need to be made for a decent reason!
Nope it's rather far ;_;
Never did very well or bad. Never stood out of the bunch enough to be noticed by a teacher or anyone at all
O-Oh my, what's g-gotten into you Makoto?
>I like it~
Some advanced class teacher, old and mean, said I would grow up to be a school shooter.
>Haven't done it yet bitch!
Hello mami, Im not seeing a decline
Na she has lupis so she goes farily often for steroids or something
Dont disappoint me, and you better have alot of jizz too, out jizz jizzus
Mr Wooly, 4th grade cause all I did is drew in the back page of assigntments and my autism prevents me from paying attention
Can't rape the willing, thats just flatout sex
Goddamnit -_- well.. the thought counts rite?
Ill reveal my tits for you senpai
Dead Suicidal girl claimed