Marshmallow

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It was some really old black lady, I'm told. She was described as "prehistoric", and was said to have witnessed the end of the ice age. My guess would be she was just too old and her asshole couldn't flex hard enough to hold it back anymore. After our initial disgust and consequent existential crisis, Gino and I admitted we felt kind of sorry for her after knowing how damn old she was.

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how horrifying

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I do not.

i cri

Don't cry for me, Argentina.

i cri for me though

Maybe she was too old to know what the hell is going on anymore.

He who weeps for this, weeps for corruption.

weeps backwards is speew

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That means nothing.

o-oh

Check this out: nothing means anything.

Except this. This is pretty dope
youtube.com/watch?v=-xDVomMgvqw&index=1&list=PLLDf8Bnp1K1Kkk3Kbepm9UamqHjMZlgsb
I mean, she came in unaccompanied, and one of the cart pushers saw her (or at least someone who fit the description) drive off alone.

Either way, that was definitely one of the moments in which I knew the real world for the first time

I don't think I want to know the real world. It sounds scary.

What are you even doing anymore?

Yes, I know.

Man that fucking gif gets me every time
'Sup you two?

watching penny dreadful. coughing a lot.
sup nanner?

Painting. I think I didn't put enough layers of gesso on this canvas so it's still extremely absorbent.

I'd say something food-related but it can't end up like that every time we talk
Honestly nothing at all, just sitting here like a banana, if they can sit that is lol
Ah well, have fun with that

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I'm not having fun. I never have fun.

why not? i like food
banana can sit ive seen it and done it with them

Not even while watching Monty Python?
I'll try imagining that in a most non-dirty way possible

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I pay too close attention to have fun with it.

oh i didnt mean it to be dirty in the slightest.

What is that which you're paying attention to?
It's fine by me if it's dirty or not, I have fun imagining it both ways hahah

how do you like to eat your naners?

The wording, the meaning, the timing, how they play a certain sketch all the way through, how, where, and why they suddenly change the outcome to obliterate your expectations.

Well I still find that infinite cop ending hilarious
By peeling it the WRONG way. Muahahahahaaahh :D

there is no wrong way though. you dork butt

It is hilarious. But I like to know everything about it.

There is! There IS! There IS!!!
What does he say at the end by the way? "It's a fek up!"??

it works either way so there is no wrong way. and it peels the same either way. i will choke you to death with the naner

Not if I waterboard you with carrot soup first!!

do it nigger. i'll just gobble it all up.

Oh I know you will you slut!!

... Goddamn now we're talking about food again

He says "It's a fair cop." Meaning that his being arrested is justified because he broke the law.

its your name D:
and i am a huge carrot slut. fill me with carrots. pour that warm orange soup all over me

Ah ok, there's the end to that mystery
You're in for a treat then, I'll throw buckets of potato and leek soup at you next

oh god yes the potato
i never had leek soup. that sounds very nice though

What the fuck even is carrot soup?

Don't tell me it's just carrots in water

>captcha is soup

im sure its probably cream and pureed carrots and a chicken stock along with a few other things

It is really nice, I forgot what carrot soup tastes like though so I think leek tops my list. Oh, did I mention I'll throw the buckets too, so watch your head

My life has been heavily influenced by so many different kinds of comedy. Along with the Pythons I was watching Abbot and Costello, Steve Martin, and listening to Phil Hendrie. I remember driving around late at night with my father, when he couldn't bear to be in the house, but couldn't leave us alone either. It's a bitter sweet memory.

i will wear my helmet dont worry. i never had carrot soup

i am going to bed meow. later naner bb

Goodnight, have sweet dreams about soup, or bananas, or whatever you want

naner soup

That sounds quite nice actually. Was he a good father?

I am not soup. No. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

He was, he is. He tried with me, tried to make me worth something.

You got a job at least, and you've experienced stuff. That's more than can be said about me. Buut no need to talk down on ourselves. So... Are your colleagues nice?

They try to be. I like to keep my distance though. They think I'm just some spastic weirdo.

That's good they're trying at least, no job is worth it if the colleagues are shitheads in my opinion

Eh, I'd rather not let them know who I am.

Well I hope they respect that. Now I think I'll go to bed cause I stayed up all night for some reason. Goodnight, or goodmorning, or... uuhh......

>come here for porn
>there is no porn
>there is only peter lorre

Kicked from the discord, it's a good day.

Lorre is love. Lorre is life.

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The greatness of filters
I just thought Sup Forums was ded

This picture is amazing and my boner thanks you.

You are most welcome, vile penetrator.

brzy is a bitch edition

So did I, we should start our own one. A better one. One with out little kids

The fuck even is discord?

Thread is kill?

A group chat and pm/voice chat

thread is boipucci

Think skype chat but more cancer

Thats just for people who want to gay rp.

Uh, sure. Or we could, like, forget about it because it doesn't matter.

You say that like its a bad thing..

Go back to furaffinty, beta cucks.

Ok deal, what was your name on there?

I do not want to RP fucking asses, I rather actually fuck asses.

I'm the fool. The most hated person ever.

Yes, but there's all that other talk you get into about your hideousness and etc.

Yeah im too ugly and ill never get sex anyway. I rather not mask it way gay rp teasing me with things ill never get.
Also i'd actually have to sit and put thought into typing things which is way too much work for me.

It's Red, I didn't hate you.
Love your BDs by the way

Any holes a goal.

*Don't hate you
And your art is pretty cool.

Won't know till you try, Nibi.

My what?

Thanks for the advice, Satan.

What the hell is a BD?

There is nothing to try for anymore.

Nonsense, Nibi. Don't be a defeatist.

Fuck, I need so many different things to continue painting and I don't have the money for it.

I cannot obtain my ideal sexual desires. I will not waste any effort in something fruitless.

Never mind, must be confused with someone else.

Post pics of your paintings?

If I can you can. I mean, just look at me. I'm a hideous monstrosity with a shit personality.

>POST
>FUCKING
>PORN
>AVATAR FAGS CAN DIE

No you're not, you were one of the few interesting people to talk to. Now post those paintings.

I do not understand what you are talking about. So... good job dude, thumbs up.

I will post three of them and no more.

A serial murderer would be interesting to talk to as well.

What I'm saying is, if I can get a little the so can you.

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