Would you?

Would you?

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i would do it for a million t b h

i'd do it for 200,000 probably

I'd do it for free

Yes.

I'd pay to step on the puppy

There's no shortage of puppies. Why wouldn't you do it?

>ITT everyone says no
Fuck off Franku

No

I'd do it for 10k and a slice of pizza

Id eat it alive like the asians eat their fish alive

for this money id take a full job 10 hours daily stomping puppies

>Doesn't say how hard I can step.

$200 if guaranteed to get off scott-free

All day.
I'd probably do it for 1000

I'd stomp that doge

my hero

I would stamp on its head and do a pirouette for half that amount

Kek. Just another day at the puppy stomping factory.

I hate seeing these, they're so dumb - of course anyone would you idiot.

you never said how hard i had to step on it

i'd kill a puppy with my dick for 10$

I'd stomp puppies like that for 8 hours a day for the next 20 years for even 18 million dollars

TIME TO BRING OUT DA GOOD OL' TIMBERLANDS!

I would road roller that bitch to a pulp for 1/10th of that

Yes.

>bitch
and if its a boy?

I'd Frank Underwood the shit outta that puppy.

nope

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I would do it for a cheeseburger. brb getting a cheeseburger.

I actually, seriously wouldn't. Moralfag to the extreme.

Fuk u. If someone actually refused this in real life i would have 0 respect for them.

Okay, on the one hand, I am not a cruel, heartless, edgy neckbeard line the majority of the site (i do own a fedora, but that's besides the point). That is an innocent animal right there, and my morals are screaming "no"!

On the other hand, this is $18 BILLION - not million, BILLION - dollars there. I could be one of the most powerful men in the world in an instant. But then again, who's paying this much money to see a damn dog die?

Conclusion: I'd step as lightly as possible, unless death was necessary, in which case I would try and kill it as quickly as possible. Afterwards, I would probably donate at least a billion to PETA or something just because of a guilty conscience.

Lmao cares about animals and donates to peta instead of a good charity.

But no one cares about what u think anyways

youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

I don't have 18 billion. But it would be tempting

Someone help, I'm being trolled on the Internet

The things i'd do for 18billions are limiteless

but thats wrong you fucking idiot

>GTFO

Same as u i guess?

Itt: faggots willing to whore their humanity for a little paper when theyre just going to kill themselves In a few years anyways

I'd step on 18 billion puppies for 1 dollar.

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight, unless you step on this puppy.

Peta is the worst charity if you actually care about animals. Research it. They're fucking disgusting.

You know, i just couldn't do it.

BUT. $19 Billion? Now we're talking

I'd just like to point out that almost half the posts in this thread came from the same IP

I'd do it for $10

Strange, peta said the same about you.

No, because I'm not a Jew.
Then again, most of you would suck dick for $200.

I would repeatedly drive a lawnmower over it until it was just a pile of mush and blood for that much money

this is the answer. if you refuse to "STEP" on the puppy, you deserve to deal with an earthquake or a sinkhole.

>"step on the puppy"
>hold one puppy's legs or the puppy's tail out
>step on 1 foot or leg
>adopt the puppy
>18 billion dollars

theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/03/petas-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-history-of-killing-animals/254130/

>Lay the foundation pupper.

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(You)

What? I cant hear you over the sound of crunched puppy!

I would
Then I would give $1billion of it to the ASPCA.

I win

>theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/03/anons-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-history-of-killing-animals/254130/

Lay the foundation pupper

Nigga you'd have to pay me not to.

I would drive a semi over 84000 puppies for that amount of munnies.

Thank you... Much better than the fucktard who thinks peta is a good organization.

Edgy

ok bout this
drink a shit ton of hiv infested blood from a tramps asshole that hasent been wiped
or cleaned for years ?

>dat damage control
shiggy

Could I stomp on OP's head instead?
The puppy would go out pretty quickly. OP is sure to cry like a bitch.

>I'll step on a muslim for free.

I eat veal. How is puppystomping worse?

Couldn't help but think of this Curb Your Enthusiasm scene:

youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9PFoE6EKE

I'll toss in a 20

See. This is a real dillemma. Im not who you were asking, but i would do it. Living with Hiv with today's drugs is not that bad compared to how it used to be. Also you might not get hiv from that if you dont have any cuts or anything in your mouth/throat.

18 billion dollars is just so much money.

Guess you're already there then

It depends, If they would just ask the next person if I refused I would of probably go for it. No reason why I can't be the one to get it if the puppy is doomed to die.

If I was the one deciding if it lived or died though, I'm not so sure. I've never had a problem killing things but only things that need to be killed. Not sure I could do in a healthy and blameless animal even for an obscene amount of money.

i would eat

I would. Then Id donate å billion to NAMBLA to appease my conscience

I'd walk to mount doom just to chuck the fucker in

so youre expecting us to believe that you wouldnt step on that puppy even though it means enough money that your family for the foreseeable future will be completely set? and i dont mean just your wife and kids, im talking grandkids, great grandkids, as far down as anyone can predict. 18 billion dollars is a MONUMENTAL amount of money. if you really wouldnt slaughter that puppy in horrible ways you dont deserve to have children

If it was just you irl I'd probably just beat you up and take both, it'd be high school all over again.

Id do it for 1$

No you wouldnt fuck knuckle. Ill pay pal you 50 if you
Video it

Easily for 100,000

I will never stomp the puppy, I will always fight 4 the puppy i will kill for the puppy

would do it for 1k, who the fuck are you kidding

I'd pay someone $5 to let me stomp on their puppy.

I'm not trying to be edgy, I just feel real wack tonight and I'm very high. Psych help? You guys helped before.

Someone who'd do that puppy shouldn't be raising children at all

Oh, and just to keep you satisfied for a while
(You)
(You)
(You)

Lay the foundation pupper

I'd eat it for 100,000

What??? Read my first comment again. You definitely misconstrued it in a way that doesnt make sense.

"Lol @Cares about animals and gives to peta" obviously implies that i think peta is a shitty organization to give to if you care about animals. Learn fucking reading comprehension.

Yes but I'd be a philanthropist. I use that money to make the world a better place. I'd make it so that puppy would not die just for my personal gain.

Who the fuck wants children

im being completely serious, if the life of one puppy is worth more to you than the financial stability of the next 50 generations of your family you shouldnt have a family at all.

If you touched my dog I would tie you down, shove your holes with pheromones, stab you with bamboo stalks jabbed under your finger/toenails, and let my dog slamrape your turd-slicer.

18 billion dollars? I would pitch this motherfucker at a jet fighter going full speed for 18 billion dollars. And all I have to do is step on it? BOI

But you can save countless number of puppies with money like that.

This. You mongoloid

Then don't accept the $5?

I'd just like to see you try. Don't give a fuck how much you claim to "lift" you're not fighting shit when you're losing so much blood.

No shit