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Yank """""banter""""" edition

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howling at that northern monkey getting ignored by everyone like his dad is when he tries to get back in contact with his mum

northerners are the only english I like

>"""working""" class alcoholics like """working""" class alcoholics
kell surprise

>tfw spent all last months wages already

haha

2017 is the year of the yank
mock them at your peril

Why do Aussies think that Brits actually feel connected to them?

Odd.

How long before UK will cease to exist?

Who's that brotha with the blue suede shirt?

t. yorkshireman

see this is why I like them
southern monkeys think they're better than everyone

fuck off rasheed

feeling rather lonely
miss the days when girls used to text me

you know at the start of the 20th century most of the (white)colonies referred to themselves as British

It's funny cos pakis seem to really like the Aussies.

I find them fucking boring tbqh.

lads

quelle heur est til?

Shut up cunt

Even Ireland?

Scotland independence when?

shouldn't have finally told them you weren't gay desu

well I suppose a lot must have
200K+ enlisted for world war 1

tu as un homosexuelle et un tres gros

Never, the majority of Scots realise that if the leave they loose all the free shit they get from the government

well australian only officially became a thing at the start of the 20th century

remember that aussie who wanted to type "talking out my arse" but typed "talking about my arse"? haha what a melon

They're not British now though.

business idea: (see picture)

Still sounds a bit childish work on it

.t fat homo

>what's wrong with English girls user?

My mother, father and grandparents

remember that aussie who tried to post something interesting and everyone just blanked him?

doing a vietnamese spice and meat shit lads

smells utterly putrid like pure sulphur

YAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEAN

*exists*

>British people actually think Britain is cold

your mother, father and grandparents are what's wrong with English girls?

stop this at once

lad

Ireland wasn't a colony...

An Irish person calling themselves British back then would be just like a Welsh, Scottish or English person calling themselves British...

>making them more woke
creasing. the 'journalist' couldn't think of a proper term?

nah, I must've blanked it

woke

Whereabouts in potatoland are you?

No.

Fuck up you slabber

North Yorkshire is best Yorkshire.

At least the majority of the foreign-born here are Poles, Irish and Germans.

>3 good club nights all on the same night
who did this

Actually if you look at Irish history you'll find that it's remarkably similar to that of European colonies despite being only a hop skip and a jump away from England

is it alright to put the christmas tree in the fire

it would be extremely aromatic

For Yule

Remember to give this lad his daily (You).

Fuck the bullies

merci beaucoup madameoiselle mais je ne etude francais pas en huit annes

Yes, just shake the needles off and chop it to kindling.

*does a little dance*

Fir you

Considering both our capital and cork voted to remain in the union, a fair few would have considered themselves british.

might ask ed if he wants to do drinks

Dublin, why?

>No.
What? Are you rejecting basic history or something? Top jej

>British education

Where did it go so wrong?

Eh, okay? Acts of Union 1800 m8, there is no subjectivity in what I said...

imagine being as alpha as ksi in 2012

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has there ever been a decent thread which contained a discussion about Ireland?

why yes, I would love to

has there ever been a decent thread which contained a discussion about anything?

Yes but it contained no Irish or Brits
Or it would if that was actually possible

Christmas doesn't end until the 5th

most ireland threads devolve into "why didn't they just fish"

yes

well why didn't they?

No, but you're never going to get one with all the Leaf and Aussie shithouse cunts that poison /brit/ with their fucking gay bastard trolling.

If we cared about what you people thought those 800 years would have been a lot different.

as an irish person, i get sick when i eat too much seafood, so that might me why

met a chink called Hao Ling today lads

R O A R I N G

>Ireland wasn't a colony...
It was the very first one you retard

no you didn't stop lying

ahh no thank ye Paddy, ah'd bedder not, ye knoo wut dat fesh dos t'me stomach
ah'll jus' keep on waitin' fer me tatos
*dies*

How rocky are the roads where you live?

met a chink called Li Ying today lads

I was having none of it

superb post

Paddies are always welcome in Whitby for fish & chips.

watching some girls movie about being single lads

very curious to see which 10/10 model guy ends up with rebel wilson

oops looks like I missed out the 't.'

my bad

having a chuckle at the Sup Forums 'Reading General'

...

>doesn't know Irish history
>lives in Dublin
Pottery

Reading mentioned

theguardian.com/money/2017/jan/04/uk-bosses-will-make-more-by-midday-than-workers-will-earn-all-year-fat-cat-wednesday

ah yes

the fat cats

why are you watching something that you're already anticipating being pissed off by?

>tfw no spanish thighs around your neck
ignore the music
youtube.com/watch?v=KJ_HHRJf0xg

good film that

she doesnt end up with anyone and nor does that Dakota Johnson

WHAT IS TO BE DONE ABOUT
THE BANKERS
AND
THE BONUSES?

Dublin and Cork and rightful Northern Irish lands?

put the MPs on the football field and the footballers in parliament and see how quick things change

>all the normoids back at work

All that remains is a desolate wasteland of cretins and autismal NEETs, rotting in their own filth.

Eating some Dime Bar Mikado

(fuck off Daimfags)

I am downloading spotlight but it's taking fucking agesssss hahaha

dakota johnson already seems like an annoying bitch and I'm about 5 minutes in. would cuddle alison brie though

hmm...

Can't believe what I just witnessed. A middle aged white man just got on the bus, was about to sit down when he noticed a young Muslim woman wearing a hijab. His face turned to pure anger and he pointed right in her face and shouted "Get back to your fucking country. Trump is president and we voted brexit, you have to go back now, I could kill you if I wanted"
I couldn't just sit there so I stood up and said to him "You would fit in with trump because you both have stupid hair", I then turned to the young Muslim girl and said "you rock that hijab girl"
The entire bus stood up and applauded while the man with a tear in his eye ran off the bus in embarrassment. The bus driver offered my fare for free but I said "no, donate it to the local charity for young lesbian Muslim refugees"

she looks like a different person in every different photo of her, gives me the willies

*clears throat*
alri

>bunch of farmer twats voted us out
For fuck sake

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