What is his fucking problem?
What is his fucking problem?
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well I'm sorry to hear that
I wouldn't be surprise if he was actually diagnosed on the autism spectrum
You still sore about that fifty bucks?
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Something that happened with his wife. I'm not sure, I don't totally remember.
COZ NOW
pathological liar who lied so much that he's lost track of what is the truth.
According to Seagal he is autistic with number
A visionary that has ascended the metaphysical plane and is upset no one understands his /thèatré/
Well, I'm sorry to hear that
here are these dubs i was tellin' you about
Operator Seagal is the most amusing Seagal
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So fucking sick that you simpletons can't understand the TRUE meaning of this kino. He is CLEARLY being told that Dey Tooker is the evil mastermind behind the plot.
Maybe I'll whistle for ya
ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE
I don't understand what he's saying.
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This is the epitome of Seagal babbling
Here's one the smallest *burps* 45 ever made. I carried this as my backup, one of my backups
Isnt that amazing?
I wonder what this guy is thinking in this scene?
CUZ NOW
he is always an untouchable god in his movies quite unlike any of the other action heroes of the 80s-90s
>In an interview with Spy, Goldman says he had long known that Seagal tends to tell grandiose tales about himself. Late in 1988, a former soldier of fortune and treasure hunter named Randy Widner invited Seagal, Goldman and another man to hunt for treasure off the coast of Barbados. At that time, Seagal had been telling Goldman that he’d been a U.S. Navy SEAL. Evidently this was one frogman who did not take well to water. As Goldman recalls, “Randy was driving [a Zodiac raft] in circles while Steven and I carried the gear out to him. The surf was unbelievable, really tough… He started screaming and panicking and was sure he was going to die and all that crap.” Goldman says Seagal had to be helped onto the vessel. “Wildner had to pull Seagal by his hair; I pushed his ass onto the boat with my shoulder.” Later that evening, Goldman says, he realized that Seagal could not read a compass or a map. (Seagal describes himself as “autistic with numbers.”) With that, Goldman says, he totally dismissed the notion that Seagal had ever been involved in any covert operations. In his letter to the Times reporter, Goldman wrote that Seagal “would surely die of starvation if he was given a compass and a map that led to a restaurant five miles away.”
Maybe Vic is still sore about those fifty bucks because he is also autistic with numbers
He looks like an ethnic Trump in this picture.
DELETE THIS
Well, I'm sorry to hear that
How can Matrix flicks compete against a scene like this?
anyone seen richie?
IM'MA HAVE TA
I NEED A MEDIC
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Pure unadulterated kino, the likes of which we rarely see in this age of darkness.
SNATCH EVERY
Does anyone have that clip of steven seagal throwing that black guy out of the car windshield by breaking really hard?
Why would a man who can heal himself and grow his hair back need a medic?
Post rare Seagals
Van Damme > Seagul.
Somebody get this caterpillar out of here
Somehow this goes along surprisingly well with Mulan's OST:
Enjoy this cinematic masterpiece:
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pure cinèma
OOOOHH
USTILLSORBAUTDATFIFTYBUX?
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EASY
.... EASY!
Well, I'm sorry to hear that
Because now
He got bitten by a radioactive raisin.
Cancelled his birthday party
they provoked him
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MUFUGGA
>put on glimmer man last night for this girl I like
>she's not really paying attention at first
>she gets really into segals character and loves his fighting
>she loves how weird he is
>she wants to watch Under Siege tonight
What do?
IM A BAD MAN U KNOW DAT
>What do
1. Watch Seagalkino with qt
2. Acquire punani
???????
4. PROFIT!!!!!
R'ing happy birthday Plz
(Groans)
My sides.
This has always been one of the best Seagalpieces, ya know
Oh yeah. This edit is killer, baby . Props to whoever made it.
Is this real or parody? I cant tell
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Truly the deepest philosopher of our time ya know
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This from the movie where he plays the best archeologist
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ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE OR TANG ZHILI?
is he an ex CIA archeologist? or maybe ex Green Beret archeologist?
I went to New York City once. I tried to look for NYPD cops wearing a Green Beret but didnt found any.
Needles to say i was really dissapointed
He's an ex con who got his doctorate in archeology while in prison lol
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Russian Tommy Wiseau in this kino scene.
>one of my personal backups
How do people find this shit out?
That's brilliant.
how do i become like Seagal? How do i achieve his level?