Go to cinema to see Deadpool

>go to cinema to see Deadpool
>$9 ticket
>$13 "Adblock" ticket
>buy cheaper one because I don't mind the ads before the film
>there are three five minute ad breaks in the middle of the film
Is this a fucking thing now?

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How have you avoided it until now? Its been around since like 2014.

Haha holy shit I'm glad I pirate.

This is a joke, r-right?

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Only for some of the bigger movies. Watch less capeshit and you won't have to deal with ad breaks.

Just use the time to check your phone and text some friends

I hope OP is meming because it seems it can be true, horrifyingly enough. I can barely stand the horrible 10 minute ads before the screening.

>paying to watch movies
good goyim
I haven't paid for entertainment for almost a decade now.

>watching rare 205 minute print of il Gattopardo (the leopard , 1963) at local art house cinematorian
>random ads run at the bottom of the screen (for Gap jeans and Car insurance)

I complain and the manager says that I have to pay for a year long membership to get the ad block

That's why you show up 10 minutes late

nope. welcome to Sup Forums user where sub-human spics(I at least assume) post this same thread ad nausea with a different flavor

I call it mental illness but it's not my place to judge how ones spend their life

Do they still have the no unaccompanied men rule? I'm too scared to find out myself.

You've not been to a theater lately? I had to watch a boner pill ad in the middle of Jurassic World.

Contrarian much?
Yes. My cousin had to wear a dress to go alone. Looked passable though.

I don't think I've ever heard of this rule. Where the hell do you live?

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>go to use the rest room at the theater
>complain to management because a transsexual crossdresseer was molesting a little girl
>get kicked out of the theater for a hate crime

Such is life in obama's America

You only got kicked out? They STOPPED the showing of Mad Max I was in so I could apologize to it.

shouldnt the Pepe head be on Fred?

oh yeah, dumb frogposter

>Yes. My cousin had to wear a dress to go alone. Looked passable though.
Post pics, and is he single?

No I'm approaching behind Fred as Fred and unmasking the user, who previously unmasked Pepe.

Jeez that's embarrassing. Why are theater employees so cruel ?

>Ads in the middle of a movie
I got the whole 20Mins of ads in the beggining of the movie, before the trailers, but ads in the middle is just stupid

He's dead. He went full tranny and fell victim to the suicide statistic.

heres what you do
A) take a shit
B) get some snacks
C) get out your phone and do something on it.
D) watch the ads
E) some combination of the four

>"Adblock" ticket

Much more believable than the singles policies meme.

It's scary because this could be a thing in IRL, showing ads during a movie.

>the current year
>thinking this is a meme

>cinematorian
kek

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wait but if fred was unmasking pepe who was really fred then where's the caveman?

I'll get to the bottom of this

Actually spic theathers used to have a pause between movies (Like 10 minutes) so you could go to bathroom or to buy more popcorns/soda. But that was until mid 90s or so, since late 90s/2000s, they just shown the movie without pauses, and all ads are before the trailers

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

What a fucking waste of digits

I don't even know if this is real or not.

only on Weekends

You mean like an intermission?

I've only seen it in movies that have been out for like 3+ weeks. Fury Road played here (San Diego) for literally almost 3 months. I saw it again in like month 2 and there were ad breaks, there was a fucking yogurt commercial in the middle of Mad Max.

Mine was a Tampax commercial. Nearly got kicked out for laughing.

Last time I went to the movies I got a severe allergic reaction from the Dog Show.

I thought single policy is real some places

>>there are three five minute ad breaks in the middle of the film
No there aren't stop lying.

dumb scoobyposter

>Go to the movies
>find a nice seat
>enjoying the movie
>this happens

youtube.com/watch?v=AvwxLjpouGE

what do?

move out of the UK

>commercials play at the end of the film during the credits
>oh well who cares
>get up to leave
>all the doors are locked
>they only unlock after commercials are done

Fucking hell

>>all the doors are locked

is this Auschwitz or what ?

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I've never heard of ads in the middle of a movie. What theater did you go to? I'll be sure to avoid.

lol, theatres in america sound so fucking stupid

glad i'm a yurofag on this one

>being so poor you can't afford adless tickets
>being so poor you can't pay premium to sit outside of the singles section

ISHYGDDT

the blinking light around the screen made me kek so hard

*PARP!*

>His theater doesn't have a coin operated shower.

Me too.

How many times has your sister been raped by refugees?

>not knowing that bringing a falcon lets you skip ads for free
You're just bringing it upon yourself at this point

People think the no-singles policy is a joke but the nearest theater to me was built with love seats instead of single bucket seats. They sell the tickets in two packs. When I first moved to Phoenix I went to the theater by myself (which I have done many times in other cities) and they told me I had to buy two tickets. I really wanted to watch Captain America but didn't want to spend twice as much to see it. I saw a dude standing by himself in the lobby and thought maybe he made the same mistake. I asked him if he would split a two-pack with me. He gave me a disgusted look and said he was here with his girlfriend. I ended up having to drive 20 minutes to another theater that was normal.

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>They have assigned seats now.
This is fucking bullshit.

I hate Sup Forums.

I fucking hate you guys.

WTF really?... I go to the cinema all the time and not once have I seen an ad in the middle of a film or before or after. I guess trailers or technically ads but beyond that nothing, this is legitimately the first time I've ever heard of this, is it a regional thing or something cause in CA I've yet to come across that

>go to movie theater
>it's actually a Cineplex

Fucking seriously ?

>go to the kino stadium
>rent a kid to get past the no singles policy due to leaving my falcon at home
>start watching the new ILON MAN 5 with jet li as Tony Stalk
>Get to the part when Tony has to forge his suit by folding it a thousand times
>Kid grabs the dude in front of me's falcon
>gets his feathers all sticky
>it turns around and bites his umblical cord off
>miss the movie , have to pay for the falcon and kid and my wife's grandad was mad I didn't take him
THEY HAD NO FUCKING WHEELCHAIR RAMP
I'M NOT GOING TO CARRY YOU ON MY SHOULDERS AGAIN YOU OLD CUNT
LAST TIME YOUR COLOSTOMY BAG LEAKED DOWN MY BACK

Where did this happen? I've never heard of it.

Welcome to Sup Forums newfriend!

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I have always thought there should be a break in the middle of movies(the longer ones at least). They can run ads or whatever the fuck. That way people can go piss, get snacks, smoke, whatever. It's a win/win really. It would cut down on people getting up and down during the movie, and if i have to go do something i don't miss any of the movie.

How is this a bad thing exactly? Especially for the theatres that serve beer. You can't go 2.5 hours drinking beer and not piss. I missed the big fight scene in civil war because of that. Bogus man

DUMB FREDPOSTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Movies used to be art. Now they're 90 minute commercials for the newest superhero toys and whatever product they can shoe horn in. They might as well give everyone in the audience a remote control and a popular vote pauses the "movie" for designated snack refills and phone usage. Cinema is dead.

>go see a movie
>$8.50 for regular ticket
>$13 for movie with bathroom break
>have to pee during movie
>forced to give bathroom host a $5 tip for obligatory penis inspection

Fucking everytime.

Is Fred getting a bj?

What the hell are they looking for in inspecting your penis?

Dick cancer. It's a fine service but I'd rather not be bothered when I'm trying to hurry back to the tail end of a flick.

>be american
>be in the privacy of my own 1 bed, 1 combined shower/kitchen/lounge/toilet apartment
>sitting in front of my tv I'm still 38 payments of $69.95 from paying off
>set up my AmeroRest All Leather recliner made from fake leather in a chinese sweatshop in front of tv
>my 42 gallon drum of fried popcorn in melted butter, 42 gallon drum of mountain dew and insulin IV bag are all in easy reachable distance
>everything is perfect to screen my copy of 'A kísértés Krisztus Urunk és Megváltónk', my rare 5 hour film print from Hungarian genius director Vincze Zsolt, of which there are only 13 copies in the world
>5 minutes in, my shriveled, unfeeling, dry as bone meal 3 inch cut dick is hard as nails
>suddenly knock at the door
>it's the KSA (kinography screening authority)
>they tell me I'm in violation of senator Goldsteinberg's latest bill
>they force me to watch 20 minutes of commercials for every 5 minutes of foreign film material
>almost in tears at how free I am

its penis inspection day at the movie theater

>its penis inspection day
>give the inspector a good laugh
they love this

i fucking love this meme

Yeah pretty happy im not a dumb american! lol!

6 times, to answer your question.

gay

>not having the mid level intermission ticket that only has one break
>not taking the chance to pee or poop or refill your snack trough

>not dressing up as a girl and then claiming to be just trans

user don't you know the feminine penis inspection like is usually shorter

where / since when we have ads on the middle of the movie? i might live in a cave, but i'd be happy not to get out of it

>pay 45 dollars to use cinema toilet
>a man dressed like a urinal wants me to piss on his face
>complain to manager
>get banned from theater for a hate crime