You're at a club in Nice and this guy slaps your gf's ass, what do you do? btw hes 5'4 450 pounds

You're at a club in Nice and this guy slaps your gf's ass, what do you do? btw hes 5'4 450 pounds

I'd poke him with a needle to let out all the synthol.

wonder how i got a gf in the first place

...

Paint him green and win the money from a cosplay contest to buy a gun and shoot his ass.

I'd shoot him in the head with my gun because I'm an American.

Punch him in the fucking nose as hard as I can and run because he can't catch me. Although I have no GF anyway

Draw a picture of Muhammad on him and let nature sort it out.

haha jokes on you, my GF uses bacon grease as lube when we do anal

>5'4"

I'd hold my hand on his forehead and laugh as he swings furiously in the air.

run out as fast as I can because that fucker will blow himself soon

Just get my buddy Brian Shaw to show him real strength

"Hey man could you please stop manhandling my brother"

Problem solved

God damn he must be a midget...

Those are 2 totally different guys

Top and bottom right is 'the Persian Hulk' who wants to kill isis and is a body
builder

Beheading dummy is The Bulldozer and is an is is

Source: I'm Dana white and I've been trying to get this one on for years

turn 360 and walk away

>5'4
manlet

Kek

Well my girlfriend would probably go ape shit on him

Call God emperor Trump

This guy is like 50% fat sucking in his gut.

I would slap him till the fast bastard had a heart attack.

shoot him

I'd be happy to have a girlfriend.

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I carry mi glock so shot in the leg then fuck his ear maybe?

>implying I have a gf
>implying if I did, she would have an ass to slap
>implying I'd ever go to a club
>implying I'm extroverted to do anything
Even if I met those conditions to lead up to that moment, I'd let it go and get dump by my gf for being so omega, and rightfully so.

mfw I don't even have the balls to end a miserable existence

kek

I'd say to my gf
"Oy vei! Why you upset the big man? Stop your kvetching and help me fish coins out of the fountain in the mall".

that guy looks fat as fuck.

soon brother

Nothing I can do. She died on impact. Pelvis completely shattered.

>at a club in nice
>I'm murican
Enjoy your life in prison..?

Smash his legs out from under him with a chair, deliver a few swings to his noggin, and call a cab. I'd drag him in saying that, "my friend had too much to drink," and check the two of us in to a hotel.

He would awaken largely immobilized and slowly bleeding on account of the tendons in his arms and legs having been severed. I would pick at his flesh with a pair of needle-nose pliers from the extremities inward, twisting and snapping bone as it is exposed. At intervals, whenever I had collected a cup of his meat, I would mix it with spoiled pig's blood and force it down a snorkel tube duct-taped over his mouth.

Once I had finished with his arms and legs, I would pick bits of his face and genitals, avoiding the eyes and tongue. I would avoid his cardiovascular organs, and feed him his teeth and eyes right before stitching his intestine to his lips.

Now that's edgy.

You panzy little bitch would suck his muslim giga-cocksaur and gargle his balls while he fingers your gf, implying you have one, of course.

>at a club in Nice

Why is it that what I plan on saying has already been said every single time.

thats edgy as fuck

Id say assalamualaikum and walk away

AT CLUB IN NICE

run in circles around him, he won't be able to catch me

Make him dizzy and then go in for the kill

>Take pig blood and meth
>Pour into drink
>Offer it to him say it a new fancy drink
>wait for the meth kick in
>go to supermarket
>Buy a shit ton of bacon
>Make bacon armour
>Put on bacon armour on
>Go back to club
>Slap the shit out of him as i tell him what i did
>Proceeds to freak out
>Cops come start yelling in sandnigger talk
>Yell alluah snackbar
>Cop freak shoot him
>Go home with gf
>Mfw when she give me a blowjob for defending her

Roll him over with my truck