Yank """""banter""""" edition
/brit/
howling at that northern monkey getting ignored by everyone like his dad is when he tries to get back in contact with his mum
northerners are the only english I like
>"""working""" class alcoholics like """working""" class alcoholics
kell surprise
>tfw spent all last months wages already
haha
2017 is the year of the yank
mock them at your peril
Why do Aussies think that Brits actually feel connected to them?
Odd.
How long before UK will cease to exist?
Who's that brotha with the blue suede shirt?
t. yorkshireman
see this is why I like them
southern monkeys think they're better than everyone
fuck off rasheed
feeling rather lonely
miss the days when girls used to text me
you know at the start of the 20th century most of the (white)colonies referred to themselves as British
It's funny cos pakis seem to really like the Aussies.
I find them fucking boring tbqh.
lads
quelle heur est til?
Shut up cunt
Even Ireland?
Scotland independence when?
shouldn't have finally told them you weren't gay desu
well I suppose a lot must have
200K+ enlisted for world war 1
tu as un homosexuelle et un tres gros
Never, the majority of Scots realise that if the leave they loose all the free shit they get from the government
well australian only officially became a thing at the start of the 20th century
remember that aussie who wanted to type "talking out my arse" but typed "talking about my arse"? haha what a melon
They're not British now though.
business idea: (see picture)
Still sounds a bit childish work on it
.t fat homo
>what's wrong with English girls user?
My mother, father and grandparents
remember that aussie who tried to post something interesting and everyone just blanked him?
doing a vietnamese spice and meat shit lads
smells utterly putrid like pure sulphur
YAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEAN
*exists*
>British people actually think Britain is cold
your mother, father and grandparents are what's wrong with English girls?
stop this at once
lad
Ireland wasn't a colony...
An Irish person calling themselves British back then would be just like a Welsh, Scottish or English person calling themselves British...
>making them more woke
creasing. the 'journalist' couldn't think of a proper term?
nah, I must've blanked it
woke
Whereabouts in potatoland are you?
No.
Fuck up you slabber
North Yorkshire is best Yorkshire.
At least the majority of the foreign-born here are Poles, Irish and Germans.
>3 good club nights all on the same night
who did this
Actually if you look at Irish history you'll find that it's remarkably similar to that of European colonies despite being only a hop skip and a jump away from England
is it alright to put the christmas tree in the fire
it would be extremely aromatic
For Yule
Remember to give this lad his daily (You).
Fuck the bullies
merci beaucoup madameoiselle mais je ne etude francais pas en huit annes
Yes, just shake the needles off and chop it to kindling.
*does a little dance*
Fir you
Considering both our capital and cork voted to remain in the union, a fair few would have considered themselves british.
might ask ed if he wants to do drinks
Dublin, why?
>No.
What? Are you rejecting basic history or something? Top jej
>British education
Where did it go so wrong?
Eh, okay? Acts of Union 1800 m8, there is no subjectivity in what I said...
imagine being as alpha as ksi in 2012
has there ever been a decent thread which contained a discussion about Ireland?
why yes, I would love to
has there ever been a decent thread which contained a discussion about anything?
Yes but it contained no Irish or Brits
Or it would if that was actually possible
Christmas doesn't end until the 5th
most ireland threads devolve into "why didn't they just fish"
yes
well why didn't they?
No, but you're never going to get one with all the Leaf and Aussie shithouse cunts that poison /brit/ with their fucking gay bastard trolling.
If we cared about what you people thought those 800 years would have been a lot different.
as an irish person, i get sick when i eat too much seafood, so that might me why
met a chink called Hao Ling today lads
R O A R I N G
>Ireland wasn't a colony...
It was the very first one you retard
no you didn't stop lying
ahh no thank ye Paddy, ah'd bedder not, ye knoo wut dat fesh dos t'me stomach
ah'll jus' keep on waitin' fer me tatos
*dies*
How rocky are the roads where you live?
met a chink called Li Ying today lads
I was having none of it
superb post
Paddies are always welcome in Whitby for fish & chips.
watching some girls movie about being single lads
very curious to see which 10/10 model guy ends up with rebel wilson
oops looks like I missed out the 't.'
my bad
having a chuckle at the Sup Forums 'Reading General'
...
>doesn't know Irish history
>lives in Dublin
Pottery
Reading mentioned
why are you watching something that you're already anticipating being pissed off by?
>tfw no spanish thighs around your neck
ignore the music
youtube.com
good film that
she doesnt end up with anyone and nor does that Dakota Johnson
WHAT IS TO BE DONE ABOUT
THE BANKERS
AND
THE BONUSES?
Dublin and Cork and rightful Northern Irish lands?
put the MPs on the football field and the footballers in parliament and see how quick things change
>all the normoids back at work
All that remains is a desolate wasteland of cretins and autismal NEETs, rotting in their own filth.
Eating some Dime Bar Mikado
(fuck off Daimfags)
I am downloading spotlight but it's taking fucking agesssss hahaha
dakota johnson already seems like an annoying bitch and I'm about 5 minutes in. would cuddle alison brie though
hmm...
Can't believe what I just witnessed. A middle aged white man just got on the bus, was about to sit down when he noticed a young Muslim woman wearing a hijab. His face turned to pure anger and he pointed right in her face and shouted "Get back to your fucking country. Trump is president and we voted brexit, you have to go back now, I could kill you if I wanted"
I couldn't just sit there so I stood up and said to him "You would fit in with trump because you both have stupid hair", I then turned to the young Muslim girl and said "you rock that hijab girl"
The entire bus stood up and applauded while the man with a tear in his eye ran off the bus in embarrassment. The bus driver offered my fare for free but I said "no, donate it to the local charity for young lesbian Muslim refugees"
she looks like a different person in every different photo of her, gives me the willies
*clears throat*
alri
>bunch of farmer twats voted us out
For fuck sake
post machines