Help me choose a team. Whats the differences, which one sucks the most?

Help me choose a team. Whats the differences, which one sucks the most?

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Pick Red or Blue. Yellow is literally cancer.

valor

Pick Blue or Yellow. Red is literally cancer.

Disregard those fags, wait for harmony

Pick Yellow or Red. Blue is literally cancer.

team instinct or mystic. in every place rthough instinct is the underdog since nobody seems to join them

Shouldve known you guys wouldve gone against eachother, forcing me to use google and read. Damn you summerfags!

>forcing me to use google and read
>angry that people have different opinions

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Blue is for fucking losers
Yellow is just an off-brand hufflepuff
Red is for the passionate asshats who travel 40 miles to capture a gym at 5 in the morning

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There is literally no difference between any of them and you may as well just pick randomly

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>angry that people have different opinions

All I asked was to help me pick 1 team out of 3. Everyone so far has made it even out so I cant pick any. Theres hundreds of people on here but I still cant get someone to help me pick.

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>Yellow
Teenage Edgeords
>Blue
Basic Bitches and Gay Bottoms
>Red
Niggers and Beaners

I've been told that Instinct hatches eggs faster, Valor has a bonus to Gym combat, and Mystic tracks pokemon easier.

>video
>Blockbuster

was the guy who made this 50?

Think of it as this:

> Valor = Xbox
> Mystic = Sony
> Instinct = Nintendo

If this doesn't help, then which do you prefer?

> Moltres
> Articuno
> Zapdos

If that doesn't work:

> What's your favorite primary color?

If all else fails:

> What do the majority of your friends play?

Exactly!

Red or Yellow. Never pick blue. Ever.

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If I'm correct instinct gives you better eggs. Other than that I'm really to sure if there is any real difference between the teams. I guess just go with what is closest to your favorite color or something.

Pick Red if you're an underage cunt who isn't capable of understanding other vitues beside strength and power.

Yellow and Blue are pretty cool.

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Made me chuckle

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OP here.

Im not hardcore.
Im mot edgy.
I play for fun.
I can only play on wifi.
I can name like 2 maybe 3 pokemon of the OG 150.
Im white dude, 19.

That should narrow it down right?

To be honest your list is backwards for me.

Not Blue.

Prolly instinct

red is best choice

pick blue then

Then you go for Valor

same

Go for red then

>Im not hardcore.
not valor
>Im not edgy.
not instinct
>I play for fun
then you're a basic bitch. Chose Mystic.

Guys, guys.. I want to delete this app already just because of this thread.

Join mystic

Literally so wrong it hurts

FINALLY! THANKS!

Valor

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Never Blue. Ever.

Yellow obv. Most casual

Valor is the shit

You mean the Lugia Alliance?
>Pic related.

>Tfw this is actually how I ended up choosing my team.

I'm going to agree with this one, as odd as this sounds, so far I've only seen Instinct in places that are less populated.

Team Nysnc

Agreed. Bloods for life

Team Fistdick

Kek

Got you fam

I'm red. Blue is a containment team for people like OP.

what game is this anyway ?

It's called team harmony not the lugia alliance.

There is no functional difference, you're just picking your favorite description, color, or insignia. I picked Mystic 'cause I really like the Articuno on a shield insignia.
The only real difference is the populations. strawpoll.me/10712862/r

Hello kitty island adventure you fucking weabo scrub

I choose based on which of the legendaries i prefered. And Articuno rekts all.

So Blue.

OP Here. So Blue is like neutral, basic bitches, and filthy casuals right? I'll fit in?

>Mystic wears heels, even if they're shitty ones. So I'll pick mystic.

Mystic? Hardcore? I see them losing gyms all over my area to valor. Never even seen an instinct gym

Kys

what if im not a virgin neckbeard loser like you and i dont play shit so i dont know what it is ?

Same. All of my friends are in the nigger club, blue.

You know what quotation marks are, right?

Not now, im trying to pick a team.

It's quoted my fair retard.

Triggered much ma'am?

Ok

then pick red

Blue team has LGBT pride!
Because gay is ok!

Aww dude blues a nigger team? I dont want blue anymore.

Valor are overbearing assholes.
Instinct are derplords.
Mystic can't hold a fucking gym against either of them.

I have no clue what it's called, I just saved that from a thread the other day is all.

>Instinct hatches eggs faster
I'm Team Instinct. Are you telling me that I travel shorter kilometers than other teams? Because that's how eggs hatch you drooling brain dead faggot.

I am pretty gay but I heard they have nig nogs which I dont like.

He's right you know?

>Valor has the most gyms.
>cool bro's
>we are always using lures.

I have to switch to red.

Valor- reduced stardust consumption
Mystic- Reduced evolve cost
Instinct- Eggs hatch in shorter distances
You fucking inbreed

Valor is all about being the very best Pokémon master.

Mystic confirmed faggots.
They're nigger faggots now. Never join them.

Blue and Red are infested with spics and niggers trying to "rep muh culas"
Pick yellow if you want to avoid that mess

Which is why valor dominates gyms. They upgrade their defense faster and easier

If that were true, Valor's ability would be best, but it isn't true.

If you don't pick valor I swear on me mum that I'll do nothing and probably forgot this thread ever existed in a few minutes.
>go valor

Pick yellow. Blue and red are literally cancer

Valor is a bunch of over proud cholo faggots who fight like its gang turf. Blue just don't play hard enough to keep gyms. And Yellow are kind of cowardly, pack hunters, who only really attack a weakened gym.

So just go with banana boys then? Im a white, flaming homosexual, 19, non neckbeard, casual, non dominant, chill player.

Valor is where all the kiddies who think they're hot shit go. Little skater punks and shit like that.

Instinct is a big-ass group of contrarians. Fire and ice are too mainstream.

Mystic is full of normalfags who don't actually play pokemon.

Says the autist

>not getting the reference.

Exactly

>instinct
>pack hunters
You do know that Mystic has the most people and than Valor in second. Instinct is quality unlike the other choices

tbh I don't care either way between red or yellow.

Mystic here, lookin' at 25 candies to evolve a Nidoran. It was 25 before I chose a team as well.

So I'm calling bullshit.