Alright, Sup Forumsros. Got a lovely story of irony for you.
>be me >work at convenience store >three years running >lives in apartment right next to work >both store and apartment owned by same old lady >her assistant is a fucking cunt >fat old bitch with head that's too small >spreads rumors about me and other employees >let's call her Julie for now >anyways back to the store >autist fag who works there sold beer to a minor couple months ago >everyone had to take a class afterwards >one of the conditions for the owner to not be slapped with outrageous fees was to not sell beer for a week
>started closing early too, since 90% of sales is beer >work a daytime shift by myself one day >thought it went smoothly >next day manager comes up to my apartment >let's call him Ralph >Ralph says to me Did you know you sold beer yesterday? >"No..." Well we have you on camera selling beer. Do you want to look at it? >"Sure?" >walk with manager to the store
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Cameron Cox
Go
Noah Long
Leep it coming friendo.
Brayden Peterson
>pulls up footage of me working yesterday >sure as fuck, there I am selling some fuck his damn 6 pack I'm going to have to fire you. >"I understand..." >fuckingpissed.jpg >already behind on rent, gonna have to move out too >Ralph says I hope you know you probably cost everyone else here their jobs, too >no way, faggot. You're just trying to guilt trip me now >walk back upstairs to my apartment
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Christian Davis
keep it going
Daniel Torres
>Sure enough, next day bitch Julie is banging on my door >for like a straight hour >finally answer, ready to deck her in the face >"what?" You're gonna have to move out >"okay? I already know." You have until the end of the month >"Got it, whatever." >closes door in her fat fuck face >luckily gf agreed to let me move in with her by this point, so I didn't give a fuck
Here's where it gets tasty, Sup Forumsros
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Bentley Richardson
bumping for this juicy greentext
Luke Long
Go on
Robert Taylor
gogogogo
Jace Richardson
faster man faster
Liam Bell
Bump
Isaiah Bell
CMON
Nolan Green
>couple days later >haven't even gone to the store downstairs for anything, even though it's convenient >too afraid I might deck my (ex) manager in the schnoz >really hot day, so I compromise >luckily, my buddy coworker is there >grab some drinks, get to the counter Yo, did you hear what happened? >yeah, I got fired No, the other thing, man. >what other thing? Ralph sold to a minor yesterday man >nofuckingway.gif Yeah, the ALE caught him. The store's probably gonna get shut down >oh hell yeah. That's fucking awesome man Yeah, but apparently Julie is telling everyone that you called the ALE to come to the store because you got fired >oh hell no >that shit don't fly
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Ryan Ward
Ohh no that bitch didn't.
Jonathan Lopez
>fast forward a week >packed up most of my stuff >some of the furniture was already here >somehow the store is still open >don't care, sweet karma was reaped on my manager >that bitch Julie needs to be put in her place though >rage built over time >decide to confront her finally >go to her office >luckily the actual landlady isn't there >she's actually nice, don't want her to be caught in any crossfire >think ahead luckily and decide to put my phone on record >go into Julie's office >"hey, I heard you've been spreading a rumor about me" Cont.
Lincoln Fisher
The revenge had better be good, and untraceable..
Jackson Jenkins
Type more and go faster
Jordan Young
I can't wait for the part where everybody does the dinosaur
Isaiah Smith
>bitch is obviously stunned that someone actually confronted her No, I don't know what you're talking about. >"Well people have been telling me that you've been saying that I'm the one who called ALE because I got fired." I would never do something like that. >Yeah right bitch >LITERALLY in the same breath, bitch says It must be (other employee here), she must have made that up, she's always making things up. >bitch just threw someone under the bus AND started another rumor in one sentence >keep talking, this bitch is still recording Cont.
Cameron Harris
come on you fuck
Jacob Jones
keep it coming
Cooper Harris
Did you have to be so mean?
Landon Howard
Please. he is having a hard time thinking how to get his troll ending
Kayden Turner
Type Faster
Adrian Ortiz
OP is probably some edgy redneck cunt
Joshua White
Bump famalamanam. Be done by the time I get out of the shower
Samuel Anderson
>"Well I also know you've been spreading rumors about other employees, too. Shit gets around" That's ridiculous. Are you saying this because you're about to get kicked out? >"No, I'm just saying this because someone needs to confront you about it" Well I heard (insert other employee) is about to get kicked out, too. I think he smokes weed in his apartment. >there's another one >"That's exactly what I'm talking about. You just did it again." What? I'm not spreading any rumors. I'm just saying, he might be a stoner. >"Well, I hope you enjoy yourself here in your miserable little hole. By the way, I've been recording this whole conversation." >stunned look on her face >I walks out without another word
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Carter Collins
keep going..... this shit is basically my life
Ayden Sullivan
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Nicholas Jones
>By the way, I've been recording this whole conversation. literally what incriminating thing did she say
Landon Thompson
she denied starting a rumour, shifting blame onto someone else who obviously didnt do it she accused one worker of smoking weed in company housing
this shit is very mundane but this is life when you are a fulltime convience store/bodega slave withina forced community of retardation
Brayden Powell
Is OP listening to recording to tell story?
pic related
Julian Lopez
>not pretyping your entire greentext >page 7
Brody Ross
>forced community of retardation Topkek
Gabriel Allen
>moving day >I'm packing everything up into a uhaul >decided to keep coffee table because it's nice as fuck even though it belonged to the apartment >of course bitch Julie is spying on her little camera system in her office >comes out of the office as I pass by Glad to see you finally moving out >she says in a snarky tone Now we can finally get someone else in there >set down box >take deep breath >calmly walk over to her >get right up in her face >point finger in her chest >low voice >"Bitch, if you ever say anything to me again in my entire life, I swear I will destroy you. I will let everyone know everything you have ever done, and you will be so utterly humiliated that you will have absolutely no choice but to hang yourself in absolute despair." >stunned silence >turn around >pick up box >walk downstairs >can't help but smile the whole way down >haven't heard from the bitch since
And that's why I live with my gf now.
Asher Gonzalez
Bonus:
>I made sure to not to flush my shit in the apartment toilet for like a week, so that shit is clogged as fuck
Jayden Bailey
>Anticlimactic ending
dies on the inside
Nathan Reyes
You need to work on the ending more
Jack Gonzalez
>got fired, kicked out of apartment, threatened a woman, stole a coffee table
>and then they walked the dinosaur in france and got hit by a goatfucker driving a truck wew lad
Charles Murphy
I think the point was that it was ironic that the manager got caught for the same shit
Jose Sanders
Does shit ending make op a faggot? OR WAS HE A FAGGOT ALL ALONG?!
Landon Harris
ya'll dont get it
this is not some Sup Forums troll wincest lie story this is some fuckin real life, mundane, idiotically petty revenge shit. This is clearly some anons life. this is the dude you buy beer from, his story. Its fucking stupid, but in this age of ridicolous extremes, a second cold war, mass shootings and terrorist attacks, this is the reality we find ourselves csaught up in
Zachary Anderson
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Nicholas Brooks
hahaha what the fuck?
Landon Stewart
OP here. I know it seems harsh what I said to her, but believe me, if you knew this woman for .02 seconds, you would know where I'm coming from. She is absolute scum of the earth. When children see her, they openly weep. I seriously think she gets a kick off of seeing other people miserable because her own life is shit. Believe me, she deserved every word I said.
Brandon White
good read thanks oopie
Brandon Bennett
>you know, I learned something today
Gavin Davis
noone thinks its harsh, we think its fuckin boring and weak
wanker
Isaac Rivera
>we think its fuckin boring and weak
Because it's not some made up bullshit?
Julian Garcia
/thread
Charles Martinez
I'm sure the drama was really interesting to experience from a first person perspective, whether it be you or fellow coworkers. However, it's just honestly kinda gay from everyone else's and I cam fell you're trying. I mean, decent green texting even though I can tell you're still new, you made good efforts with making interesting but the story just was very anticlimactic. The worst part is probably what you said at the end; very cringable. I feel bad for your girlfriend, I can infer this whole situation took a while to develop, mature and end so she had to hear you bitching about this for a while. Basically, she doesn't care, the guy above me doesn't care or anyone else. It's just not that good of a story, like at all. 3/10 I've read worse, and There's enough evidence to bring this whole story to trial for being a troll.
William Murphy
no because its fuckin boring and it took this fuckin asshole like 30 minutes to type this shit out
Joseph Russell
you're the type of fuck who doesnt read books
just another fag lookin for explosion, who cant find the abusrdity in the mundane, and hasnt had enough experiences to relatre this too. this greentext reads like another chapter from my pisspoor middle management ruined life, and this post makes me want to fucking riot in a very lowkey way
Aiden Williams
I get it OP. Tell another story, there aren't any good threads going on atm. Favorite vidya? How'd you meet your gf, how is yalls relationship
Brody Martinez
It was a mundane story, but it could have been delivered better
Jaxon Carter
Just a bit of constructive criticism: that story was shit
Carson Roberts
You should have 69d her
Kayden Gray
hey man no offense but this story sucked :/
Landon Foster
I.... ..Liked ... that story
Chase Jones
Wait a minite of the store was not allowed to sell beer why wasnt there any kind of sign or otherwose so cuatomers didnt try in the first place?
Jonathan Robinson
Alright let me help you end this story. > of course the fat bitch is spying on me seeing as she is a fucking snake. "Glad to see you moving out" she says in a snarky tone. I walk up to her, point my finger in her fat pancake tits and whisper furiously. " What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the company store, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on our competitors, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top cashier in the entire US armed grocers. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over at the office? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of employees across the grocery store and your voice is being recorded right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can record you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in stealthy phone recording, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States grocery store brigade and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. > can't help but smile the whole way down. > haven't heard from the bitch since. And that's how I live with my gf.