I play Pokemon Go

I play Pokemon Go

niggers tongue my anus

I browse Sup Forums daily

I am a jew

What's your favorite Game?

my dick is small

i rape little kids

You lost the game.

I am very poor.

Say your last prayer

Your dick is bigger.

I care about feminism

Praise Allah, motherfucker.

allah hu akbar !!!

*HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*

I am 5'5 tall

I own a firearm

Watch Rocko's Modern Life

You're a dude, right?

>words
>thinks exclamation mark is a word

Where does it go?
Do it like mom!
You in to vore?
Lemme get my fursuit.
I'll fuck your nose!

My sister was better.

What size are those?!

I don't really follow rules.

Better than my brother?

Let's split the bill

Dad was way harder.

hitler did nothing wrong

I really like memes.

Anal Only No Exceptions

Anarky 4 lief, fukkas!
I mastered the blade.
*To a religious person* "Lemme guess, Imaginary Friend?"

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

you know nothing infidel snow

I lurk four chan

You older than 5?

Time for an earjob!

Oooops! I just sharted.

Where's your Penis?

Mind driving me home?

That's funny because I got a date because I play pokemon go.

Snow was a horrible person and not the slightest bit Jamaican. True infidels fuck goats

...

You're not a goat.

This date is over.

>1337

I miss my ex

You must pay tonight

11\10

You allready tot got teeth?!

i play on pc

I fucked your dog.

I really love you

Exactly. Also not a dirty Muslim fuck

my parents are watching

Quick story related to Pokemon Go (I know Sup Forums will like)
I live in Jackson Mississippi, last week a couple of guys baited a spot outside a college dorm with several pokemon, two kids come running outside to catch them, they get robbed at gunpoint.
Best part? They get robbed of their phones.
"No, please, I have 30 Pokemon in my phone.. take my wallet instead! Look, I have a honda civic parked around the corner, take that instead! Not my phone. NOT MY PHONE!!!!!"

>Not getting the joke.

allah hu ak bar

Wheres the first grader?

>I is reely dum

Hi, meet my mom

Show tits or gtfo

Gibbe de pussi b0ss

I just shit myself

my cat's a vegan

I vape. A lot.

My religion is scientology.

I believe in homeopathy.

Climate change isn't real.

I'm not racist but...

One Punch Man sucks.

Donald Drumpf for president.

good evening m' lady

Can you pay please?

>wasting trips on that

u want sum fuk?

Anal is my contraception

Your vagina looks cool

Battered chapped pussy lips

hey there little piggy

Let's talk about feminism

One steak, well done

Vinegar. Purple. Fourteen. Xylophone

I can't count to four.

your fucking mother said:

Fnang namng namg mamngnngg

I'm a poor fag

I have the aids

bernie has a chance

nice

I vape monstrous clouds

I read Quran everyday

Hitler did nothing wrong

Hey. Black Lives Matter.

as did i

can smell your fartboxplease?

Looked thinner on facebook

truth of the quads

Hello, I am Frank

Wheres your penis at?

can we fuck first?

Underrated/10

I am a Cuck

Brony and proud, bitch.

sharpie in pooper, now!

kek

get away from me

I... Um... Sorry... Bye.