You wake up on a deserted island, this is the first thing you see. What do?

You wake up on a deserted island, this is the first thing you see. What do?

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fuck the left, fuck the right, then fuck the women

Pet dogs, impregnate women.

Open up Pokemon Go and traverse the island using the women and dogs as pack animals

Make them fool around with each other.

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Oh, look! A deserted island that isn't deserted!

Re-evaluate my initial impression that this was either an island or deserted.

Get those fat bitches on a treadmill.

I dunno.. I think I'd rather jack off.

>deserted island
>people on island

what kind of dog is that on the left? the brown one.

tell the chicks to get lost, play with the dogs

Make those dogs fuck so they can breed me some puppy-veal to eat. Get one woman to cook it and the other to clean up after. Then beat both women while accusing them of cheating on me.

Get out my scuba gear for that land whale

Fuck the dogs

>Where the fuck am I?
>Why are you naked?
>those are some pretty bad tattoos btw

fucking random women without protection is how you get the nigger-aids guys

Ask what they got to eat... cus they definitely eatin

Eat the cows
Dogs seem chill

Wonder why the "deserted island" isn't deserted.

>Then beat both women while accusing them of cheating on me.
kek

Ask where the steel picnic table came from, and who built the fancy shed.

>deserted island
But this island is obviously populated.

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Kill & dress the little dog for food.
Fuck the fattie while watching the remaining dog fuck the skinny.

Smile and say, "We got anymore beer?"

I'd say a mutt with a lot of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Wolfhound in 'em.

could be worst

no way dude. those dogs are huge, this one is normal/medium sized. probably some or entirely wirehaired pointing griffon

watch the dog fuck the woman on the right while I fuck the woman on the left.

kill the small dog because small dogs are shit tier animals

Shoot the cunts, then shoot myself. Dogs get food for a while

Mow the lawn

probably be uncomfortable that there are naked people in front of me because I wouldn't know it was a deserted island right when I wake up. I don't want to intrude on other people's privacy.

Check brochure again. "They fucking said it was deserted here. Is this even an island?? Fucking Jews.."

defs could have wpg in it. Maybe mix with whippet to get that snout though.